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SuicideFuel Escortcels. What does blowjob feels like?

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I really want a fucking blowjob.
It looks so hot in porn.

I'll probably coom prematurely and embarrass myself infront of the hooker. But I'm sure she must have seen hundReds of premature ejaculations in her life so its wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Have any of you escortcels ever coom in a whores mouth? Really wanna know what it feels like.
 
A blowjob is like twenty levels above anything I ever even imagined.
 
probably like herpes
 
Practice sucking your own dick
 
You passed the covet homo test, you can come to collect your straight certification when you consider it convenient.
I don't even know what herpes feels like
From what i've read, it feels like a burning sensation and you have the urge to scratch.
 
I don't even know what herpes feels like
I don't wanna know. I'd rather die a virgin than fuck a woman who's fucked 10k people last year alone
 
What a blowjob feels like depends on what the girl is doing. If she really bad at it, perhaps not much stimulation and a lot of teeth. If it's good, feels better than vagina tbh.

One of the best feelings in life is when you pop you load, and she keeps sucking while swallowing. Not all escorts do this though.

Peace out hornycels. :feelsXmas:
I'm really curious to know how close to the real thing this is.
I've tried one of these before. It's intense and fun for fapping, but it's not like the real thing at all.

The heat and wetness of the mouth, the suction and relaxation, the licks along the shaft and balls. The eye contact they make and the shape of their face while sucking. The way the extra slutty ones slurp precum. The surprise and the shock when you make them drink you.
Toys can't do this.
 
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The heat and wetness of the mouth, the suction and relaxation, the licks along the shaft and balls. The eye contact they make and the shape of their face while sucking. The way the extra slutty ones slurp precum. The surprise and the shock when you make them drink you.
Toys can't do this.
Fuck, I want to kill myself right now. I'll probably last 10 seconds if that happend to me irl. I don't get how guys in porn last for so long. It's almost as if they have superpowers.
 
I've tried one of these before. It's intense and fun for fapping, but it's not like the real thing at all.

The heat and wetness of the mouth, the suction and relaxation, the licks along the shaft and balls. The eye contact they make and the shape of their face while sucking. The way the extra slutty ones slurp precum. The surprise and the shock when you make them drink you.
Toys can't do this.
That's some points, well detailed.
The heat and wetness of the mouth, the suction and relaxation, the licks along the shaft and balls.
That product on the link has some "specifications", I don't know if they are all the same in the end, but the "feeling" of it is just that incomparable?
Tongue
Suction
 
I always wear a condom while getting one. Get herpes once and you're done
 
Fuck, I want to kill myself right now. I'll probably last 10 seconds if that happend to me irl. I don't get how guys in porn last for so long. It's almost as if they have superpowers.
Comes with age and experience.
The first few times I escortcel years ago, I probably lasted only a few minutes with a BJ. Also, if you book only a short time, she might be trying to make you coom quicker.

Now I can control myself much better. Sometimes I sugarcel, and have all day/weekend, and I get sucked off after having sex a couple of times - those BJ sessions can last 45 minutes or longer - but I have to take lysine/arginine to keep very hard for so long.

That's some points, well detailed.

That product on the link has some "specifications", I don't know if they are all the same in the end, but the "feeling" of it is just that incomparable?View attachment 426847View attachment 426848
Yea, the toys are intense, but a two dimensions experience, not really like the real thing.
 
Now I can control myself much better.
How do you do that? Also don't you need to have strong glutes and stamina to fuck for long periods? I really want to try escortceling this year but it's too damn expensive so I don't wanna waste my time and cum within minutes. How do I prepare myself for a long sex marathon as a virgin?

Elab. Wdym by sugarcel?
 
How do you do that? Also don't you need to have strong glutes and stamina to fuck for long periods? I really want to try escortceling this year but it's too damn expensive so I don't wanna waste my time and cum within minutes. How do I prepare myself for a long sex marathon as a virgin?


Elab. Wdym by sugarcel?
Yeah, the physical ability to fuck increases the more you fuck. You can exercise (kegels) and gym, that helps to a degree... But if you want to fuck well, you need to fuck often enough. It takes a couple of years to get good at it.

If you only make a short booking, and have time to fuck only once, masturbate a couple of hours before so you can last longer.

There are a few different supplements I take to increase hardness, decrease refractory period, increase coom load etc. But that's really advanced stuff. DM me later down the track once you've whored a couple of times, I can tell you about it.

Sugaring is slightly different from escorting. The financial transaction is more variable. You spend more time together usually. The foids are usually not full time / professional sex workers.
It's more advanced stuff. Stick with escorting or visiting a brothel for your first few times.
 
It's okay, imo they're somewhat overrated in the grand scheme of things. Sex is better.
 
It feels nice, although not as good as I expected before my first time.
Beforehand, I though that I would cum in 5 seconds as her lips touch my cock. But it actually takes a couple of minutes for me at least.
But it really depends on the girl who does it for you.
 
Blow jobs feel very nice - especially if the girl puts some effort in and knows what she is doing. Probably don't feel that great if you are circumcised or if you beat your meat with an iron grip. You should go for it dude. I'd be a 30-something virgin if I hadn't started fucking escorts and thank god I did. Had some great times. Have some very fond memories. I see my favourite hooker every few months and she is great.

I have only ever coomed in one girls mouth. There was this escort I used to see when I was working in Nottingham. She was this cute girl next door type - I'd say she was a 6. She was quite posh, went to a private school in the south of England and was studying at uni. I was mega horny the first time I saw her and coomed in her mouth and she sucked hard as I came. It was one of the best things I ever experienced. We had quite a good arrangement - she would do an all nighter with me for £400. Sadly she retired in January 2015 - she moved in with some friends.

As for some users saying you'll get the Herp - I have had blow jobs from more hookers than I can remember. I have been escortceling since 2009. The first girl I saw sucked me raw and only a handful of girls in that time have rubbered me up for that - because there isn't much point with a condom on and I'm fine - never had an outbreak. Never had a coldsore on my mouth either. In the last few years research has come more to the point of view that most of the population carry at least 1 of the herpes viruses somewhere on their body, it's just a minority of unlucky people who get outbreaks of the virus. In most people its dormant or they are asymptomatic carriers.
 
Blow jobs feel very nice - especially if the girl puts some effort in and knows what she is doing. Probably don't feel that great if you are circumcised or if you beat your meat with an iron grip. You should go for it dude. I'd be a 30-something virgin if I hadn't started fucking escorts and thank god I did. Had some great times. Have some very fond memories. I see my favourite hooker every few months and she is great.

I have only ever coomed in one girls mouth. There was this escort I used to see when I was working in Nottingham. She was this cute girl next door type - I'd say she was a 6. She was quite posh, went to a private school in the south of England and was studying at uni. I was mega horny the first time I saw her and coomed in her mouth and she sucked hard as I came. It was one of the best things I ever experienced. We had quite a good arrangement - she would do an all nighter with me for £400. Sadly she retired in January 2015 - she moved in with some friends.

As for some users saying you'll get the Herp - I have had blow jobs from more hookers than I can remember. I have been escortceling since 2009. The first girl I saw sucked me raw and only a handful of girls in that time have rubbered me up for that - because there isn't much point with a condom on and I'm fine - never had an outbreak. Never had a coldsore on my mouth either. In the last few years research has come more to the point of view that most of the population carry at least 1 of the herpes viruses somewhere on their body, it's just a minority of unlucky people who get outbreaks of the virus. In most people its dormant or they are asymptomatic carriers.
Thanks for the extremely detailed post man. I can tell you're a goodcel.
 
Blowjobs are kinda overrated It felt like someone biting my dick, or maybe she just didn't know how to give one.
 
I’m not an escortcel
 

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