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Excellent lube recipe for onahole/fleshlight chads. much cheaper than commercial lube

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Ingredients:
  1. vegetable glycerin (unscented)
  2. xanthan gum
  3. sodium benzoate preservative (optional)
  4. store bought lube for preservative (optional)

Having a scale is very helpful and whisk for stirring

Instructions
  1. get a clean and dry measuring cup (at least 2 cups/500 mL i use a 4 cup measuring cup)
    1. must be DRY or xanthan gum will form clump and will not mix properly making the lube overly runny.
      1. I usually wash it, dry with a towel/rag, then leave it upside down for about an hour so it drip dries
    2. must be a measuring cup or any vessel with a spout to make it easier to pour into a container
  2. Place measuring cup on scale, tare it, and sprinkle in 1.6 grams of xanthan gum
  3. Tare again and pour in 21.6 grams of vegetable glycerine.
  4. While whisking, add warm water until the desired consistency is acheived, between 1 and 2 cups (250 - 500 mL)
  5. pour into condiment bottle or any other sqeeze bottle. I use one like this:

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you can use a few mg sodium benzoate as a preservative, or mix in a couple of tablespoons of store bought lube since it has preservative.

The one downside is that it is somewhat perishable, so you have to use it quickly if you don't add the preservative.
Here is the video where I learned it.
 
I haven't jerked off in a week
 
never liked fleshlight too much tbh. very nice thread tho, one of the more useful ones :feelsokman:
 
How is an onahole compared to normal jacking? I always wanted to try one, but it seems like such a hassle in the long run.

-Need actual lube
-I would have to hide it from family(easy)
-Dont want to underpay for a shit pussyhole
 
How is an onahole compared to normal jacking? I always wanted to try one, but it seems like such a hassle in the long run.

-Need actual lube
-I would have to hide it from family(easy)
-Dont want to underpay for a shit pussyhole
It is about 1000 times better than normal jacking to me. Worth every penny. The lube is super cheap if you use the recipe. I spent like 15 bucks total and have used a quarter of it after About 6 months of basically daily tapping.
 
I don't use lube when I jerk off.

I don't last long enough to need it.
 
Fuck, man. I feel you. Every day it's a battle to kill my need for love/affection/relationship. Hope you recover m8. Foids are the root of all evil.
 
Fuck, man. I feel you. Every day it's a battle to kill my need for love/affection/relationship. Hope you recover m8. Foids are the root of all evil.
I wish I could help out all incels with a oneitis but we are all powerless in this cruel world. It is what it is.
 
I made a homemade onahole once with a cup, gloves, and 2 sponges.
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That shit didn't work for me so my second attempt I tried the sock method using rubber bands, a glove, and socks. It looked like a scuffed version of this :feelskek:
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I made a homemade onahole once with a cup, gloves, and 2 sponges.
View attachment 236050
That shit didn't work for me so my second attempt I tried the sock method using rubber bands, a glove, and socks. It looked like a scuffed version of this :feelskek:
View attachment 236054
Lol, you're like mcgyver. I heard you can use potato starch to make a pretty good one
 
or just fap normally
 
or just fap normally
Why fap like a peasant when I can fap like a king. If you try it, you are guaranteed to change your tune.
 
It is about 1000 times better than normal jacking to me. Worth every penny. The lube is super cheap if you use the recipe. I spent like 15 bucks total and have used a quarter of it after About 6 months of basically daily tapping.
Based. I know the Japan board on 4Chsn has an Onahole general, I'll check that out again. Thanks.
 
Lol, you're like mcgyver. I heard you can use potato starch to make a pretty good one

That's the best one i've seen so far :feelskek:

The fact that ricecels have to resort to fucking potato starch because their own women don't want them must be ropefuel tho
 
I made one before.
The potato starch one? I have a Fleshlight that looks about 100 times better than that one. Never tried it, but I bet the potato starch one is better than socks + gloves.
Based. I know the Japan board on 4Chsn has an Onahole general, I'll check that out again. Thanks.
Do it, you won't be disappointed
The fact that ricecels have to resort to fucking potato starch because their own women don't want them must be ropefuel tho
It's a real shame. A truecel's lot in life is to cope how he can.
 
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