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Every incel should own and train with a firearm

KingOfRome

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It is no secret that incels are hated by society at large. Although we are invisible to people on the street or at social events, whenever the time comes that they're forced to interact with us, they resent every moment of it. If you, an ugly incel, were ever caught in a public emergency situation, rest assured that you would be the first person thrown under the bus. Neither the Stacy bank teller nor the Chad robber will hesitate to use you as a human shield.

Whether you're concerned about situations like the above, or have othER ideas, it's not a bad idea to get a gun and get training. You can get a decent 9mm pistol for the same amount of money as two or three hours with a low-rent Backpage escort. You don't need overpriced overhyped monstrosities like the Desert Eagle or an armory's worth of high-tech mods to protect yourself and othERs. A standard Glock or Ruger will do. Shotguns are also cheap and easy to use.

If you're in the US, it should be simple to get a weapon from a local arms dealer if there's nothing egregious on your record. Should your record have any disqualifying blemishes, e.g. a felony conviction or a dishonorable discharge from the military, that will make you ineligible for legal purchase and ownership, you will be better off finding a private seller. (Disclaimer: I am not endorsing illegal purchase, ownERship, or possession of a firearm. Please understand and abide by state and federal law.) Finding a seller in Europe is harder, but not impossible. You should be training at least 3 days a week. Since range ammo is expensive, you can practice at home with an unloaded chamber and magazine, i.e. dry fire. However, you should be firing live rounds at least twice a month.

Expect your first trip to the range to go poorly, especially if you don't invest in formal training first. You will miss targets at three yards; you will take ages to reload; your hands will shake; you will flinch when the muzzle flashes and the bullet cracks. This is why a lot of spree shooters fail to get more than 5 kills despite quality weaponry and abundant ammo: they don't take the time to get comfortable around live fire, or even around firearms. Real life is not Black Ops 2. It will take a few sessions to get comfortable around guns. Then, you can start working on the fundamentals, which you can learn about though an introductory course at your local gun range or on the internet.

Even if you don't expect to enter an emergency situation or engage in more esotERic pursuits, shooting is a fun and relaxing hobby once you get used to it. Gun people are generally kind and helpful to newbies, even ugly incels. (There are still Chads and Stacies at the range, though. Sorry.) Something else to keep in mind: the same roasties and soyboys on Inceltears who bitch about entitlement and personality on reddit also hate the second amendment.
 
UK so no firearms but hey I can murder things with my face
Mostly chances at success and happiness
 
voxcel said:
UK so no firearms but hey I can murder things with my face
Mostly chances at success and happiness

eurotruck simulator for you then
 
they never leave my side

disclaimer for the cucktears viewing this: 0 desire to harm anyone including myself, I own guns purely for recreatonal use and self defense, so fuck off
 
As soon as I get a job im buying a 9mm
 
yup as soon as I can afford one you bet your ass I'm becoming a marksman lol
 
Im strongly for gun rights. but for just incels, unless you hunt i would strongly advise ageist it. Many incels are depressed people and might end up using the shit on themselves. if you do get a gun dont keep it in the house. have it like at your folks home or something like that.
 
i train my iq and reflex on wc3 does that count
 
Narazz said:
Im strongly for gun rights. but for just incels,  unless you hunt i would strongly advise ageist it. Many incels are depressed people and might end up using the shit on themselves. if you do get a gun dont keep it in the house. have it like at your folks home or something like that.

Nope I want the choice
 
Can only get a boring hunting rifle. Ultra strict here. Not sure about even getting one because of the high cost.
 
I'm not really a gun guy, but if I lived in a crime-infested area, then yeah I'd think of purchasing one (in terms of me, living in the States), and this is all for a self-defense reason.

But luckily, I live in a country that isn't crazed about guns. Whew.
 
Not USAcel.
I've thought about carrying a knife but that's also illegal.
 
Narazz said:
Im strongly for gun rights. but for just incels,  unless you hunt i would strongly advise ageist it. Many incels are depressed people and might end up using the shit on themselves. if you do get a gun dont keep it in the house. have it like at your folks home or something like that.

Only a braindead low iq incel wouldnt think of using it on themselves.
 
GeneticDysfunction said:
Only a braindead low iq incel wouldnt think of using it on themselves.

A hollow point whose aim is true will end the incel's pain.
 
No incel in NYState will ever own a handgun. You need three or four people to vouch for you, who aren't family, don't matter where you live. A rifle, yes.
 
we'd shoot ourselves before shooting anyone else
 
I wish I lived in the US so I could get a gun, the first thing I'd do is blow my brains out.
 

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