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WhereIsHamudi

WhereIsHamudi

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I have tried 6 escorts in the last couple weeks. It's literal dogshit. In the last 3 encounters I didn't even get fully hard or come. Every escortmaxxer here must be joking.

  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
 
a quality escort is no doubt thousands of euros, forget about it
 
I have tried 6 escorts in the last couple weeks. It's literal dogshit. In the last 3 encounters I didn't even get fully hard or come. Every escortmaxxer here must be joking.

  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
Never kiss escorts
 
Paying money to women for their "affection" is just pathetic and soul crushing.
 
Paying money to women for their "affection" is just pathetic and soul crushing.
Yeah this as well. I finally tried it in december for the first time because I was contemplating suicide. I thought maybe escorts are worth living for. They are not and I will be roping this year.
 
Yeah I've never done it but i dont see how some bitch who cant speak english properly and performs like a robot would get me hard
 
I have tried 6 escorts in the last couple weeks. It's literal dogshit. In the last 3 encounters I didn't even get fully hard or come. Every escortmaxxer here must be joking.

  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
You must've visited some trash whores. Did they all give you condom BJ? Also no clapping cheeks? :feelswhat:
 
Most western whores are ugly fat and old too. The attractive ones only do "virtual sex"
I ain't paying a woman who puts less effort into her looks than me
 
I have tried 6 escorts in the last couple weeks. It's literal dogshit. In the last 3 encounters I didn't even get fully hard or come. Every escortmaxxer here must be joking.

  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
What if I told you there's a way to fuck something that feels like a real women, and have a vagina that is 10x stimulating to feel like death grip, and won't bitch at you :feelshmm:
 
This is such sui fuel. Escorts are my last hope of coping. If what you’re saying is true, then I’m roping within the next year too
 
What if I told you there's a way to fuck something that feels like a real women, and have a vagina that is 10x stimulating to feel like death grip, and won't bitch at you :feelshmm:
Idk how you dollmaxx cope. I tried fucking my old onahole hip sized whore yesterday after not doing it for years due to it being a pain in the ass to clean and it felt like I expected it to. After fucking whores, I don't think I can enjoy dolls anymore.
 
Most western whores are ugly fat and old too. The attractive ones only do "virtual sex"
This. OF and social media has has lead to hyperhoeflation.

If I had money I'd try to pay for women to have sex with me more indirectly. Outright whores are disgusting.
 
This is such sui fuel. Escorts are my last hope of coping. If what you’re saying is true, then I’m roping within the next year too
Fellow 2024cels going through it mangg:cryfeels:
 
a quality escort is no doubt thousands of euros, forget about it
Yea but if thats the only option, I´ll gladly pay a high end escort. Just to flush sex outta my system , get it over and done with
 
Yea but if thats the only option, I´ll gladly pay a high end escort. Just to flush sex outta my system , get it over and done with
Yeah I imagine some amount of money would allow you to fuck an escort raw with kissing and all the other stuff people do with their gf
 
This is such sui fuel. Escorts are my last hope of coping. If what you’re saying is true, then I’m roping within the next year too
You should try for yourself first. It didn't do it for me.
 
I have tried 6 escorts in the last couple weeks. It's literal dogshit. In the last 3 encounters I didn't even get fully hard or come. Every escortmaxxer here must be joking.

  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
I stopped escortmaxx cuz this precisely, it was depressive. Sometimes I felt even more sad when foids left the room.

Gf experience can't compare not even with the best of escorts.
 
I stopped escortmaxx cuz this precisely, it was depressive. Sometimes I felt even more sad when foids left the room.

Gf experience can't compare not even with the best of escorts.
That’s why escorts charge like $5000-6000 per 24 hours for a GFE, which still doesn’t compare to the real thing I bet
 
Yes you grip your penis too hard and masturbate too much. Porn can also
de-sensitise you. Go for a porn / masturbation ban for 3 weeks.

The trick of the trade is to use a erection drug like sildinafil. Start at the lowest
dosage and perhaps go through a pharmacist or doctor

If it still doesn't work you may want to suck a cock to see if you like it.

Joking on the last part

the dark knight batman GIF
 
It is better if you develop a relationship with one escort
 
That’s why escorts charge like $5000-6000 per 24 hours for a GFE, which still doesn’t compare to the real thing I bet
:giga: :whatfeels: Da fuk with that money I could buy a 2024 used car almost new kek

Of course a gf its way better than a hot escort cuz a gf will stay with you at home watching movies, cuddling, sleeping... of course only normfags and chads enjoy that

As 3/10 inkwell short ethnic shitskinned if I manage to have a gf she will demand gifts and money and so. We, potential, betabuxxers are not loved just used :feelsrope:

I don't know how many escorts I had sex with, were many but none of the times with them couldn't compare with real affective sex with a girl who actually feel something for you.
 
based thread. agree 100%. I always hated it.
 
I have tried 6 escorts in the last couple weeks. It's literal dogshit. In the last 3 encounters I didn't even get fully hard or come. Every escortmaxxer here must be joking.

  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
I’ve paid some strippers to slap their asses.

The key is to go to seedy strip clubs where the whores let you get away with more.

Also if you escortcel make sure it’s high end like $700+ an hour that way she doesn’t look like a used up whore. Set up a dinner date beforehand. Make sure you leave a bad review if it was a horrible experience. Do your research
 
Escorts aren't worth it nowadays either. They have unrealistic standards just like on dating apps. If you go on some of there pages they only want specific types of dudes FOH. :feelsree: :fuk:
 
  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
blowjobs are shit ngl. i cant feel anything either. i think its a combination of 1. we deathgripped , 2. they have loose pussy, 3. thick condom

penetration isn't that bad though, if its along with seeing their hot body and passionate kissing. better than jacking to porn

Never kiss escorts
its kind of a bad idea. but if you do it, have some mouthwash afterwards and you should be good
 
Wait, let me get this straight. Your FIRST TIME was with an escort?
 
Wait, let me get this straight. Your FIRST TIME was with an escort?
He wouldn't be here with us if he could have sex with a woman who isn't a literal prostitute
 
My friend had sex once with a civilian girl (when he was 31 years old), and the rest of the times he had sex were with prostitutes. The sex with the civilian was way better. Not that it was any more sexually gratifying than sex with prostitutes, but when she is kissing your neck, and lips, and when when you are lying next to her naked body and squeezing her as hard as you can, and she is squeezing you, you feel amazingly good unexpected feelings that you don't feel when having sex with prostitutes or jerking off. The feeling is not a sexual kind of pleasure, but a really intense "comfort" type of feeling.
 
Most sui fuel thread I’ve read. I really thought I could pay for some of the normie experience, but you can’t even do that. Doomed to live a life of suffering
 
I escortmaxxed yesterday and cummed way to early. I was pretty sad and depressed on the drive back home tbh ngl :feelsbadman: :feelscry:
 
sexdolls reign supreme
 
not an Incel fuck outta here
 
Escortmaxxing is too brutal for me, I want a really connection with someone who is genuinally attracted to me. Paying someone to fuck me is just depressing.
 
Yes you grip your penis too hard and masturbate too much. Porn can also
de-sensitise you. Go for a porn / masturbation ban for 3 weeks.

The trick of the trade is to use a erection drug like sildinafil. Start at the lowest
dosage and perhaps go through a pharmacist or doctor

If it still doesn't work you may want to suck a cock to see if you like it.

Joking on the last part

the dark knight batman GIF
 
this is why i dont like the youtuber "BasedEscortCel"
there is nothing based about escorting toilets
its always a risk and some bullshit
 
this is why i dont like the youtuber "BasedEscortCel"
there is nothing based about escorting toilets
its always a risk and some bullshit

The problem is the inner primitive desire to have sex. I have to travel
to Thailand to get a date with a escort - in some dangerous places. It fucking
hurts that I have to do that -- because my country is so appearance discriminatory.
 
  1. I don't feel anything when they suck me or I penetrate them. It feels like I'm fucking hot air. My theory is either because of the condom or I have developed deathgrip from masturbation.
  2. It will never come close to real girlfriend sex. Imagine fucking without condom and with kissing and sucking and trying endless different positions. And imagine the girl actually longing for you and sucking as hard as she can because she loves you. Will never happen with escort.
  3. They are whores. Even if they allowed me to kiss them I wouldn't want to because in my mind they are disgusting infested whores. If you kiss them it's like you're kissing every man she has had before you.
  4. I am not allowed to clap their ass cheeks XDD. When I try they always say "please don't do that!". It's so fucking over.
Stop fooling yourself, rope is the only answer.
1. they want to suck it without condom for bit extra or even as part of basic service. For penetration bring your own thin condoms. Its not ideal but its not that bad

2.true i dont have coutner argument to that

3. yeah i would never kiss them or lick their pussy its very disgusting but i have huge wish to do it with “clean” non escort female

4. Just find escorts that allow more rough sex it can be bit more expensive but worth it. Read reviews
 

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