Blackpill even if you ascend, your sex life will still be unsatisfactory

[Edmund_Kemper]

unless you're only 18/19/20 or some shit. otherwise you fucked up BIG TIME.

sex takes years of intense training to become really good at. you need to have several partners in order to be good at sex and you need to have sex for years. not 1 or 2 years, literally several years. it takes years to discover new tricks, new fantasies, new kinks, and new parts of your sexuality in order to maintain a good sex life.

anyone will agree that having several partners is crucial in becoming good at sex. you need to practice for a long time.

even if you ascend, you only have 1 partner, so you might even be blissfully ignorant to what good sex is like. bad sex would feel like good sex to you because you never experienced sex with other people to know what it really is like to have good vs bad sex. you didn't try all kinds of new things with all kinds of different people, or know what different types of boobs or oral sex is like, or what all kinds of people were like. you never had an adventurous sex life and you don't have half the knowledge your peers do because you didn't sow your wild oats.

and also, if you had only 1 or 2 or 3 partners, you're probably bad at sex. and it takes years to know a lot about sex and know what you like during sex. so if you start in your mid 20s or older, you won't catch up to your peers, certainly not if you began sex at 30. even after years, you still will be behind your peers because a decade later, you had a decade of experience but your peers, who started way before you, have another extra decade. you won't catch up.

you need multiple partners and practice at least 100 times with each of them to be good at sex and it has to take years of practice. i remember some chick interviewed by barstool sports said she didn't orgasm until sophomore year of college because by that point, she had a decent number of partners. women want guys with a good amount of experience, not 1 partner. not a guy who has been having sex for just a year of his life and was a virgin before that. she wants a guy with at least 5 partners and several years of prior sex. but not more than 15 partners or she'll think you're a womanizer.

otherwise she will never orgasm, and she will cheat on you with a muscular guy at a bar.

 

[Nikalas]

I just want fucking sex man I don't fucking care I won't experience the chad sex. Sex is sex

 

[I want to believe]

But I'll never ascend anyways. The only option for me is fuck prostitutes.

 

[Deleted member 21770]

dont care
just want to ascend without paying street whores

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

dont care
just want to ascend without paying street whores

But I'll never ascend anyways. The only option for me is fuck prostitutes.

and get cucked by your GF because you're bad at sex? it's not proper sex unless it's good sex.

I just want fucking sex man I don't fucking care I won't experience the chad sex. Sex is sex

bad sex isn't ascension

I feel like you watch too much porn it doesn't have to be complex, vanilla's ok.

dude vanilla sex is boring. nobody does that. everyone has kinky sex with choking and dirty talk and cumming on someone's face and whatnot. this isn't porn. its fuckin true. many people talk about how having lots of sex partners and years of sex makes you better at it.

you don't wanna have a boring sex life.

 

[Nikalas]

"Bad sex isn't ascension"

bad sex isn't ascension

 

[Robtical]

IMAGINE BEING SO FUCKING DERANGED AND HAVING THAT MUCH SCHIZOPHRENIA TO WANT HAVE SEX LIKE A FUCKING FILTHY GROSS NORMIE AHAHAH JFL @Robtical PUT SOME DROPS OF ZAMZAM WATER ON MY NAZI ANCESTORS KNIFE TO NOT ABOMINATE IT WITH BLOOD OF FILTHY DERANGED NORMIES AND SEX HAVERS (IN VIDEO GAME)

Normie sex havers should be boiled alive in zamzam water, so we won't have to get our Nazi knives dirty.

 

[Deleted member 21770]

bad sex isn't ascension

you absolute dumb nigger

 

[I want to believe]

and get cucked by your GF because you're bad at sex?

I mean, I'll never have a gf.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

only retards who cant get their hands off of sex toys and their eyes off of pixel sex would require so much stimulation to get off. i challenge you to get off of porn for a couple months. i dont think you'll find vanilla boring then.

THATS BS. even fuckers think vanilla fucking is boring. they want kinky shit, like choking, facefucking and ass slapping. nobody does vannila sex. public sex, choking, ass slapping and throatfucking and doggystyle sex is what people are into.

not boring prudish sex, unless you're old and boring.

 

[Dregster]

only retards who cant get their hands off of sex toys and their eyes off of pixel sex would require so much stimulation to get off. i challenge you to get off of porn for a couple months. i dont think you'll find vanilla boring then.

Yeah

This is something even escortcels realize after shelling out for a couple of sessions. Any kind of sex is better than your hand.

Vanilla sex>Your hand

 

[I want to believe]

THATS BS. even fuckers think vanilla fucking is boring. they want kinky shit, like choking, facefucking and ass slapping. nobody does vannila sex. public sex, choking, ass slapping and throatfucking and doggystyle sex is what people are into.

not boring prudish sex, unless you're old and boring.

Btw, I feel like if an ugly dude has a foot fetish, it's even worse.

 

[turbosperg]

unless you're only 18/19/20 or some shit. otherwise you fucked up BIG TIME.

sex takes years of intense training to become really good at. you need to have several partners in order to be good at sex and you need to have sex for years. not 1 or 2 years, literally several years. it takes years to discover new tricks, new fantasies, new kinks, and new parts of your sexuality in order to maintain a good sex life.

anyone will agree that having several partners is crucial in becoming good at sex. you need to practice for a long time.

even if you ascend, you only have 1 partner, so you might even be blissfully ignorant to what good sex is like. bad sex would feel like good sex to you because you never experienced sex with other people to know what it really is like to have good vs bad sex. you didn't try all kinds of new things with all kinds of different people, or know what different types of boobs or oral sex is like, or what all kinds of people were like. you never had an adventurous sex life and you don't have half the knowledge your peers do because you didn't sow your wild oats.

and also, if you had only 1 or 2 or 3 partners, you're probably bad at sex. and it takes years to know a lot about sex and know what you like during sex. so if you start in your mid 20s or older, you won't catch up to your peers, certainly not if you began sex at 30. even after years, you still will be behind your peers because a decade later, you had a decade of experience but your peers, who started way before you, have another extra decade. you won't catch up.

you need multiple partners and practice at least 100 times with each of them to be good at sex and it has to take years of practice. i remember some chick interviewed by barstool sports said she didn't orgasm until sophomore year of college because by that point, she had a decent number of partners. women want guys with a good amount of experience, not 1 partner. not a guy who has been having sex for just a year of his life and was a virgin before that. she wants a guy with at least 5 partners and several years of prior sex. but not more than 15 partners or she'll think you're a womanizer.

otherwise she will never orgasm, and she will cheat on you with a muscular guy at a bar.

the "sexual experience" myth is 100% bullshit.

The most sexually experienced a person is, the LEAST they tend to be happy and satisfied in their sex life and relationships.

The MOST sexually satisfied people in relationships are the ones who married while virgins.

Of course, two porn athletes can be happy marrying each other, but this is not usually the case. The typical case is one in which one or both partners fry their neurotransmitter receptors (dopamine, oxytocin, vasopressin etc.) by promiscuous copulation and then they become desensitized, emotionally-detached, jaded and unable to get satisfaction from regular sex -- only high-risk thrilling experiences even come close to arouse this person. Similar to what happens with excess porn use.

 

[Rice Rice Baby]

You probably don't need hundreds, but I agree that multiple partners are probably necessary to be "good" at sex. Chads win again!!!

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

the "sexual experience" myth is 100% bullshit.

The most sexually experienced a person is, the LEAST they tend to be happy and satisfied in their sex life and relationships.

The MOST sexually satisfied people in relationships are the ones who married while virgins.

Of course, two porn athletes can be happy marrying each other, but this is not usually the case. The typical case is one in which one or both partners fry their neurotransmitter receptors (dopamine, oxytocin, vasopressin etc.) by promiscuous copulation and then they become desensitized, emotionally-detached, jaded and unable to get satisfaction from regular sex -- only high-risk thrilling experiences even come close to arouse this person. Similar to what happens with excess porn use.

less experienced people don't know much about sex so they are blissfully ignorant to the fact they have bad sex. experienced people aren't with their best partner from the past anymore. thats why

Yeah

This is something even escortcels realize after shelling out for a couple of sessions. Any kind of sex is better than your hand.

Vanilla sex>Your hand

vanilla sex still sucks

is this what you waste your time fantasizing about . i really cant say much more than get the hell off of porn. you've deluded yourself beyond measure.

bullshit. multiple partners and years of sex is crucial for good sex. nobody has vanilla sex. everyone has kinky sex you idiot. if you don't choke, ass slap and do doggystyle you're bad at sex.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Based.

That's why we are doomed for life, that it never began and that it's over for us.

I don't consider myself an oldcel, far from it, but even if by some miracle I ascend then all of a sudden have a "normal" sex life, I'd still be years behind compared to normies (let alone chads) with the same age. And logically the older you are the worse it gets from that point of view.

Plus if you're truly blackpilled, you know the true behaviour of females and that if you ascend with a girl, you're just one among many, you're just a stat, you're just one more guy to add to her bodycount.

If you manage to have sex as an incel, either you're an escortcel (one dick among so many), either you ascended betabuxxing but no matter how much effort you'd put, she'd still rather be fucked by someone else more attractive.

 

[Dregster]

less experienced people don't know much about sex so they are blissfully ignorant to the fact they have bad sex. experienced people aren't with their best partner from the past anymore. thats why

vanilla sex still sucks

How do you know ? You never even had it bro

bullshit. multiple partners and years of sex is crucial for good sex. nobody has vanilla sex. everyone has kinky sex you idiot. if you don't choke, ass slap and do doggystyle you're bad at sex.

Again how do you even know ?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

How do you know ? You never even had it bro

Again how do you even know ?

i've heard from fuckers themselves

Based.

That's why we are doomed for life, that it never began and that it's over for us.

I don't consider myself an oldcel, far from it, but even if by some miracle I ascend then all of a sudden have a "normal" sex life, I'd still be years behind compared to normies (let alone chads) with the same age. And logically the older you are the worse it gets from that point of view.

Plus if you're truly blackpilled, you know the true behaviour of females and that if you ascend with a girl, you're just one among many, you're just a stat, you're just one more guy to add to her bodycount.

If you manage to have sex as an incel, either you're an escortcel (one dick among so many), either you ascended betabuxxing but no matter how much effort you'd put, she'd still rather be fucked by someone else more attractive.

finally someone with common sense.

 

[partycat]

unless you're only 18/19/20 or some shit. otherwise you fucked up BIG TIME.

sex takes years of intense training to become really good at. you need to have several partners in order to be good at sex and you need to have sex for years. not 1 or 2 years, literally several years. it takes years to discover new tricks, new fantasies, new kinks, and new parts of your sexuality in order to maintain a good sex life.

anyone will agree that having several partners is crucial in becoming good at sex. you need to practice for a long time.

even if you ascend, you only have 1 partner, so you might even be blissfully ignorant to what good sex is like. bad sex would feel like good sex to you because you never experienced sex with other people to know what it really is like to have good vs bad sex. you didn't try all kinds of new things with all kinds of different people, or know what different types of boobs or oral sex is like, or what all kinds of people were like. you never had an adventurous sex life and you don't have half the knowledge your peers do because you didn't sow your wild oats.

and also, if you had only 1 or 2 or 3 partners, you're probably bad at sex. and it takes years to know a lot about sex and know what you like during sex. so if you start in your mid 20s or older, you won't catch up to your peers, certainly not if you began sex at 30. even after years, you still will be behind your peers because a decade later, you had a decade of experience but your peers, who started way before you, have another extra decade. you won't catch up.

you need multiple partners and practice at least 100 times with each of them to be good at sex and it has to take years of practice. i remember some chick interviewed by barstool sports said she didn't orgasm until sophomore year of college because by that point, she had a decent number of partners. women want guys with a good amount of experience, not 1 partner. not a guy who has been having sex for just a year of his life and was a virgin before that. she wants a guy with at least 5 partners and several years of prior sex. but not more than 15 partners or she'll think you're a womanizer.

otherwise she will never orgasm, and she will cheat on you with a muscular guy at a bar.

Over for sexcels

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Over for sexcels

over for late bloomers

 

[Indari]

lol false

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

lol false

Cope

 

[turbosperg]

the fact they have bad sex

The issue is they don't have bad sex.

They get sexually satisfied with vanilla sex, which is good for them, because their neurotransmitters weren't depleted by years of promiscuity.

Similar to how an ordinary person gets a thrill out of an ordinary rollercoaster, while a motorcycle enthusiast would feel bored.

The most satisfied customers of amusement rides are NOT experienced in high-speed thrilling activities.

 

[andinocel]

OP, what you say is very true and very, very depressing. Foids (contrary to men) prefer partners that have had more sexual experience, for some odd reason. In my case, if I ascend, I'm going to really "bad at sex" (whatever the fuck that means --- sex is just a matter of sticking your dick and thrusting). Even if I ascend with a 5 landwhale, she's more than likely to have had more experience than I would and would be able to distinguis between "good" and "bad" sex.
Also, my lack of relationship experience combined with my high functioning autism will mean that I'm going to miss and/or misunderstanding a lot of foids' stupid rules and expectations.

The day I ascend, I certainly do not expect it to have the wonderful 'The End' accompanied by the melodramatic music, no. It'll just be another of my many life tumbles.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

The issue is they don't have bad sex.

They get sexually satisfied with vanilla sex, which is good for them, because their neurotransmitters weren't depleted by years of promiscuity.

Similar to how an ordinary person gets a thrill out of an ordinary rollercoaster, while a motorcycle enthusiast would feel bored.

The most satisfied customers of amusement rides are NOT experienced in high-speed thrilling activities.

Dude nobody has vanilla sex. Vanilla is boring and nobody enjoys it

 

[Ika-Sama]

What if you read up on how to please your partner and practice on Fleshlight/sex dolls/escorts then?

 

[Deleted member 39864]

But I'll never ascend anyways.

 

[turbosperg]

Dude nobody has vanilla sex. Vanilla is boring and nobody enjoys it

How do you know that?
Survey on /r/kinky ?

 

[NorthernWind]

Choking can be deadly.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

How do you know that?
Survey on /r/kinky ?

People talk about their sex lives

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

sex takes years of intense training to become really good at. you need to have several partners in order to be good at sex and you need to have sex for years. not 1 or 2 years, literally several years. it takes years to discover new tricks, new fantasies, new kinks, and new parts of your sexuality in order to maintain a good sex life.

From what I've heard and read not actually how sex works, different people have different preferences and while having experience certainly helps looks are still supreme and both men and toilets enjoy sex with an attractive partner more and have better orgasms than with any other group.

Regarding "how good a man is" is very much dependent on his IELT (time he can spend with his dick in a vagina) which is more biological than anything else, around a quarter of all men last only a few seconds to a minute or two, a quarter of all men last over 10 minutes, and half of all men last around as long as an average toilet to slightly shorter. Unless you're lucky to have one of the few toilets that last very briefly in bed then no amount of experience is going to compensate for premature ejaculation.

Another thing that experience doesn't help with is your natural stamina, how long you can do foreplay, nor does knowing how one person performs in bed help with another. Some toilets really love having cunnilingus performed on them while others hate the idea of a man licking them (just like how some men love blowjobs and others hate receiving them).

If a man is inexperienced and a toilet wants their relationship to succeed she will have a ridiculous amount of sex with him to try and figure out how to have the best sex and to help him gain the experience. A number of my toilet friends admitted to doing this will inexperienced boyfriends. The issue only arises if he has issues intrinsic to himself (like premature ejaculation) that no amount of experience can compensate for.
Unfortunately for me I got the bad end of the biological function and couldn't last inside of a toilet to save my life. I've slept with a lot of prostitutes and this never allowed me to overcome intrinsic biological failures of my penis. Your quality of sex life is dependent on a lot of factors.

This is also why it's unfortunate that we shun Ascendedcels as they could report on their sex lives as my hypothesis is that most incels are also bad in bed, regardless of ascending or not.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

You probably don't need hundreds, but I agree that multiple partners are probably necessary to be "good" at sex. Chads win again!!!

Plenty of people who have only had 1 sex partner their entire lives enjoy sex more, in fact those are the people who generally report the highest satisfaction in their sex lives.

Don't get me wrong, if you've only had 1 partner and they're bad at sex you'll know, you won't need any comparison to figure out that it's bad, but having lots of sex partners doesn't mean as much as most people think it does.

In fact, if Chad is bad in bed the fact that he slept with lots of toilets might be indicative of it as he kept keep a girlfriend because he keeps getting dumped because of his insufficient sexual skills.

Being bad in bed can even break a Chad.

 

[novarem]

sex takes years of intense training to become really good at.

Bull fucking shit dude.

You're acting like sex similar to playing the piano or something when in reality sex is like taking a shit. Every male organism on this earth was born to fuck. Unless you're fat or disabled it shouldn't take too long to get decent at it.

Also most foids are notorious for not being good at sex. Normie sexhavers all over the internet regularly complain that sex is no fun because their GF just lays there while he does all the fucking work. They call it "starfishing". Go on urban dictionary and theres definions as old as 2005 for this phenomenon.

 

[Snowman888]

That fucking true trust me

 

[ChrolloLucilfer04]

It’s not years of practice, you just need loads of experience
You also have to maintain good health to perform and get good erections

Also good size 6 or above

 

[dOOmerbOI]

Plenty of people who have only had 1 sex partner their entire lives enjoy sex more, in fact those are the people who generally report the highest satisfaction in their sex lives.

Don't get me wrong, if you've only had 1 partner and they're bad at sex you'll know, you won't need any comparison to figure out that it's bad, but having lots of sex partners doesn't mean as much as most people think it does.

In fact, if Chad is bad in bed the fact that he slept with lots of toilets might be indicative of it as he kept keep a girlfriend because he keeps getting dumped because of his insufficient sexual skills.

Being bad in bed can even break a Chad.

 

[dOOmerbOI]

I just want to be cuddled. I am not asking anything more.

 

[turbosperg]

I just want to be cuddled. I am not asking anything more.

You're not entitled to cuddling, sweaty

 

[NotoriousLoser]

thank god i will never ever have se*

 

[AsiaCel]

Lots of people doesn't realize this, the fact is that blackpill will never leave you even after you somehow ascend