"he immediately jumped on me and grabbed my face with both hands through the cage bars and slid her toungue inside my mouth. The zookeepers thought it was funny for some reason, instead of coming to help me they laughed. Then she started caressing my penis with her hand and after a few seconds of that I managed to get away."
"i've watched videos of people that go into the wild and the guys get the female chimps jumping on them and kissing their face"
Fucking monkey Stacey is just chilling in her cage and doesn't care much for her fellow male apes. Then a human white chad comes along and she instantly tries to make love with him. And this is common in nature as well it appears. And in a fucked up way it sort of makes sense. Humans are basically more evolved primates, and one could argue that apes find humans more attractive in a similar way to how blacks (whom are more ape like in their appearance. Sorry blackcels but it's true) find whites more attractive. It's super fucked up but makes plenty of evolutionary sense.
EDIT: I almost forgot to brink up this female monkey that got famous for jerking off to pictures of male models from playgirl magazines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(chimpanzee)
It's over for orangutancels.
