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Educate yourself:
* Brothels and sugaring have their own rules, this list is about escorts
* The customs and practices of paid sex in your area may be different - do your research, ask people in the know
* Buying escort services may be illegal in your area - study this carefully
* Study the sex work lingo & jargon in your area

Searching for an escort:
* If it's too cheap to be true, it's a fake ad
* Don't be afraid to ask the whorstie relevant questions, but keep it easy and succinct
* Best to custom whorsties who work for themselves
* Read the ads carefully - understand her services, rates, extras, boundaries, etc
* Take all photos provided with a grain of salt - they may be shopped, or old, or stolen from another foid
* Be wary of whorsties asking for 'deposits' or other forms of transactions before meeting in person
* Very cheap foids will usually be old, ugly or druggies
* Don't see escorts in high-crime areas
* You may see the escort at your place, her place (usually short term rental or hotel), or your hotel
* Some escorts won't visit hotels less than 4 stars

Preparing for your session:
* Negotiate and clearly decide with the whorstie what service you will be purchasing (eg. 30 mins incall GFE, no extras)
* Pay attention to date, time, place and price
* Be polite, otherwise you'll get shit service
* Don't drink alcohol or take sedatives beforehand
* Make sure you have the cash, and a way of carrying it safely
* If possible, shower and do your hygiene (brush teeth, etc) before your session - and let them know you will do so - some whorsties charge for the time while you are in the shower at her place, etc
* Bring and use your own mouthwash and shower product
* Bring your own water / beverage
* Eat a light meal beforehand

Keep yourself safe:
* Carry your cash carefully
* If the building or neighbourhood looks dodgy, call it off
* If the whorstie looks different to (worse than) her ad, call it off
* Understand she'll likely have 'security' close by - a friend, a colleague, a simp, hired muscle, affiliates etc
* Understand she might have criminal, law enforcement, and politician simps who might fuck you up if you misbehave
* Understand you might end up on the local blacklist and really reduce your options in the future if you do dumb shit
* Behave yourself - you're there to receive a service, not for anything else
* You have to pay the money
* Remember that bad customers get bad service

The actual session:
* Be polite - you're buying a service
* Leave your politics and religion at the door
* Leave your incel rage & sadness at the door
* Money upfront
* The clock is ticking - don't spend too much time talking about nonsense
* When you're undressing, put everything (wallet, phone, jewellery, etc in your bag) - so you won't leave anything behind
* Use protection
* It is easiest to follow the standard pattern: oral > sex > coom in condom
* Foreplay only if it excites you
* Work your way up in terms of pace and intensity - start slow, take the time to soak up the experience
* Don't worry about the little details the first couple of times - just immerse yourself in the experience - it's about learning and enjoying
* Don't worry about how long you can fuck for or pleasuring her - that's more advanced stuff
* Pee and use mouth wash at the first instance after sex
* If you've booked less than an hour, don't try to cum or have sex twice
* Leave promptly once your time is up
* Check you have all your belongings

On your way home:
* Feel the difference in your body and your mind
* You might feel slightly spaced out - travel safely
* Don't get stuck on one whorstie even if you really like her - see her again but don't make her exclusive
* Take the time to learn about your own sexuality the first few times you have sex - this is on another level compared with porn and fapping - your likes, dislikes, abilities and quirks will be revealed to you gradually over the first year or two
 

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