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Everywhere Chad goes, he is having a shower

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Chad lives under a constant shower. He has a mini personal shower above him at all times, naturally cleansing his skin and hair, keeping his bone structure in perfect form. The soap and water makes tiny microadjustments to his skeleton and soft tissue makeup. Everywhere he goes, he is having a shower. That’s his secret.

In order to get laid, we must master the ancient art of the shower.
 
Hes in a shower of pussy while we are in a shower of depression
 
We should give him golden showers. Surely women would stop swarming to him if he smelled like piss.
 
Whenever I talk to a girl, I show her my shower. That gets her wet. (Pun)
 
You have to become a shower yourself
 
Transhumanism is coming. Soon we will all have showers inside us, showering throughout our bloodstream all throughout our body.
 
Many Chads never shower, yet they get pussy all the time.
Dirty Chad = Manly Chad
Dirty incel = Weird degenerate scumbag
 
if u even want to be close to chads shower ability u need to lift while showering
 
Jockcel said:
Many Chads never shower, yet they get pussy all the time.
Dirty Chad = Manly Chad
Dirty incel = Weird degenerate scumbag
 

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