every single truecel trait i have

[inceloser]

im obese as fuck (223lbs at 5'10)
i have fat rolls
my dick hasnt been touched since i was circumcised as a child
i cant even get hard anymore because of how depressed i am
parents treat me like a man child
dad wants to kick me out at 19
need 100k dollars worth of surgeries
bugs orbit me (i wake up with cockroaches on my bed and 40 mosquito bites weekly. not an exaggeration)
parents still take my electronics away from me
when i tell people im suicidal they laugh at me
have been depressed since i was 13
i have immigrated parents
have been physically abused by people outside of home
no one texts me
i dont shower for weeks on end
i use food and goyslop as a way to cope with my miserable life
addicted to seedoils
i fucking hate school
hard work is a scam to me and id rather rot and die in my own shit than lift a finger to "better" myself
im not even blackpilled anymore im vantapilled
i have shit marks on my pants
i piss myself sometimes out of boredom and laziness
i have a beer belly at 18 years old
i have a buffalo humpp at 18 years old
KHHV apart from my gay cousin molesting me when i was younger
only seem to attract the same sex
have academic level of a 5th grader probably even lower, my iq is 58
theres more but im too lazy to type it out

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

KHHV apart from my gay cousin molesting me when i was younger

fags.is

 

[Diddy]

at 5'10

Stopped reading after this

 

[gummybearcel]

im obese as fuck (223lbs at 5'10)

bugs orbit me (i wake up with cockroaches on my bed and 40 mosquito bites weekly. not an exaggeration)

i dont shower for weeks on end

i have shit marks on my pants
i piss myself sometimes out of boredom and laziness

Fatcel is volcel bro. Showering tends to be a meme BECAUSE MOST INCELS SHOWER - you cannot honestly expect people to treat you seriously if you walk around with shit and piss stains bro. Even chad would be excluded if he diapermaxxed like that.

 

[Chief]

This reads like a parody.

 

[inceloser]

Fatcel is volcel bro. Showering tends to be a meme BECAUSE MOST INCELS SHOWER - you cannot honestly expect people to treat you seriously if you walk around with shit and piss stains bro. Even chad would be excluded if he diapermaxxed like that.

lol at diapermax

 

[R1SPERD4L]

nigga get a grip
you would have a chance if you lost the weight and cleaned up for once in your fucking life

or this could also be a troll post

 

[inceloser]

nigga get a grip
you would have a chance if you lost the weight and cleaned up for once in your fucking life

or this could also be a troll post

ive been skinny before. my life is a joke.

 

[R1SPERD4L]

ive been skinny before. my life is a joke.

just lay down the goyslop, take a shower and hit the gym
it cant be that hard

 

[TheCatMan]

This is a troll who goes "I'm bored so I'll just piss myself?"

 

[inceloser]

This is a troll who goes "I'm bored so I'll just piss myself?"

when life hits you in the face numerous times with a rock, you get a gun and shoot yourself

 

[subhumandeathnic]

5'10

Volcel

 

[med-cel]

I’m sorry brocel, seems tough. But like others said, you can still do self-improvement, like gym or maybe learning a trade

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

seems tough

It isn't.

It's the result of enabling hole nature.

 

[BornToLose]

Stopped reading after the first two. How about you go for a run once in a while lardass?