Ernst22
gymmaxxed and still couldn't get laid
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today I went to donate platelets. for those unfamiliar with the process you end up hooked to a machine for around 2 hours with needles in your arms.
because of this phlebotomists in the center are assigned 2 donors max. my phlebotomist hooked me up and then pretty much ghosted me as she went to talk about chads or whatever the fuck a gaggle of females talk about with each other. midway into the procedure I was feeling lightheaded so I tried to eat oreos from those little snack bags they give you and my phlebotomist along with two other women just watched as I tried to open this bag with my teeth instead of helping me.
later into the procedure a chad was assigned to the bed next to mine and my phlebotomist spent the entire time talking with him and what he was gonna do after. then ANOTHER FUCKING PHLEBOTOMIST left her assigned area to come chat with him
because of this phlebotomists in the center are assigned 2 donors max. my phlebotomist hooked me up and then pretty much ghosted me as she went to talk about chads or whatever the fuck a gaggle of females talk about with each other. midway into the procedure I was feeling lightheaded so I tried to eat oreos from those little snack bags they give you and my phlebotomist along with two other women just watched as I tried to open this bag with my teeth instead of helping me.
later into the procedure a chad was assigned to the bed next to mine and my phlebotomist spent the entire time talking with him and what he was gonna do after. then ANOTHER FUCKING PHLEBOTOMIST left her assigned area to come chat with him