Escortsimping is become the only way to ascend

[Deleted member 34194]

Everything is becoming more difficult nowadays, is everyone out for themselves, normies are crying left and right.
The future is bleak and cucked.

It's over for LTRcels, really over.

Escortsimp will just become the norm now, every zoomer will just escortsimp and talk like it was nothing. You will have Christmas with your family, and your family will just talk about escortsimping like it's normal and healthy.

 

[wei#3959]

jfl lol hahahahaha

 

[Sheogorath]

Escortsimp will just become the norm now

I was trying to figure out why you would call using an escort/whore as SIMPing because in theory it's possible to pay for sex without worshipping a prostitute.

Then I realized that this is probably a matter of price: it's SIMPing (idolizing mediocre pussy) to pay the going rates charges for pussy which I'm guessing is hundreds per go.

It wouldn't be SIMPing if it was cheap, like for example paying something like minimum wage for a prostitute's time. Even slightly higher, like 20 per hour, wouldn't seem like simping to me. Probably less expensive than paying even half your bill at some restaurant to impress some foid on a date.

That or they can operate as independent contractors and charge a "per coom" rate, meaning if they get you off faster they get paid faster.

 

[Deleted member 31092]

Nope, whorecelling is going away too, governments all around the world are cracking down on it. There was a massive prostitution sting in Ohio earlier this week. I've spent some time in Cuckrea, and over there, you are not even able to search online for hookers Legitimately, all the sex-selling sites are blocked. Soon, the gigacucked "Nordic" model of prostitution will be adopted worldwide, even in highly 'permissive' countries such as Thailand, GERmany, the NethERlands, and the Philippines.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Dolls and toys are the future

 

[Meus]

I was trying to figure out why you would call using an escort/whore as SIMPing because in theory it's possible to pay for sex without worshipping a prostitute.

Then I realized that this is probably a matter of price: it's SIMPing (idolizing mediocre pussy) to pay the going rates charges for pussy which I'm guessing is hundreds per go.

It wouldn't be SIMPing if it was cheap, like for example paying something like minimum wage for a prostitute's time. Even slightly higher, like 20 per hour, wouldn't seem like simping to me. Probably less expensive than paying even half your bill at some restaurant to impress some foid on a date.

That or they can operate as independent contractors and charge a "per coom" rate, meaning if they get you off faster they get paid faster.

Water is wet. It wouldn'be simping if it was only 20 and I probably would do it ocassionaly.

But no fucking way in hell I'm paying more than 100, that is fucking bullshit.

Feeding yourself for an entire month vs getting fun for 10 minutes

 

[Black Soul]

Escortsimp will just become the norm now, every zoomer will just escortsimp and talk like it was nothing. You will have Christmas with your family, and your family will just talk about escortsimping like it's normal and healthy.

Dogpill will just become the norm now, every zoomer will just be dogpilled and talk like it was nothing. You will have Christmas with your family, and your family will just talk about dogpill like it's normal and healthy.

 

[Deleted member 34194]

Dogpill will just become the norm now, every zoomer will just be dogpilled and talk like it was nothing. You will have Christmas with your family, and your family will just talk about dogpill like it's normal and healthy.

"I got fucked by a dog once" your nieces will say

 

[Deleted member 31092]

Water is wet. It wouldn'be simping if it was only 20 and I probably would do it ocassionaly.

But no fucking way in hell I'm paying more than 100, that is fucking bullshit.

Feeding yourself for an entire month vs getting fun for 10 minutes

In Burgerland, $20 won't even get you a single 3 minute long nude lapdance anywhere, let alone full-service sex. $100 might get you a 8-10 min hump session with a flabby, cold single mother, in a roach motel, who is rushing you to finish the entire time.

 

[Sheogorath]

Escorting isn't ascending you fkn greycel

there are varying ideas on what "ascending" or "sex" or "celibacy" is here

 

[Black Soul]

"I got fucked by a dog once" your nieces will say

 

[Deleted member 34194]

Doomed to a life of escortsimping

 

[Sheogorath]

And they're all wrong.

Ascending is neo-slang so there's bound to be some flexibility on what it means to people.

I can't say who is objectively wrong unless we come up with some kind of criteria for determining who is right.

I would say the fairest means is to find the earliest known instance of someone using the verb "ascend" to refer to sex and go with however they use it.

That said I'm not sure how to search for that since it's not a unique word, Google Books wouldn't be of very much help.

https://incels.wiki/w/ascend presently redirects to the "deincelization" article which seems like a crowded phrase (why not just decel?) and it has no section on etymology.

I appeal to any old-timers with a knowledge of pre-incels.is history (my guess is "ascend" predates this very forum and might go back to "loveshy" ancestor forums) to give some ideas.

Using the search funciton here for example... https://incels.is/search/909664/?q=ascend&c[older_than]=2017-11-10&o=relevance

I think these records only go back to 2017 yet several were using the term back on November 8th/9th

Or are you incels just going to keep your bluepilled cope, unlike lookism users (like me for example) who went up ~3+ points due to it. Your always wondering why there is "chads" on lookism, well now you know! We can ascend together

Good. I've seen your before images tbh tbh legit incel inducing. You ascended buddy boyo tbh tbh idk why you're getting hate, you're the prime example of incel to chad and throw blackpills around. Post experiences of your life tbh tbh would be interesting to read, I hope I ascend someday too tbh tbh buddy boyo.. Did you get any surgeries tbh tbh? or you just looksmaxxed?

Slackbum Nov 9th
"This incel specimen has potential to ascend into a proud normie"
"it's a great cope and actually helps with tendons, flexibility and posture. yogacelling ftw, join me incels together we shall ascend"

So clearly it goes back further, but to which forum? Who coined the term?