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Serious Exit plans

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  • Oldcel (27+): with exit plan

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Oldcel (27+): no exit plan

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Youngcel (<27): with exit plan

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Youngcel (<27): no exit plan

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
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This one is primarily for the oldcels.

A lot of guys casually refer to roping in a jestful, semi-serious manner on incelsphere boards, or use it as an (emotional) response to some blackpilling image/video or piece of information. But if you are of a certain age, say approaching 30 or post 30, you get closer to a loveless middle age than you are to your loveless youth.... have you started formulating a real, rational exit plan and set deadlines or triggers for execution?

As a youngcel things could hypothetically still get better, but after a certain age you gotta wonder if stumbling fowards every day is still worth it. Every passing year the probability to ascend decreases, if you are friendless, if your career is deeply unfulfilling,if your copes are losing their appeal quick, do you have a thought out exit strategy ready to prevent messy, ill conceived, spur-of-the-moment, painful acts of desperation?

Edit: error/vagueness in poll, if you are exactly 27 yo you may consider yourself oldcel for purposes of the poll.
 
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Don't have a exit plan and am under 27, i made peace with myself that i will most likely die alone.
 
oldcel no exit plan
i was thinking about it seriously several years ago but I just fixed the things that bothered me most, mostly health related, and became able to cope, don't really have an exit plan, unless it's a passion of the moment thing which I doubt will happen
 
Youngcel w/out exit plan
 
Plan to LLmaxx and roidmaxx as well in this decade.
 
I'm always trying, does that count as a plan?
 
Oldcel no exit plan, well i have one, but it's not realistic since it's at the end of the fucking earth and i only go out once a month at the atm at night.
 
JFL imagine roping because you couldn't get a girlfriend. That's the ultimate cuckoldry. Roping because of depression or no money makes sense but roping because you are virgin past 30 that is stupid as fuck. That's the ultimate female validation.
I recommend every perma virgin to wealthmax, purposemax , copemax and escortmax. Get a dog if you want companionship. If I'm a virgin past 30 you bet I'm going the MSTOW way.
 
Im an oldcel thats been wageslaving for many years. There is no exit plan. I have one life to live and ill cope through it.
 
oldcel no exit plan
i was thinking about it seriously several years ago but I just fixed the things that bothered me most, mostly health related, and became able to cope, don't really have an exit plan, unless it's a passion of the moment thing which I doubt will happen
But wouldn't it make perfect sense to have an exit plan? I made an exit plan but I'm absolutely not going to make use of it until I get diagnosed with some serious shit. If I were to be diagnosed with, let's say lung cancer, I'd rope the very same day.
 
But wouldn't it make perfect sense to have an exit plan? I made an exit plan but I'm absolutely not going to make use of it until I get diagnosed with some serious shit. If I were to be diagnosed with, let's say lung cancer, I'd rope the very same day.
i mean, i don't have an active one, but my old one is very simple and could be used whenever necessary. find body of water. drown. that's it.
 
i mean, i don't have an active one, but my old one is very simple and could be used whenever necessary. find body of water. drown. that's it.

Drowning is apparently a terrible sensation that will trigger many intense primitive survival and panic instincts. It's not for nothing that waterboarding is considered a terrible form of torture, which happens to be 'clean' as it leaves no physical marks on the victim. Are you sure you want that to be your plan?

 
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Drowning is apparently a terrible sensation that will trigger many intense primitive survival and panic instincts. It's not for nothing that waterboarding is considered a terrible form of torture, which happens to be 'clean' as it leaves no physical marks on the victim. Are you sure you want that to be your plan?


yeah I know the popular arguments against it. to me it's very strong because
a) water is fucking everywhere
b) it allows you to change your mind
c) if you go through with it, there's no chance of surviving as some kind of paralyzed zombie, you're dead for certain
 
wjulae7xfdr31.jpg


This one is primarily for the oldcels.

A lot of guys casually refer to roping in a jestful, semi-serious manner on incelsphere boards, or use it as an (emotional) response to some blackpilling image/video or piece of information. But if you are of a certain age, say approaching 30 or post 30, you get closer to a loveless middle age than you are to your loveless youth.... have you started formulating a real, rational exit plan and set deadlines or triggers for execution?

As a youngcel things could hypothetically still get better, but after a certain age you gotta wonder if stumbling fowards every day is still worth it. Every passing year the probability to ascend decreases, if you are friendless, if your career is deeply unfulfilling,if your copes are losing their appeal quick, do you have a thought out exit strategy ready to prevent messy, ill conceived, spur-of-the-moment, painful acts of desperation?

Edit: error/vagueness in poll, if you are exactly 27 yo you may consider yourself oldcel for purposes of the poll.

Quebecoiscel or strait up Frogcel?
 
I want to rope next year. I need to find a good spot and buy a rope.
But I probably won't because ive been saying this every year
 
yeah I know the popular arguments against it. to me it's very strong because
a) water is fucking everywhere
b) it allows you to change your mind
c) if you go through with it, there's no chance of surviving as some kind of paralyzed zombie, you're dead for certain

The drowning panic will trigger ancient, involuntary survival instincts in you you have no control over, so you'd default to b) if you didn't plan ahead by getting weight belts etc etc etc.
 
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When I saw the title I thought it would be for discussing exit strategies for lockdown. JFL.
 
I am money maxing and monk maxing. If either fails to be sufficient. I will take nembutal, shotgun myself off a cliff. this gives me 3 ways of death in one go. Increasing success rate to near 100%.
 
youngcel with exit plan but inceldom is not my main reason. I could live happily for the rest of my life without women. Have method in place and could leave any day if I so wished with minimal preparation.
 
I have one but I'll only do it if things get much worse. Well it's not really a plan, just getting Tor, ordering heroin (I don't do drugs mods) and ODing before I become an addict. I could get caught as a result, but I have autism so I'd just get sent to some facility.
 

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