Every day there's a small chance you'll asend

[Deleted member 9758]

Every single day, as long as you aren't in your bedroom. Hopefully, mathematically speaking it'll happen to me eventually. I can't lose hope. I'm NTmaxxing and going out the most I have in my life currently. Nightclubcelling is a good cope.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Bullshit it is over for me

keep your head high, nigguh

 

[BornToLose]

911 your emergency? Yes a nigga is currently overdosing on copium. Please send a reality check asap.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

911 your emergency? Yes a nigga is currently overdosing on copium. Please send a reality check asap.

nah, nigga. All fax here.

 

[Deleted member 40696]

Coping can be dangerous sometimes

 

[BornToLose]

nah, nigga. All fax here.

Please come quickly, he's getting worse.

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

There is also the chance you will die.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Please come quickly, he's getting worse.

who

 

[Glerforpus]

That chance gets smaller everyday the more you get older

 

[Defeated Lobster]

I don't know, man. I was born ugly, it's not like I'm going to get better overnight. I gave up hope.

 

[Mecoja]

 

[Deleted member 28708]

Well I still dindu ascend

 

[Deleted member 39864]

Not if you are ugly like me.

 

[Selbsthass]

Every day there's a small chance you'll find somebody. There's someone for everybody. Just because you've been alone for the majority of your life doesn't mean things can't do a 180 and you will become a happy person with a fulfilling romantic life.

 

[Undervalued]

Just wait for a 0.001% percent event theory.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Nightclubcelling is a good cope.

explain how, bro

i guess you don't go alone which is what matters most

 

[SoloAlex]

You are drunk

 

[Deleted member 40767]

its very rare why bother?

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Typical Moggels Post

 

[lemon21]

This is the same logic as aproach 900000 women, surely one will say yes

 

[_realist_]

Giving false hope is the most dangerous thing.