Every truecel trait in my opinion

[FucktheFBI]

Truecel traits
- You are 30+
- Either skinny or morbidly obese
- Even your own parents treated you like shit
- No friends
- Your parents/family either lie and call you "handsome" or go to the harsh truth and say you are ugly
- Autistic
- Can't get a girlfriend at all not even a long distance girlfriend
- Had a lonely experience in school
- Either work a shitty job or a NEET living at home or off welfare in your apartment
- Porn addict
- Video game player
- Bullied in school
- Bad health
- Owning a body pillow
- Listening to ASMR to fill the void of a gf
- On this forum 24/7
- Gave up on showering and brushing your teeth
- Gave up on going to the gym
- Atheist
- You are going to commit suicide soon
- Sadness on Valentines Day
- Hatred towards foids and men who are in relationships
- Urges to kill a couple
- Started balding at a young age

Do you qualify for truecel you dont have to have them all to qualify but at least majority of this in my opinion.

 

[FucktheFBI]

Owning a body pillow
Listening to ASMR to fill the void of a gf

These are primitive simp traits

I dont want to become that so I will rope so I dont risk turning into that

 

[Pancakecel]

Some of those are relatable, but I think you just tailored that based on yourself, as all these lists tend to be

 

[HonkerNeedsCrystals]

can't relate

 

[FucktheFBI]

Some of those are relatable, but I think you just tailored that based on yourself, as all these lists tend to be

some of them I dont meet like being 30+

 

[Potential Rapist]

can't relate

 

[Pancakecel]

some of them I dont meet like being 30+

Fair

 

[Loner94]

God damn !!!

 

[Friezacel]

15/22

 

[gummybearcel]

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[MillionBashStream97]

- You are 30+

26

- Either skinny or morbidly obese

Skinny-fat. Big man-boobs, big torso, skinny arms and legs...

- Even your own parents treated you like shit

My father did.

- No friends

Yeah.

- Your parents/family either lie and call you "handsome" or go to the harsh truth and say you are ugly

Everyday.

- Autistic

Don't know... Haven't been diagnosed.

- Can't get a girlfriend at all not even a long distance girlfriend

Yeah.

- Had a lonely experience in school

I had 4 friendships that started and ended in those schools.

- Either work a shitty job or a NEET living at home or off welfare in your apartment

Live off my aunts. Can't get a job as a 26 year old, with the resume of a 13 year old.

- Porn addict

Not really... Jerk off once per week, and I'm fine. But I have a high sex drive... Just don't have the looks that would go well with someone with a high sex-drive. I'm Sub-3.

- Video game player

Yeah. Quite passionate one at that.

- Bullied in school

Yeah.

- Bad health

Probably. The fact that I haven't had a check-up in more then a decade will tell you enough.

- Owning a body pillow

No.

- Listening to ASMR to fill the void of a gf

No.

- On this forum 24/7

No.

- Gave up on showering and brushing your teeth

No.

- Gave up on going to the gym

Yeah. No point in going other then to torture yourself seeing absurdly hot foids you will never get to be with ever, and niggas that mog you to the rings of saturn and back...

- Atheist

Yeah. Even though I would say being Muslim is a trucel trait as well...

- You are going to commit suicide soon

Not soon, but I will.

- Sadness on Valentines Day

No shit...

- Hatred towards foids and men who are in relationships

Yeah...

- Urges to kill a couple

Yeah. Unironically I do. But never will.

Do you qualify for truecel you dont have to have them all to qualify but at least majority of this in my opinion.

I don't know, you tell me... It's not like I'm happy to be one.

 

[PillarofReality]

Truecel traits
- You are 30+
- Either skinny or morbidly obese
- Even your own parents treated you like shit
- No friends
- Your parents/family either lie and call you "handsome" or go to the harsh truth and say you are ugly
- Autistic
- Can't get a girlfriend at all not even a long distance girlfriend
- Had a lonely experience in school
- Either work a shitty job or a NEET living at home or off welfare in your apartment
- Porn addict
- Video game player
- Bullied in school
- Bad health
- Owning a body pillow
- Listening to ASMR to fill the void of a gf
- On this forum 24/7
- Gave up on showering and brushing your teeth
- Gave up on going to the gym
- Atheist
- You are going to commit suicide soon
- Sadness on Valentines Day
- Hatred towards foids and men who are in relationships
- Urges to kill a couple

Do you qualify for truecel you dont have to have them all to qualify but at least majority of this in my opinion.

You forgot "started balding at 16"

 

[FucktheFBI]

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[Fancy Alcoholic]

can't relate

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

can't relate

 

[yung loner]

Water but it's treacherous

 

[GhostedPhantom]

- Gave up on showering and brushing your teeth

Incel trait: you given up on all teeth cleanings

You don’t get cleanings at the dentist. You also stopped brushing and flossing at home. You come to know it’s a cope that doesn’t get you pussy. You know it’s time to be efficient and rot the teeth’s to get it over with. Get it over with you will save money long term once all teeth release then...

incels.is

 

[FucktheFBI]

You forgot being under 5’5”

Shit mb