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Discussion Every guy’s worst nightmare: talk about a time when you lost your wallet.

Subhuman Niceguy

Subhuman Niceguy

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Mammon was watching over me a few years ago.

I was stressed out for some reason, so I went for a relaxing night jogging session around 9:00pm.

I stepped out of my car to change into my running gear, and in my haste I placed my wallet on top of my car.

I dressed, and drove off with my wallet still on my car - or so I thought.

In reality - I dropped my wallet on the street as I stepped out of my car to go jogging, if I hadn’t been so stressed I would have noticed I was about to drop my wallet onto the street.

The next day, my mom called me, and she said a person working for the city found my wallet at the park and was nice enough to return it (they saw my home address on my driver’s license).

Mammon was watching over me.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ&pp=ygUQbW9uZXkgcGluayBmbG95ZA%3D%3D
 
I lost my will to live, which is just as scary :feelsokman:
 
Once when I was 12 or 13 I dropped a 20 pound note and I came back looking for it 30 mins later it was still on the side of the road where I dropped it, mad when you think that England is always fuckin windy as fuck
 
Once when I was 12 or 13 I dropped a 20 pound note and I came back looking for it 30 mins later it was still on the side of the road where I dropped it, mad when you think that England is always fuckin windy as fuck
Based.
 
One time I forgot to bring my wallet with me, so I just used the cash I was going to use for rent to buy my stuff instead of going home to get it...

Now I carry a few hundred on my keychain in a stash capsule for emergency cash.
 
It was my dad's money he gave to me and he's a really good muslim so Allah looked out for him that day if it was my money I would never have seen it again
Saint ER willing I won’t lose my wallet in the near future.

One time I forgot to bring my wallet with me, so I just used the cash I was going to use for rent to buy my stuff instead of going home to get it...

Now I carry a few hundred on my keychain in a stash capsule for emergency cash.
Based.
 

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