JFL ESLers, what’s the most ridiculous accent in your language?

[Chudpreet]

IMO the top 3 goofiest English-speaking accents are:
3. Toronto (hood)
2. Chinese
1. South Asian

In Toronto, all three of these accents unfortunately occur in high frequency; my deepest condolences to anyone who lives there.

Now, for ESLers, what would you say is the worst accent you’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing in your own native tongue?

 

[Morphine]

In Toronto, all three of these accents unfortunately occur in high frequency; my deepest condolences to anyone who lives there.

@Fevet lives in Brampton, not even joking

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Indian people talking is always so fucking annoying. No matter what language.

 

[Fevet]

@Fevet lives in Brampton, not even joking

Yeah I like to annoy mayowhores with my accent

 

[Diddy]

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@torontotide/video/7432762869470579974?_t=8rE8YP1e3jM&_r=1

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Indian, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican, basically anything Latino, all distinctly Canadian accents, Midwestern US, all major, Northern US cites that have their own accent, all Southern US accents, ghetto accents, zoomer accents (usually trying to sound ghetto,) basically any US accent other than mine and the old timey ones, most English accents, Italian accents, and French accents.

 

[Chudpreet]

Indian people talking is always so fucking annoying. No matter what language.

Curry languages themselves are pretty hard on the ears, so I guess it’s no surprise curry accents in every other language are shit

 

[psyop]

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@torontotide/video/7432762869470579974?_t=8rE8YP1e3jM&_r=1

Is cityboyjj tamil

 

[Chudpreet]

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@torontotide/video/7432762869470579974?_t=8rE8YP1e3jM&_r=1

Hood accents in general are bad, but this one’s the worst by miles

 

[Diddy]

Is cityboyjj tamil

Yes

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Curry languages themselves are pretty hard on the ears, so I guess it’s no surprise curry accents in every other language are shit

It's weird how Indian is a European language, yet whenever they talk to you they sound otherworldly annoying.

I genuinely cannot watch tech videos with Indians in them. Their weird inflections just make me aggressive.

 

[Chudpreet]

Yes

Hai eyekyoo sooperia

 

[Therapywasawaste]

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@torontotide/video/7432762869470579974?_t=8rE8YP1e3jM&_r=1

I don't like the way the normal guys sounded either.

 

[Chudpreet]

It's weird how Indian is a European language

Some curry languages are Indo-European but not all of them. Even the IE ones sound like shit though.

whenever they talk to you they sound otherworldly annoying.

I genuinely cannot watch tech videos with Indians in them. Their weird inflections just make me aggressive.

This is made worse irl because curries have no concept of an inside voice

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Some curry languages are Indo-European but not all of them. Even the IE ones sound like shit though.

This is made worse irl because curries have no concept of an inside voice

Curries seem to be destined for subhumanity. It's honestly sad. And there's like 2 billion of them worldwide. They could easily fully replace all of Europe.

 

[Chudpreet]

Curries seem to be destined for subhumanity.

And there's like 2 billion of them worldwide. They could easily fully replace all of Europe.

These numbers only exist thanks to arranged marriage. At least that institution is now collapsing, plus heatwaves are putting many curries out of their misery, but it’s too little too late I guess

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

These numbers only exist thanks to arranged marriage. At least that institution is now collapsing, plus heatwaves are putting many curries out of their misery, but it’s too little too late I guess

We're all dying off thanks to hypergamy. Indians are better off since 30% of the world is Indians lol.

We will all die and it's on Indians to rebuild the world.

 

[psyop]

Yes

Makes sense @anandkonda29

 

[Chudpreet]

We're all dying off thanks to hypergamy. Indians are better off since 30% of the world is Indians lol.

We will all die and it's on Indians to rebuild the world.

Curries can’t even build a developed nation JFL.

It’s over

 

[anandkonda]

It's weird how Indian is a European language

Bullshit, "Indian" language doesn't exist. All North Indian languages are Turk rapebabies and have 30-60% loan words. That's the main reason they sound retarded

If you listen to Sanskrit, it just sounds like some Slavic language


View: https://youtu.be/YXjudB3bgzo

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Bullshit, "Indian" language doesn't exist. All North Indian languages are Turk rapebabies and have 30-60% loan words. That's the main reason they sound retarded

If you listen to Sanskrit, it just sounds like some Slavic language


View: https://youtu.be/YXjudB3bgzo

It sounds close to proto germanic. Interesting.

 

[anandkonda]

Makes sense @anandkonda29

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@Diddy29 what's your excuse?

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Bullshit, "Indian" language doesn't exist. All North Indian languages are Turk rapebabies and have 30-60% loan words. That's the main reason they sound retarded

Turkpill is brutal

 

[Chudpreet]

Bullshit, "Indian" language doesn't exist. All North Indian languages are Turk rapebabies and have 30-60% loan words. That's the main reason they sound retarded

If you listen to Sanskrit, it just sounds like some Slavic language


View: https://youtu.be/YXjudB3bgzo

Portuguese sounds more like a Slavic language than this does

 

[anandkonda]

Portuguese sounds more like a Slavic language than this does

Then what does this sound like?

 

[Chudpreet]

Then what does this sound like?

Like a North curry language

 

[anandkonda]

Like a North curry language

Literally doesn't North curry language 4000 years ago maybe

 

[anandkonda]

@Diddy29 what's your excuse?

@Chudpreet29 also this is what I meant. This guy is just a High MTN Karnatid, show me a curry Chadlite Indo Nordic getting attention like this?

Even a Chad Indo Nordic would get mogged by a MTN white, so you won't have a niche while competing in the west. Unlike Tamils would have

 

[Chudpreet]

@Chudpreet29 also this is what I meant. This guy is just a High MTN Karnatid, show me a curry Chadlite Indo Nordic getting attention like this?

Even a Chad Indo Nordic would get mogged by a MTN white, so you won't have a niche while competing in the west. Unlike Tamils would have

He’s not an “MTN karnatid.” The Karnatid composite you see on humanphenotypes is what an HTN looks like by Karnatid standards. Cityboyjj passes as a Tyrone/Tyrone-lite Somali, that plus status is why he does well

 

[anandkonda]

He’s not an “MTN karnatid.”

It literally is

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Not many accents here to choose from, so:

1) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Slovak_dialects

2) The one used here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Záhorie

Central accents have an old-timey feel to them and that can make them sound charming, and they sound especially cute on foids (I've heard a good number of guys saying they'd love a girl from that area just because of that), and everything west of that (except the number two I mentioned above) just sounds normal to me, but Eastern ones just sound stupid.

Not many foreigners here so I can't really include those, but from what I've experienced working in a customer-facing position for almost two years and going to a uni with a decent number of international students, they mostly don't sound bad and seeing foreign foids struggle with the language can sometimes be low-key cute tbh.

If you listen to Sanskrit, it just sounds like some Slavic language


View: https://youtu.be/YXjudB3bgzo

Yup. I remember the times when paranormal-themed magazines here were overselling the similarities between Slavic languages and Sanskrit, because Hinduism still had a lot of aura due to being "ancient", "spiritual", "mysterious", "enlightened" and so on. I guess that might not be the case anymore now that curries are hated and mocked on the internet so much, but who knows.

 

[anandkonda]

Not many accents here to choose from, so:

1) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Slovak_dialects

2) The one used here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Záhorie

Central accents have an old-timey feel to them and that can make them sound charming, and they sound especially cute on foids (I've heard a good number of guys saying they'd love a girl from that area just because of that), and everything west of that (except the number two I mentioned above) just sounds normal to me, but Eastern ones just sound stupid.

Not many foreigners here so I can't really include those, but from what I've experienced working in a customer-facing position for almost two years and going to a uni with a decent number of international students, they mostly don't sound bad and seeing foreign foids struggle with the language can sometimes be low-key cute tbh.


Yup. I remember the times when paranormal-themed magazines here were overselling the similarities between Slavic languages and Sanskrit, because Hinduism still had a lot of aura due to being "ancient", "spiritual", "mysterious", "enlightened" and so on. I guess that might not be the case anymore now that curries are hated and mocked on the internet so much, but who knows.

What European language do you think this sound similar to?