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Serious Escortcels, What was your worst experience like?

DarkKnight

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I heard uninstalls sucked
 
Besides the tranny situation.I'd have to say half of the prostitutes looking nothing like their pics.This one time some cunt made me run 3 miles just to get to her apartment.They're useless but yet so entitled.
 
Besides the tranny situation.I'd have to say half of the prostitutes looking nothing like their pics.This one time some cunt made me run 3 miles just to get to her apartment.They're useless but yet so entitled.
damn escortcelling doesn't sound too good anymore
 
damn escortcelling doesn't sound too good anymore
It's horrible at first, especially if you go cheap, but it gets better as you learn the ropes--but still isn't pleasant if you keep going cheap.
 
had a herpes scare
 
-Nothing like the pic
-Missing some teeth but I was so horny that I didn't care anyway
-Looked at my face with disgust several times,especially when I told her this wasn't my first time with a escort
-While staring at her face while she was getting prepared she rudely asked me what's wrong,like if I was disturbing her
-It was my second time and I was still kind of nervous because I didn't get used to it yet,I kept my underwear expecting her to get some initiative and she just asked (again rudely) why didn't I remove my underwear yet
-No anal allowed
-No kissing either
-Had to came with a fucking handjob because of how bad it went

The only good things were that going to the room we got past another where another foid was browsing her computer,that kind of turned me on,I should have been noisy,and that I came so much that she became surprised after seeing how much semen was inside the condom,JFL this is something that you get from NoFap
 
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damn escortcelling doesn't sound too good anymore
You can get good looking holes,at the time I didn't know that there were forums of people from my town discussing escorts.
 
No 21... Pics were heavily frauded, room too hot, she was completely uninterested aka talking or texting other clients, couldn't get it up, she put me in too soon when I wasn't hard, no affection at least feigned, ended up leaving half way through although I paid the whole amount, she was young & immature out to make a quick buck, told me to go see other escorts then come back to her after telling her she's the 1st escort I've seen after 2 years, penis was sore.

Would be no 22. Lost near enough half a k with sfa to show for it. My fault for being a love sick puppy cuck. Never again plus steep learning curve for me in how to Escortcel properly.

Before that I can't really say that I had any bad experiences I'm afraid.
 
Am I the only one without erection problems on this forum? If my face didn't sux so much, I could have been a good porn actor.
Am I the only one without erection problems on this forum? If my face didn't sux so much, I could have been a good porn actor.
 

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