I was a good boy I only got suspended 4 times in my entire 0-12th grade and I wanna tell you niggas why I got suspended.
8th grade suspended for gropemaxxing:
This was the first time I got suspended and it was when I gropemaxxed a hot foid in the black leggings. I was standing in the lunch line, and I normally dont pay attention but this time I noticed her. She was so hot my shit got bricked instantly and I was staring at her ass for like 30 seconds and I was like I have to grope that shit, and I groped it and then she said "what the fuck are you doing" and I said im sorry that was an accident but she didnt believe me
told on my ass. The priceable checked the cameras and then gave me a choice. Either I write a paper on why keeping your hands to yourself is important or suspended for 2 days. I did write the paper, but lets just say he didnt like it and suspended me anyway fuck that nigga I spent like 10 minutes on that shit. I would love getting suspended if my parents didnt take my shit away for 12 years when I got suspended.
9th grade suspended for wrestling on the bus:
Back then when I had friends we would wrestle on the bus and it was fun as hell. The rules were if you touch the floor you lose and you had to make the other person touch the floor so we would jump over seats and try to get the other person to touch the floor but the bus driver had to be a cuck and tell us to stop. The next day we did it again and again and we usually did this when no one was on the bus but we made an oopsie, and there was someone on the bus and I climbed over his seat and accidently kicked him. He started to cry like a pussy although ngl I would of cried too but anyway the bus driver saw and told the pricable and we both got suspended for a week
9th grade again suspended for doing the helicopter:
This was really stupid im not gonna lie. I was a retard back then, and one time at gym class, in the lockeroom I discovered what "the helicopter" is and I found it so funny that I wanted to recreate it. I took my pants off and started swinging my shit and everyone looked at me. One guy was next to me was like "please stop doing that" and I didnt stop jfl and then the bald coach yelled at me and got suspended for 4 days for that.
9th grade once again suspended for beating my shit:
I wasnt suspended for this I was kicked out basically I was beating my shit on the bus because I was a horn dog and couldnt hold it until I got home. Noone was on the bus so I was like fuck it, and started beating my shit. But the first red flag I should of stopped was even tho the bus was empty, the windows werent. Everyone could see what I was doing. But I just did not give a shit I remember one time at a red light I just be beating, and some guy was staring at me with a disgusted face that was kinda funny tho I started laughing and I lost my hard but I eventally got caught by a girl that forgot to get off her stop and freaking told on me. She should of just sucked my dick instead but unforuantly that didnt happen. She also recorded it and posted it on her snap I was screwed the stupid cops or cuckps gave me probation for that. But they didnt punish her for recording wtf
So yea thats all the times I got suspeneded did you guys get suspended
8th grade suspended for gropemaxxing:
This was the first time I got suspended and it was when I gropemaxxed a hot foid in the black leggings. I was standing in the lunch line, and I normally dont pay attention but this time I noticed her. She was so hot my shit got bricked instantly and I was staring at her ass for like 30 seconds and I was like I have to grope that shit, and I groped it and then she said "what the fuck are you doing" and I said im sorry that was an accident but she didnt believe me
told on my ass. The priceable checked the cameras and then gave me a choice. Either I write a paper on why keeping your hands to yourself is important or suspended for 2 days. I did write the paper, but lets just say he didnt like it and suspended me anyway fuck that nigga I spent like 10 minutes on that shit. I would love getting suspended if my parents didnt take my shit away for 12 years when I got suspended.9th grade suspended for wrestling on the bus:
Back then when I had friends we would wrestle on the bus and it was fun as hell. The rules were if you touch the floor you lose and you had to make the other person touch the floor so we would jump over seats and try to get the other person to touch the floor but the bus driver had to be a cuck and tell us to stop. The next day we did it again and again and we usually did this when no one was on the bus but we made an oopsie, and there was someone on the bus and I climbed over his seat and accidently kicked him. He started to cry like a pussy although ngl I would of cried too but anyway the bus driver saw and told the pricable and we both got suspended for a week
9th grade again suspended for doing the helicopter:
This was really stupid im not gonna lie. I was a retard back then, and one time at gym class, in the lockeroom I discovered what "the helicopter" is and I found it so funny that I wanted to recreate it. I took my pants off and started swinging my shit and everyone looked at me. One guy was next to me was like "please stop doing that" and I didnt stop jfl and then the bald coach yelled at me and got suspended for 4 days for that
.9th grade once again suspended for beating my shit:
I wasnt suspended for this I was kicked out basically I was beating my shit on the bus because I was a horn dog and couldnt hold it until I got home. Noone was on the bus so I was like fuck it, and started beating my shit. But the first red flag I should of stopped was even tho the bus was empty, the windows werent. Everyone could see what I was doing. But I just did not give a shit
I remember one time at a red light I just be beating, and some guy was staring at me with a disgusted face that was kinda funny tho I started laughing and I lost my hard but I eventally got caught by a girl that forgot to get off her stop and freaking told on me. She should of just sucked my dick instead but unforuantly that didnt happen. She also recorded it and posted it on her snap I was screwed the stupid cops or cuckps gave me probation for that. But they didnt punish her for recording wtfSo yea thats all the times I got suspeneded did you guys get suspended
