Escortmaxxers, do you have a good time at massage parlors?

[Nature's Villain]

I find the whole thing very awkward. The language barrier, the second guessing of yourself and what you can get away with, how easily they can scam you since they illegal. I feel like im always walking on eggshells with these chinky bitches. The massage sucks too, they rub on your feet and other things, but with the talking problem its hard to carry a conversation, and it ends up feeling like a doctor's appointment with you laying on that damn medical table with the starchy paper. But the handjobs haven't been that great. I just found the experience underwhelming.

Atleast with an escort you know what they are advertising, there's less gray area to fuck you around and scam you. And the bitch will have a good understanding of your language, so you can talk and ask for things without having to repeat your self.

AMPs feel like a stepping stone to the real thing, I don't know who even wants to go to these places except for scared little boys like me afraid to go to the real source right away. The money I spent feels like a scam. I don't get it, even for old boomers it would be better to see a latina or white escort over these compounds full of asian grannies chatting shit about you in mandarin.

 

[Nature's Villain]

Another thing, who the fuck actually wants to sit there and get a massage from a strange woman for 45 minutes when both of you know damn well why your incel ass is there for in the first place? Like im paying to be alone in a room with a strange woman, bitch just help me get my rocks off already and drop the massage shit. If im paying for a woman's company I want to atleast cuddle her or something, this has to be some cultural barrier shit I don't understand. Like do ricecells expect this type of treatment from their women, are you freaks getting off on this shit, making a woman paddle you with her hands like you are a roll of dough? It just seems so opposite of how a man and woman should interact, you sit there all passive and lay there like a plank of wood while a woman works on you. The power dynamic is all off, and you can't act up at all because changrone might burst into the room with a samurai sword and harvest your organs if you get a little too touchy.

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Mogs the ever loving fuck out of me.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

I prefer massage parlors over escorts, escorts are a real pain to set up and they charge more for less service. I personally enjoy the massage and the lead up to the happy ending. Yeah, the language barrier is a problem, but they often use Google translate. On top of that you can easily negotiate prices and usually get more service than a regular escort. Also, you don't have to be passive during the massage, almost in every parlor you can grab her ass while she massages you or just go straight to business, and you can get away with way more than what you could with an escort

 

[Nature's Villain]

I prefer massage parlors over escorts, escorts are a real pain to set up and they charge more for less service. I personally enjoy the massage and the lead up to the happy ending. Yeah, the language barrier is a problem, but they often use Google translate. On top of that you can easily negotiate prices and usually get more service than a regular escort. Also, you don't have to be passive during the massage, almost in every parlor you can grab her ass while she massages you or just go straight to business, and you can get away with way more than what you could with an escort

sounds like im just a pussy and a noob then. more service? like they let you nut inside or what?

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

sounds like im just a pussy and a noob then. more service? like they let you nut inside or what?

You can fuck them, yeah, with a condom. Some will let you fuck without a condom for more money. I never done that, I'm scared of an infection. Yeah, you can really push it, brocel. When they massage you you can lightly rub your hand against their legs, if they don't scurry away you can escalate. My first massage I got so turned on I just grabbed the girls ass and started rubbing and squeezing, and she just kept going. Once she was done she made her happy ending offer. You got a lot more agency in a parlor

 

[ogercel]

Best 45 min if my life unless shes fat ugly or mean but 90% of the time its great