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LDAR Ever have one of those days where you can't get anything done until you rub one out?

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But the drive, it just isn't there? It's not like you're horny or anything, but the day just hasn't started until you've rubbed one out. And so you lie in bed, trying to conjure up something just to squeeze out a token fap so you can finally get the day's work done.

That's where I am right now. Woke up this morning in the middle of the last dregs of my morning testosterone high. I was almost kinda capable of masturbating, but nothing came of it. And then the horniness faded. 8 hours later, now it's 96 degrees, 56% percent humidity, and I haven't done anything productive because mentally I can't move on until I spend this seed that I don't even have, really. Just trying to come up with something that'll get me there. It's too hot to jack off anyway.
 
No I'm on nofap.
 
No I'm on nofap.

How long have you been doing this? Days are getting shorter, it's coming upon that time of year. Maybe I'll do NoFap November, but 2 months early.
 
How long have you been doing this? Days are getting shorter, it's coming upon that time of year. Maybe I'll do NoFap November, but 2 months early.

9pm last night.

That sounds lousy but I've had an 80day, 50day, and a few 30 day streaks.

This time I want to surpass every other streak I've had before. My dream is to make my own bukkake party.
 
9pm last night.

That sounds lousy but I've had an 80day, 50day, and a few 30 day streaks.

This time I want to surpass every other streak I've had before. My dream is to make my own bukkake party.

80 days??? Thing is, I'm pretty sure I could do it, but after 80 days of not fapping, I would never be able to fap again from critical loss of drive.
 
80 days??? Thing is, I'm pretty sure I could do it, but after 80 days of not fapping, I would never be able to fap again from critical loss of drive.

All I know is that relapse was the most amazing orgasm I ever had in my life and there was so much.

I want to go beyond that and experience it with my waifu.

You'd be surprised though, you're never really cured. After a few days for your body to recover and you'll be back off the wagon.

I can't wait tbhtbhtbhbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbtbhthbtbhthb
 
All I know is that relapse was the most amazing orgasm I ever had in my life and there was so much.

I want to go beyond that and experience it with my waifu.

You'd be surprised though, you're never really cured. After a few days for your body to recover and you'll be back off the wagon.

I can't wait tbhtbhtbhbthbthbthbthbthbthbthbtbhthbtbhthb

Alright, if in the next 8 minutes I don't produce a seed, I simply must quit for the day. So I'll start NoFap if I can't get it out in time.
 
Nope, I fap every day, sometimes every two days. But I always feel like shit because of my current situation or just generally being grossed out at the degeneracy I fap to.
 
What kind of old man thing to do is it anyway to store up your sex drive for winter? Why can't I just have it in me to fap every day like a normal person?
 
I’m trying not to fap. Yesterday I absolutely had to because I was stressed and had the urge to kill myself. Fapping saved my life yesterday
 
I’m trying not to fap. Yesterday I absolutely had to because I was stressed and had the urge to kill myself. Fapping saved my life yesterday

If it keeps you alive, I wouldn't try to cut down on it. I would cling to it like a vice.
 

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