Even if I manage to have sex I would have absolutely no idea what to do

[FaceIsLife]

I am 26 years old with no sexual experience whatsoever. The only thing I did is learn how to put on a condom

In the rather unlikely case (0,00373%) I find a girl willing to have sex with me I wouldn’t even know what to do; how to act and what to say.

I have never been that much into porn. I don’t know about sex positions; foreplay; etc. Are you supposed to moan and talk during sex ?

Again if I ever find someone who is willing to have sex with me her pussy will dry up immediately by my lack of experience.

I am truly fucked.

 

[Saudade]

just put benis into bagina

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Penor goes in vagoo

just put benis into bagina

 

[LastGerman]

I would lick her ear lobe.

 

[FaceIsLife]

Good sex is 99% face/body and dick size

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Slayers on Chads.co can teach you easily. They have much experience.

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

I am 26 years old with no sexual experience whatsoever. The only thing I did is learn how to put on a condom

In the rather unlikely case (0,00373%) I find a girl willing to have sex with me I wouldn’t even know what to do; how to act and what to say.

I have never been that much into porn. I don’t know about sex positions; foreplay; etc. Are you supposed to moan and talk during sex ?

Again if I ever find someone who is willing to have sex with me her pussy will dry up immediately by my lack of experience.

I am truly fucked.

nah thats just your insecurity making these fears inside you.just watch some porn ez

 

[Saudade]

Slayers on Chads.co can teach you easily. They have much experience.

@Newbie17 thoughts?

 

[Mainländer]

It's not that hard. Also if you were a gigachad the girl would do everything for you if you wanted. That's cope.

 

[It'sAConspiracy]

There's no reason to worry about it since you're not gonna have sex anyway

 

[Joelossus]

I don't even know how to put on a condom.

 

[zombie]

pp in vgn

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Your instinct would kick in.

 

[chadalwayswins]

I don't even know how to put on a condom.

neither does chad

 

[zangano1]

just put benis into bagina

Yes tbh, theres not such a thing as being good in bed

 

[Monk of Failure]

Go to escort first to learn.

 

[Lookscel]

Put pee pee in vagene. Maybe put pee pee in butt or mouth. Also call her a how or bitch maybe idk

 

[Ropemaxx]

In the rather unlikely case (0,00373%) I find a girl willing to have sex with me I wouldn’t even know what to do;

above 0% ?

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Fuck a prostitute theory

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

I would coom in my pants before sex (serious). Truly over for me.

I have never been that much into porn. I don’t know about sex positions; foreplay; etc. Are you supposed to moan and talk during sex ?

Of course I never had intercourse before, but I would assume you just do what you feel like doing. After all, if a women wants to sleep with you it's because she already find you attractive.

 

[Newbie17]

@Newbie17 thoughts?

I heard there is a statusmaxxed football player here who used to play for one of the biggest clubs in Balkan. Is that true? He is probably a gigachad ngl

 

[FlamingCel]

I don't even know how to put on a condom.

 

[Saudade]

I heard there is a statusmaxxed football player here who used to play for one of the biggest clubs in Balkan. Is that true? He is probably a gigachad ngl

Yeah the team was apparently in 4th league competing for 3rd league promotion they also gave money to him at some point

 

[Excluded]

The only thing I did is learn how to put on a condom

i dont even know that

 

[Flaccid_Dave]

It's easy. Just follow her Ceasarean scar all the way down and then lift up the bottom roll. Under it you will find a beef casserole that looks like it's been trampled on. Put your tiny organ in that and then wiggle it about and try and poke the sides before you explode and apologise.

 

[FinnCel]

It's already over

 

[Newbie17]

Yeah the team was apparently in 4th league competing for 3rd league promotion they also gave money to him at some point

 

[Deleted member 21514]

I don't even know how to put a condom lmao

 

[thebuddhacel]

I don't even know how to put a condom lmao

I never put one. Also my dick barely get hard.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Fuck a prostitution to get practice

 

[FukFeminism]

Good sex is 99% face/body and dick size

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Even if I got a girlfriend I wouldn't know what to do