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Story Ever thought about escortcelling? My 1,5 year summary of escortcelling. Pros and cons

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In the beginning of 2021 I saw a guy on youtube named Ohnoosho (or something like that) who posted videos of him fucking escorts in Tijuana and LA. I thought it was awesome and believed that I found the best hobby in the world now as I was extremely tired of having no sexual experience and having the knowledge that everyone else have already passed me by lightyears when it came to the sexlife. I would finally get to fuck the hottest women, lose my virginity, gain confidence. For me hooking up regular girls, or being interested in regular girls was all of a sudden nothing that I was interested in. Why should I cry for regular girls when I can just pay good looking girls, by miles better looking than regular girls, with my wageslave-money that only rots in the bank account? Who cares about love when I can bang the best ass in the world and get it delivered to my home like a pizza?

I was extremely excited my first time. But it was shit. It was a cold february day and I went all the way downtown for an ugly eastern european girl who looked way better in the photos. Her English was shit and my dick went cold and tiny. Waited to summer and didn't do the mistake to go for a girl who didn't post a pic of her face at least. This time it was amazing. It was like being in heaven. Imagine when you watched porn when you were young and just wanted to be in the man's position. It was just surreal. To this day I would say that I have fucked 4 beautiful hot escorts, so called luxurious escorts and other escorts too that were more average looking.

Even if you don't believe in escortcelling I would still advice you to think about it and do it. But don't do it with the cheap ugly old hags, gypsies and skinny eastern europeans. Do it with a curvy hot sexy lady. Pay for it so that you know that you will get quality and not getting disappointed and suicidalfuel for paying for absolutely nothing and feeling like a worthless crap due to your inceldom.

Pros

- You will no longer dramatize sex in the same way you did before when you were a complete virgin. You are not desperate like before and you don't switch your head on every girl on the street anymore.

- You get sexual experience and actually get to feel how to fuck and how to satisfy a woman

- You will no longer cry for some good looking girl you saw on the street when you know that you have fucked someone better

- You will feel a little bit more manly and if you are lucky it could boost your confidence.

Cons

- You can receive a bad attitude from the escort in one way or another depending on her mood and if you make some mistakes, like not arriving to her adress in time or simpy for just asking a question that could be misinterpreted as someting suspicious from the escorts perspective even though you have no bad intentions. They can get irritated very fast for simple questions like "can't we do this instead than this".

- It costs money and if illegal in your country you can get arrested.

- You could become more picky and not feeling for or having the motivation for hunting or getting interested in regular girls when you already have been with beautiful girls. It could in other words destroy you view of sex and love.

- You will at the end realize that an escort will never give the happiness a true relationship would give. You might at some point even feel like a real loser even if you felt very happy and satisfied by fucking escorts in the beginning as it was something new and exciting.

Where am I now and what have I gained from this? Today I don't care about sex anymore. A wank is enough for me. I already now how it feels to fuck a good looking girl. At the end it just feels as something I dont see any reason to do it again. The curiousness is over. For me I am only interested in love. And when I see couples it really hurts me. At some point I can think for myself that I am a loser that has been with escorts while these guys are holding hands with a girl they love and are loved by. But do I regret? Hell no. It would have been way worse if I still didn't have a clue how it feels to have a dick in a pussy. How it is to fuck the sexiest most curved lady. At least I feel more manly and laidback now. The only thing that is missing in life for me now is being able to walk with a gf on the streets like majority of other men have done.
 
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Yeah i'm having strong urges to escortcell as of late. I want to fuck some goodlooking whores, and i personally don't care much about love and companionship. I just want sex, and i know im not attractive enough to get it for free so. I'll pay instead.
 
“love”
you’re never going to find it
it’s funny that you actually had the balls to do something REAL like paying and enjoying a whore
but at the end you’re still attached to bluepill delusions
 
its just a cope after all
 
Women dont care for lvm so might as well fuck hot girls. If it were legal or easier to find a hot one with no risk of being beat up and robbed, i would go. Best lvm can get is dead sex for betabuxxing a 2/10.
 
From blackpilled escortcelling to bluepilled love one itis soulmate myth chaser:ahegao::ahegao:.
 
It doesn't appeal to me at all, real whores are even more annoying than regular women. Why would I want to cuck myself and pay to touch one just so I can say "yay I had sex".

It's like you're a downs syndrome kid winning a fake medal when you come last in a race! :feelsLightsaber:

Also OP, no escorts are publicly advertised near me now but I sometimes come across ones on social media apps saying they are near me and do "paid hook hookups".

But they always say I have to pay £50 in advance on PayPal or cashtag. Is that legit? It always seems sus to me :feelswhat: and I then block them.
 
“love”
you’re never going to find it
it’s funny that you actually had the balls to do something REAL like paying and enjoying a whore
but at the end you’re still attached to bluepill delusions
not wanting to spend money on starfish condom sex with a woman who hates you and she just wants you out the door means you have bluepilled delusions? what sort of cope is this?
 
not wanting to spend money on starfish condom sex with a woman who hates you and she just wants you out the door means you have bluepilled delusions? what sort of cope is this?
brutal!
Sex with a escort will never even come close to having sex with a girlfriend or some woman you met through school or work, escortcellers can't cope with this
 
Women dont care for lvm so might as well fuck hot girls. If it were legal or easier to find a hot one with no risk of being beat up and robbed, i would go. Best lvm can get is dead sex for betabuxxing a 2/10.
I once read profile of Serbian escort from Belgrade and she wrote that she prefers foreigners and Serbian guys need not to apply.
 
I once read profile of Serbian escort from Belgrade and she wrote that she prefers foreigners and Serbian guys need not to apply.
There are many Serbian girls who have fetish on foreigners but in this case I think maybe its about money. Foreigners are much richer.
 
There are many Serbian girls who have fetish on foreigners but in this case I think maybe its about money. Foreigners are much richer.
Or maybe some Serbian guy shamed her once or behaved unpredictable.
 
It doesn't appeal to me at all, real whores are even more annoying than regular women. Why would I want to cuck myself and pay to touch one just so I can say "yay I had sex".

It's like you're a downs syndrome kid winning a fake medal when you come last in a race! :feelsLightsaber:

Also OP, no escorts are publicly advertised near me now but I sometimes come across ones on social media apps saying they are near me and do "paid hook hookups".

But they always say I have to pay £50 in advance on PayPal or cashtag. Is that legit? It always seems sus to me :feelswhat: and I then block them.
For heavens sake. If you want to meet real serious luxurious escorts, get out of your hole in Alabama or whatever place you are in and take a short flight to a big city where you know where there are good escorts. If you live in Europe you have tons of cities where it also is legal.

I understand if whores doesnt appeal to you at all. But I would say that it is way worse to die as a virgin.
 
brutal!
Sex with a escort will never even come close to having sex with a girlfriend or some woman you met through school or work, escortcellers can't cope with this
I can only speak for myself. But I would likely not being able to cum with a regular girl. Even a cute regular girl. I am too "damaged" and picky after having fucked 10/10 escorts with the hottest bodies ever seen. And also I think you underrate escort sex. Its easy to say this behind your computer. But when you lay at the bed and the 10/10 escort approaches you with her body all your natural instincts will go crazy.
 
I enjoyed reading this. Escortcelling is a very interesting idea to me, but I'm most definitely too self conscious and high inhib to pay someone to have sex with me, at least at this stage in my life (I'm 21 so still quite young compared to some here). I'm someone who wants the girlfriend experience over having sex with the most beautiful women so I'm not sure - actually I'm 100% sure - that I probably won't hire an escort, ever. I am curious to know what a vagina feels like though, so would you care to tell me? :feelsaww: I've recently bought a Tenga and I'm trying to get used to the softer feeling of masturbating as opposed to death gripping my meat stick. Also, did having sex with those women leave you with a lingering feeling of longing for their company again, or was it a situation where you mainly was after the coom? I would like to say, in the future, that I lost my virginity to a woman that I really love(d), but I am aware that not every man has the privilege of being in a relationship. Even then I would probably hold out and not give in to escorts - I am stingy with my money and would feel terrible for paying for something that other men get for free without commitment.
You are at your best age. I regret that I didn't start earlier. If you have high class escorts nearby you, then go for it. Don't think too much. You only live once and we are just ants in this universe. Believe me when I say that you will feel completely different once you are naked with her in the same bed. All your fantasies will become reality.

I don't say that you should do this regularly or all the time. My advice is to have a short chapter of your life where you do this so that you at least can feel how sex is and at least how sex with a 10/10 is.
 
Where am I now and what have I gained from this? Today I don't care about sex anymore.
Virgins put pussy on a pedestal
It's like an imaginary carrot that turns men into simps and wageslaves

A wank is enough for me.
Because when you put it into context, all the work you have to do is not worth it for 30mins in a pussy
Or at least, you can consider all the OTHER things you could spend that money on

It is however, different in Asia
You can rent hoes by the NIGHT for like $120 and they sleep over and return the next morning
That experience is very much worth it

Similar deals available for weekly/monthly rentals
Basically rent-a-girlfriend

Better still to just Alpha-bux a foid there
 
i don't want to waste my money on a vile foid and support the "business" of having sex for money which is lazier than collecting welfare checks
 
not wanting to spend money on starfish condom sex with a woman who hates you and she just wants you out the door means you have bluepilled delusions? what sort of cope is this?
you want a woman who “loves” you
first mistake since there’s no such thing, only lust
if you’re ugly/short no woman will feel lust for you
so you dumb ass niggas are bluepilled copers
 
Also OP, no escorts are publicly advertised near me now but I sometimes come across ones on social media apps saying they are near me and do "paid hook hookups".

But they always say I have to pay £50 in advance on PayPal or cashtag. Is that legit?
It's a scam, fucking idiot! Only pay when meeting!!!!!! How can you not understand this?

You wrote some time ago that you were finally going, but again you write this, so you are never doing it?
 
In the beginning of 2021 I saw a guy on youtube named Ohnoosho (or something like that) who posted videos of him fucking escorts in Tijuana and LA. I thought it was awesome and believed that I found the best hobby in the world now as I was extremely tired of having no sexual experience and having the knowledge that everyone else have already passed me by lightyears when it came to the sexlife. I would finally get to fuck the hottest women, lose my virginity, gain confidence. For me hooking up regular girls, or being interested in regular girls was all of a sudden nothing that I was interested in. Why should I cry for regular girls when I can just pay good looking girls, by miles better looking than regular girls, with my wageslave-money that only rots in the bank account? Who cares about love when I can bang the best ass in the world and get it delivered to my home like a pizza?

I was extremely excited my first time. But it was shit. It was a cold february day and I went all the way downtown for an ugly eastern european girl who looked way better in the photos. Her English was shit and my dick went cold and tiny. Waited to summer and didn't do the mistake to go for a girl who didn't post a pic of her face at least. This time it was amazing. It was like being in heaven. Imagine when you watched porn when you were young and just wanted to be in the man's position. It was just surreal. To this day I would say that I have fucked 4 beautiful hot escorts, so called luxurious escorts and other escorts too that were more average looking.

Even if you don't believe in escortcelling I would still advice you to think about it and do it. But don't do it with the cheap ugly old hags, gypsies and skinny eastern europeans. Do it with a curvy hot sexy lady. Pay for it so that you know that you will get quality and not getting disappointed and suicidalfuel for paying for absolutely nothing and feeling like a worthless crap due to your inceldom.

Pros

- You will no longer dramatize sex in the same way you did before when you were a complete virgin. You are not desperate like before and you don't switch your head on every girl on the street anymore.

- You get sexual experience and actually get to feel how to fuck and how to satisfy a woman

- You will no longer cry for some good looking girl you saw on the street when you know that you have fucked someone better

- You will feel a little bit more manly and if you are lucky it could boost your confidence.

Cons

- You can receive a bad attitude from the escort in one way or another depending on her mood and if you make some mistakes, like not arriving to her adress in time or simpy for just asking a question that could be misinterpreted as someting suspicious from the escorts perspective even though you have no bad intentions. They can get irritated very fast for simple questions like "can't we do this instead than this".

- It costs money and if illegal in your country you can get arrested.

- You could become more picky and not feeling for or having the motivation for hunting or getting interested in regular girls when you already have been with beautiful girls. It could in other words destroy you view of sex and love.

- You will at the end realize that an escort will never give the happiness a true relationship would give. You might at some point even feel like a real loser even if you felt very happy and satisfied by fucking escorts in the beginning as it was something new and exciting.

Where am I now and what have I gained from this? Today I don't care about sex anymore. A wank is enough for me. I already now how it feels to fuck a good looking girl. At the end it just feels as something I dont see any reason to do it again. The curiousness is over. For me I am only interested in love. And when I see couples it really hurts me. At some point I can think for myself that I am a loser that has been with escorts while these guys are holding hands with a girl they love and are loved by. But do I regret? Hell no. It would have been way worse if I still didn't have a clue how it feels to have a dick in a pussy. How it is to fuck the sexiest most curved lady. At least I feel more manly and laidback now. The only thing that is missing in life for me now is being able to walk with a gf on the streets like majority of other men have done.
Does having sex with an escort count as "sex"?
 
all the work you have to do is not worth it for 30mins in a pussy
this is key, the main problem is MONEY. paying for sex is only worth it over wank if you are so rich that you can have paid sex every day and the money used does not deduct anything other from your life, because you are so rich. you are so rich that money is meaningless. be honest; if money is not an issue, you would choose to have a real fuck over a wank, every time

(do you mean 30 minutes appointment or really 30 minutes in a pussy? I can't last even 30 seconds in masturbation, less in pussy probably.)
 
this is key, the main problem is MONEY. paying for sex is only worth it over wank if you are so rich that you can have paid sex every day and the money used does not deduct anything other from your life, because you are so rich. you are so rich that money is meaningless. be honest; if money is not an issue, you would choose to have a real fuck over a wank, every time

(do you mean 30 minutes appointment or really 30 minutes in a pussy? I can't last even 30 seconds in masturbation, less in pussy probably.)

30min appointments (typically $150 these days) but I can last 30min-hr sometimes.... depends

If you can't last very long consider wanking the morning before fucking or wearing a thicker condom
 
you want a woman who “loves” you
first mistake since there’s no such thing, only lust
if you’re ugly/short no woman will feel lust for you
so you dumb ass niggas are bluepilled copers
:yes:
 
It's a scam, fucking idiot! Only pay when meeting!!!!!! How can you not understand this?

You wrote some time ago that you were finally going, but again you write this, so you are never doing it?

I know it's a scam, but it's all I get offered lol. I will do it [eventually] I might have to travel further though, I'll have a look on Viva Street or something.
 
Imagine cumming where 2k guys have cummed
Cuck
 
who the fuck cares...

I guess you think all the girls you see on the streets are virgins...
Nigga no i know they all are super sluts im disgusted by toilets existence :feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
In the beginning of 2021 I saw a guy on youtube named Ohnoosho (or something like that) who posted videos of him fucking escorts in Tijuana and LA. I thought it was awesome and believed that I found the best hobby in the world now as I was extremely tired of having no sexual experience and having the knowledge that everyone else have already passed me by lightyears when it came to the sexlife. I would finally get to fuck the hottest women, lose my virginity, gain confidence. For me hooking up regular girls, or being interested in regular girls was all of a sudden nothing that I was interested in. Why should I cry for regular girls when I can just pay good looking girls, by miles better looking than regular girls, with my wageslave-money that only rots in the bank account? Who cares about love when I can bang the best ass in the world and get it delivered to my home like a pizza?

I was extremely excited my first time. But it was shit. It was a cold february day and I went all the way downtown for an ugly eastern european girl who looked way better in the photos. Her English was shit and my dick went cold and tiny. Waited to summer and didn't do the mistake to go for a girl who didn't post a pic of her face at least. This time it was amazing. It was like being in heaven. Imagine when you watched porn when you were young and just wanted to be in the man's position. It was just surreal. To this day I would say that I have fucked 4 beautiful hot escorts, so called luxurious escorts and other escorts too that were more average looking.

Even if you don't believe in escortcelling I would still advice you to think about it and do it. But don't do it with the cheap ugly old hags, gypsies and skinny eastern europeans. Do it with a curvy hot sexy lady. Pay for it so that you know that you will get quality and not getting disappointed and suicidalfuel for paying for absolutely nothing and feeling like a worthless crap due to your inceldom.

Pros

- You will no longer dramatize sex in the same way you did before when you were a complete virgin. You are not desperate like before and you don't switch your head on every girl on the street anymore.

- You get sexual experience and actually get to feel how to fuck and how to satisfy a woman

- You will no longer cry for some good looking girl you saw on the street when you know that you have fucked someone better

- You will feel a little bit more manly and if you are lucky it could boost your confidence.

Cons

- You can receive a bad attitude from the escort in one way or another depending on her mood and if you make some mistakes, like not arriving to her adress in time or simpy for just asking a question that could be misinterpreted as someting suspicious from the escorts perspective even though you have no bad intentions. They can get irritated very fast for simple questions like "can't we do this instead than this".

- It costs money and if illegal in your country you can get arrested.

- You could become more picky and not feeling for or having the motivation for hunting or getting interested in regular girls when you already have been with beautiful girls. It could in other words destroy you view of sex and love.

- You will at the end realize that an escort will never give the happiness a true relationship would give. You might at some point even feel like a real loser even if you felt very happy and satisfied by fucking escorts in the beginning as it was something new and exciting.

Where am I now and what have I gained from this? Today I don't care about sex anymore. A wank is enough for me. I already now how it feels to fuck a good looking girl. At the end it just feels as something I dont see any reason to do it again. The curiousness is over. For me I am only interested in love. And when I see couples it really hurts me. At some point I can think for myself that I am a loser that has been with escorts while these guys are holding hands with a girl they love and are loved by. But do I regret? Hell no. It would have been way worse if I still didn't have a clue how it feels to have a dick in a pussy. How it is to fuck the sexiest most curved lady. At least I feel more manly and laidback now. The only thing that is missing in life for me now is being able to walk with a gf on the streets like majority of other men have done.
maybe one day
 
Agree with your post. I would strongly recommend anybody who is still a virgin past the age of 25 to do it a few times, sleep with some women that you can only dream of sleeping with just to get it out of your system, then stick to a fleshlight.
 
Escorts be acting all irritated and shit like who the fuck do you think you are I’m paying you for a service? That’s why I don’t go to them entitle leeches.
 
Escortceling is not worth it.

1. condom sex feels worse than masturbating and is not 100% safe.
2. you have very limited things you can do with escorts and the time is limited as well.
3. it doesn't come even close of cumming inside dozen of times in a ltr foid.
4. it's quite depressing after and has 0 validation like casual sex.

A hyper realistic sex doll may be a better option (they are expensive though).
 
Escortceling is not worth it.

1. condom sex feels worse than masturbating and is not 100% safe.
2. you have very limited things you can do with escorts and the time is limited as well.
3. it doesn't come even close of cumming inside dozen of times in a ltr foid.
4. it's quite depressing after and has 0 validation like casual sex.

A hyper realistic sex doll may be a better option (they are expensive though).
9
 
Very interesting post about your experiences. It made me more inclined to do it. How old are you now and how many time you had sex with an escort?
 
Went to escort few times. Was bad. I can telk how much they hate me. They cant hide their disgust when fucking them. Stopped going to them then.
 
Escortceling is not worth it.

1. condom sex feels worse than masturbating and is not 100% safe.
2. you have very limited things you can do with escorts and the time is limited as well.
3. it doesn't come even close of cumming inside dozen of times in a ltr foid.
4. it's quite depressing after and has 0 validation like casual sex.

A hyper realistic sex doll may be a better option (they are expensive though).
Sex doll is shit, but all other arguments is true
 
i will consider it when i hit 30's if i didnt change anything in terms of virginity and having a gf by then its pretty much a sealed deal and no time to give a fuck time
 
Very interesting post about your experiences. It made me more inclined to do it. How old are you now and how many time you had sex with an escort?
26

I have had sex 8 times with 6 different escorts.
 
i will consider it when i hit 30's if i didnt change anything in terms of virginity and having a gf by then its pretty much a sealed deal and no time to give a fuck time
My advice to you is to not wait any longer. If you are in your 20's take advantage of your hormones and just get it done. You will not get a gf or casual sex. Having sex gets quite bad the older you get.
 
0 validation like casual sex
what? casual sex happens because of mutual attraction/will to have sex. paid sex happens because someone payed. very big difference

26

I have had sex 8 times with 6 different escorts.
8 times only and already you are done with it. never planning to do again despite you having good income and you said you just watch money accumulate to your account, you don't even pay for housing since you live with parents?

My advice to you is to not wait any longer. If you are in your 20's take advantage of your hormones and just get it done. You will not get a gf or casual sex. Having sex gets quite bad the older you get.
Yes, I am sad because I did not have the opportunity to have paid sex when I was 14-22 years old, now at 32, soon 33 I care less about sex. (Still virgin.)
 
The biggest issue for me is condoms. Having this on not only ruins/dulls the experience but it is a constant reminder that none of it is real and she has sex with everyone AND she does not want your genetic material inside her. Also she doesn't want to have sex with you so you will never get to experience a foid actually lust over you and participate with enthusiasm.

Haven't done it with a escort yet but I think the day is inching closer. Dating apps are full of escorts. When you think you've matched with a genuine looksmatch she moves the conversation to whatsapp or telegram and foid will begin negotiating the price for the meeting. I'm scared that once I cross this line there is no going back for me. I can see myself paying for escorts 2-3x/week until I die.
 
pro: sex skills/better in bed (pointless for us incels)

con: losing your virginity with a hooker (id rather rape)
 
It's funny how even escortceling doesn't change the fact you are incel despite having sex.
 
what? casual sex happens because of mutual attraction/will to have sex. paid sex happens because someone payed. very big difference


8 times only and already you are done with it. never planning to do again despite you having good income and you said you just watch money accumulate to your account, you don't even pay for housing since you live with parents?


Yes, I am sad because I did not have the opportunity to have paid sex when I was 14-22 years old, now at 32, soon 33 I care less about sex. (Still virgin.)
I probably would do it but the problem is that I live in Sweden and I don't dare visiting escorts anymore due to police activity. If caught it would totally ruin my career and they even changed the law some months ago to penalize harder against buyers. And Denmark is too far. Also I am picky and 90-99 % of the escorts are not good looking or are not my type. And I do not have the same desire for escort sex like I had for 1-1,5 years ago. I only want real love now.
 
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If you have enough money you can marry a Romanian peasant woman. I am not sure about the love part though.
recently saw a romanian peasant woman on tinder. all it took was a pic in a bikini and I know she won't match with me.
 

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