No idea how to do it. She would know right away that im a fucking virgin failure.
same for me.
I'd probably tell her beforehand or at least say my last kiss was a long time ago etc. Alternatively you just train kissing with a familymember but I wouldn't do that.
I'd probably tell her beforehand or at least say my last kiss was a long time ago etc. Alternatively you just train kissing with a familymember but I wouldn't do that.
It's rocket science to me. Are we supposed to lock lips as in her upper lip between my lips and my lower lip between hers? Or do we match our lips together? How do I make the kissing noise? When I watch videos it always sounds wet. When I try to kiss all I hear is air. Do I have to turn my head? How can I land on her lips if my eyes are closed (I read that you are supposed to close your eyes)??
And how do you make out with a girl? Do you just kiss her over and over? Do you lick her? Do you keep your mouth open the whole time? How do you know what to do and when to do it?
And how do you make out with a girl? Do you just kiss her over and over? Do you lick her? Do you keep your mouth open the whole time? How do you know what to do and when to do it?
Escortcel gfe can fix that, if she doesnt teach you well just take the money again before leaving and try again w/ someone else till you got it down
Fucking lol
I dont like the idea of kissing a escort.
Youre suppose to learn at like 13 broskie. Plus girls like good kissers. What exactly is a good kisser?
just learn to tie a knot with a cherry stem using only your tongue br0
I know we are incels but why do you guys act like everything is rocket science? Tilt your head slightly and lock lips. Jesus.
When a girl calls someone a "good kisser" it just means that he's good looking. Kissing is easy unless you're mentally handicapped.
When a girl calls someone a "good kisser" it just means that he's good looking. Kissing is easy unless you're mentally handicapped.
Over for me
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Mu moustache is covering my lips completely, could be uncomofortable kissing me, but i don't want to trim them, it doesn't look like i'll ever use my lips for kissing, lul.
Is it a mustache like in your avi?
Supposedly half of the "science" behind being a good kisser is being able to set and follow through with a mood. Welp, I'm destined to be a failure.
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I have a full beard, not simply mustache, lel. Not like that, much longer.
Lol men are supposed to engage kissing by reading signals, being aware of the mood. Timing has to be just right. Jesus.
You know what? If she agree's to kiss you she already finds you attractive, she won't change her mind.
Exactly. For those reasons I'm beyond doomed, lol.
She'd only know if she wasn't a virgin herself, if a girl rejects you because you're a bad kisser she's likely a whore and you shouldn't be going after trash like that in the first place.
Not like its a choice, we basically take what we can get and either we get lucky and it works or its over
I don't know either how to kiss or have sex, specially because I've been phimotic for most of my life and not every position seems favourable for me.
It depends on various different criteria. I think most people here should find out if they're a geographical and not a mentalcel or an actual deformed monster by going to places with better sexual markets and seeing if you can become a temporary volcel (such as Middle America, Eastern Europe, Asia, etc)
I'm an Incel where I live, and I can't afford to leave and no matter how hard I tried to get laid even with whores and fat old abominations it didn't work, but when I went on a trip with my friends to Middle America, and the south, and various other places I found that there are places out there where women aren't shallow, where you can be a volcel, and where women are more likely to be virgins and pure and actually can communicate.
Its because of this knowledge that I have gained I encourage anyone, even if you're an Incel to only go after 100% pure virgin women. They're the only salvation, the only statistical likelihood of a good partner, and a good relationship.
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I heard the secret is to ejaculate within 30 seconds of female contact.
Just joking with you man.
Honestly I would have probably done the same. But I don't think it was smart to dash without paying, because now you can't go back to that agency, you'll need to find another one next time.
Also, I just realized you should have told her "I still have 30 minutes, I want to give you a massage", and spent the time feeling her up.
I wouldn't beat yourself up about it. Just treat it like a learning experience. I'm sure my first escort experiences will be shit too.
do you have diagrams? I still don't get it. (i'm being 100% serious)
Hold two fingers out in front of your face. Make a small opening between them. Stick your bottom lip between the opening.
Fuck bro i didnt even think of that. And it dont bother me. So joke away
That's one of my fears, being a wet lettuce when it gets to doing it.
I've definitely heard of this technique before. Curious to know how accurate it is. It has to be at least the next best thing to you know, actual lips.
what if her lips are closed?
It's very awkward. She will not be pleased, if you ever get that chance.
Are you fucking around or what? She's obviously going to part her lips slightly to allow you to kiss her.
i thought you are supposed to just kiss her without asking/telling?? You know just be a man and take it??? So I have to wait for her to open her mouth or ask her?? I don't understand how this works.
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How would an incel even know when to go in for the kiss?
Strong autism in this thread. Holy moly.
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I would mess it up so bad, I wouldnt be able to hold hands tbh.
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