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As a former escortmaxxer I say all cels here should fuck an escort (preferrably a massage gook) at least once because even if you have a condom on you will still have some idea of what sex is like and some even let you go raw which I highly discourage you from doing and sure the escort most likely doesn't want you and even if the escort does like you it won't change a thing.

I prefer the massage parlors because the ones on SkipTheGames are either vomitfuel or glowies, when you go to a massage parlor it is very unlikely of said prostitute to be a glowie.
 
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no officer i don't plan on fucking escorts
 
all escorts would REJECT me because I’m such a hideous khhv truecel
 
Why is this post suddenly a glowpost?
Not sure if srs

Anyway I have phimosis and I don't have money for the treatment so it's over for me. Carry on without me, brocels.
 
all escorts would REJECT me because I’m such a hideous khhv truecel
Dude everyone that goes to an escort is an hideous KHHV truecel
 
Aren’t most johns literally married?
The johns in question are boomers silly mong

The people escorts see the most are either boomers or incels
 
I would feel to embarrassed to look her in the eyes knowing I'm paying for used box.
 
Me
Non NT
Broke spiccel who would go homeless if it wasnt for living under mommy and daddy's roof
Nigga ur NT and rich/normmoneygroid if you can afford a escort and if she is not literally scared of you.
 
Nigga ur NT and rich/normmoneygroid if you can afford a escort and if she is not literally scared of you.
I have autism and I am not a capitalist richfag, I am poor af.

Anyone can give an escort $200 and be done with it
 
Yeah at least a couple of times to get rid of the anxiety, so you're not a cluelessly shaking retard if you manage to magically ascend some day.
Jerking off feels better than sex with a condom tbh. Also head is overrated. But this may be because my dick is cooked from being a coomer tho
 
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No. Not paying women to give me what they give others for free
 
I have autism and I am not a capitalist richfag, I am poor af.

Anyone can give an escort $200 and be done with it
autism? but mild autism or big autism? also are u high iq?
 
Medium autism
My IQ is lower than Hell
Oh well if ur not lying then no escort will want to fuck with you unless you pay them like a million:cryfeels:
 
I don't have money im to poor
 
Eros.com hosts luxury escorts but they're worth the price.
 
As a former escortmaxxer I say all cels here should fuck an escort (preferrably a massage gook) at least once because even if you have a condom on you will still have some idea of what sex is like and some even let you go raw which I highly discourage you from doing and sure the escort most likely doesn't want you and even if the escort does like you it won't change a thing.

I prefer the massage parlors because the ones on SkipTheGames are either vomitfuel or glowies, when you go to a massage parlor it is very unlikely of said prostitute to be a glowie.
I plan on it
 
Eros.com hosts luxury escorts but they're worth the price.
Shit they are too expensive and none of them are in my town, only escort website that is least likely to have glowies
 
Shit they are too expensive and none of them are in my town, only escort website that is least likely to have glowies
Yes, they're reliable but you get what you paid for.
 
Yes, they're reliable but you get what you paid for.
How much is the average escort cost there? I couldnt find prices. Eros is reserved for richcels
 
How much is the average escort cost there? I couldnt find prices. Eros is reserved for richcels
400-500 an hour, sometimes a little pricier. You have to message the escorts and ask for their prices directly.
 
I am thinking it every day for the last several years, but always conclude that it is not worth the money. also, i fear practical matters like how do i find the place, do i arrive on time, is 30 mins enough when they demand shower first...

AND OF COURSE I WORRY THAT I GET ROBBED WHILE IN THE SHOWER. Also, often there are other people in the apartment, not just the escort. then you can be robbed while having sex, also. many escorts travel with some other escort and live in the same apartment to reduce costs and to increase security.

also, sexually transmitted things
 
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Well, to acquire pussy. Sub8s either are stuck with escorting or betabuxx, unfortunately
I'd rather just die a virgin than support a woman.
 
I don't care about being a virgin
 
first they will reject me probably because i look way younger then 18 even though i have almost 23 + face and height, second they are public toilet filled with deses third sex is a sin
 
I feel that, vERy true. Site is shit
Eros.com is the only one that hardly has glowies but the nearest one from me on that site is 2 hours away
 

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