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Story Escorts are Absolutely Terrible, Don't Trick Yourself

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Personally I have never escortcelled and would probably be rejected if I tried (I have a facial deformity). I have heard reports from my friend who is has escortcelled in Germany in the past. He's a very intelligent blackpilled friend and someone I can trust for reliability. I trust his credibility nearly as much as my own on this particular issue and he gave me full permission to share the story. He told me all about his first escort experience which isn't too different to his others and this is what happened:

Backstory Side-note: One thing me and my friend both agree on is we desire kissing (making out especially) more than sex itself. Neither of us have ever done it and we both would by itself choose that over sex. Personally I can imagine what sex on its own is like. What makes it so pleasurable and euphoric is how hot it feels to be that close with a hot women, and you're never ever closer to her than when your tongues are inside each-others mouths. I would argue sex without making out at all is inherently meaningless.

Escort Story: When my friend leaned in to kiss her she pushed him down on the bed, of course she pretended like it was done in a seductive way but she was just trying to avoid getting near his face. They lied down on the bed and he got very close to her while she rubbed his dick. He leaned in and tried to kiss her and moved her head back and went "wow wow wow what do you think you're doing" with a fake smile. He said "I thought this was girlfriend experience, isn't kissing allowed?" The escort responded "oh honey come on we dont need to kiss just relax". He said it was extremely awkward lying there while she rubbed his dick while occasionally looking at him and then looking away. My friend said "if you're worried about any diseases I should tell you I've never kissed anyone before so I don't have anything". The escort said "you don't want to kiss kissing is overrated anyway, why kiss when you can have sex? That's why smart men come to us". They had sex after but she demanded to either be on top so her head could be away from him, or he could be on top but be in a position where his head wasn't close to her because she "didn't want the warmth to melt the make-up" but it was obvious she just didn't want her face to be anywhere near his. To add to this story the escort was apparently super-gross and looked exactly like the stereotypical overly-done hooker that you stereotypical imagine, oh and she was a "high-end" expensive one too.

Obviously this is anecdotal but I can't imagine it being that different anywhere else. Why would escorts kiss clients when they aren't expected to and can easily make money without doing it? Also why would any attractive women ever become a prostitute when they live life on tutorial mode and are never desperate for money because they could always find an atleast 7+/10 with enough money to give them a comfortable life.
 
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To each their own but I don’t understand why some guys wanna kiss an escort. Escorts are for fuckin.
 
just "post op's avi instead of trying to find a way to response without making it too obvious that you didn't read" theory
ye tbh
 
just "post op's avi instead of trying to find a way to response without making it too obvious that you didn't read" theory

I would have read if OP wasnt a pseudo intellectual faggot.

Also hes a greycel.

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Too high IQ thread for me, sorry.
 
Why the fuck would you wanna kiss an escort???
 
To each their own but I don’t understand why some guys wanna kiss an escort. Escorts are for fuckin.

Because kissing is way hotter than sex. If you don't want to kiss and just have sex it's not that different from masturbation.
Why the fuck would you wanna kiss an escort???

The same reason you would rather have sex than masturbate, it's way hotter to kiss. Sex without kissing is mechanical and pointless.
 
Escorts are already filthy. I wouldn't want to kiss one on top of it
 
Escorts are already filthy. I wouldn't want to kiss one on top of it

You could say all women are filthy, why would you want to have sex with any of them? Oh wait now you're Volcel.
 
Kissing a putrid std filled hole that sucked thousands of dicks, what in the fuck. :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
Tbh I want to kiss an escort to know how it feels.
 
Kissing a putrid std filled hole that sucked thousands of dicks, what in the fuck. :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:

Chad makes out with women at the club, they probably made out with tons of guys prior ,what stops him?
 
Kissing a putrid std filled hole that sucked thousands of dicks, what in the fuck. :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
that is true tbh but some high end escorts are legit 8 or 9/10's
 
Chad makes out with women at the club, they probably made out with tons of guys prior ,what stops him?
tbh the average woman has an extremely high lay count ngl
 
that is true tbh but some high end escorts are legit 8 or 9/10's

No they aren't, "high-end escort" just means she isn't a meth-addicted rotting 2/10. Show me a single """"attractive""" escort
 
You could say all women are filthy, why would you want to have sex with any of them? Oh wait now you're Volcel.
An escort is straight up known to be highest degree of toilet though.

Despite pop-incel suggestion, not all foids are flat out dumpsters day after day.
 
No they aren't, "high-end escort" just means she isn't a meth-addicted rotting 2/10. Show me a single """"attractive""" escort
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shed oes passionate kissing, as soon as i can afford i wanna get a girl like her :feelshehe:
An escort is straight up known to be highest degree of toilet though.

Despite pop-incel suggestion, not all foids are flat out dumpsters day after day.
escorts use condoms but they are both as bad as each other
 
They don't want to kiss because that is a whole different sort of intimacy that is even more powerful than sex since it is perhaps the strongest indicator of love and deep affection for another person.

Whereas the prostitute experience is simply a transaction for a product no different than buying a burger from the local McNiggers.

You don't kiss on the burger even though you may love the taste of it.

You simply devour it until you are satisfied ie the same with whores.

Kissing is for Chads/normies who can actually make a woman fall in love with them.

To each their own but paying a woman to kiss you is not very different than kissing one of those sex dolls ie an utterly lifeless experience void of genuine emotion.

Sure it may turn you on the first time because its a new experience but keep on paying for it and see how it feels then.
 

shed oes passionate kissing, as soon as i can afford i wanna get a girl like her :feelshehe:

escorts use condoms but they are both as bad as each other

This is what they always do. Show a body picture angle-maxxed and light-maxxed, but hide their face.
 
This is what they always do. Show a body picture angle-maxxed and light-maxxed, but hide their face.
still looks hot tbh, if you go to a brothel in australia there should be some decent foids pretty expensive tho
 
inhave an escort story in states from backpage. so this fat blonde girl comes to my door. while ducking i looked down and blood dripping all over nattress. i gitndusgusted and stopped. i told u nned to nake me cum bynhand, she said i will come backm never came back.

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went to an motel at 2 am . fear that pimp might murder or rob me. i gave money to escort and asked if i could use the restroom. i went in and just checked the curtain, a white guy is sittingnin the tub. i ran , he chases me and throws my shoe outside. later thought that was retarded, the guy already knew what was happening.lost $160 for no reason.

yeah fuck escort cells. only gurantee safe sex is korean spa massage centers rub and tug.
 
still looks hot tbh, if you go to a brothel in australia there should be some decent foids pretty expensive tho

Well again I am never going to do it but they never show their faces on the ad so you never know
inhave an escort story in states from backpage. so this fat blonde girl comes to my door. while ducking i looked down and blood dripping all over nattress. i gitndusgusted and stopped. i told u nned to nake me cum bynhand, she said i will come backm never came back.

diffrent story
went to an motel at 2 am . fear that pimp might murder or rob me. i gave money to escort and asked if i could use the restroom. i went in and just checked the curtain, a white guy is sittingnin the tub. i ran , he chases me and throws my shoe outside. later thought that was retarded, the guy already knew what was happening.lost $160 for no reason.

yeah fuck escort cells. only gurantee safe sex is korean spa massage centers rub and tug.

That's not sex though isn't that just a handjob?
 
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And here I thought German sex work was suppose to give ya the real experience. Sex work doesn’t exist in the US in my eyes beyond all that e girl stuff and actual porn but I don’t watch those things.
 
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Regarding your friend's story:
That's exactly why i would never go to a hooker. because she only does it for the money and would find my face repulsive anyway.
 
being german and having legal escorts must be terrible :feelsseriously:
 
Because kissing is way hotter than sex. If you don't want to kiss and just have sex it's not that different from masturbation.


The same reason you would rather have sex than masturbate, it's way hotter to kiss. Sex without kissing is mechanical and pointless.
i could argue kissing her tits while fucking her with your dick and fingering her asshole and slapping her is better than just kissing and then pissing on her :feelshaha: and very meaningful
 
Some escorts like kissing, and others don't. It's 50/50 in my experience.

To each their own but I don’t understand why some guys wanna kiss an escort. Escorts are for fuckin.
Why not both? Foreplay is fun and makes the experience more worthwhile.
 
Never being with one tbh thanks for the info
 
Kissing is a cucked western custom akin to eating ass.

Imagine putting your mouth where other men's cocks have been.
 
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why give up your virgin powers to a used up skank who just wants your cash?

save the money and start wizard maxxing
 
Nah there are legit prostitutes they're just more expensive.
 
To each their own but I don’t understand why some guys wanna kiss an escort. Escorts are for fuckin.
Not to mention the amount of cocks they've had in their mouths
 
I have never escortcelled
 
To each their own but I don’t understand why some guys wanna kiss an escort. Escorts are for fuckin.
I kind of get it, but barely. For my first time with a hooker I spent lots of time kissing her body and that was plenty enough mouth action. It really did not have to be mouth to mouth.

Holding and caressing is intimate enough IMHO if you want "tenderness" and not just mindless thrusting. I still feel the desire to kiss hookers sometimes but only with very beautiful ones and with those I got especially attached to. And even so, it's something that I can easily do without.

It seems way overrated IMHO, and also kind of gross when you think about it.
 
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Kissing is a cucked western custom akin to eating ass.

Imagine putting your mouth where other men's cocks have been.
Only virgin women(has never had cocks in any of the 3 holes) are kissable.Kissing a non virgin woman is literal cuckoldry
 

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