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Serious Escortcels what do boobs feel like?

Like mochi ice cream without the powder.
 
Some feel good, like really good, some are shitty.
Also when u doing it there's a lot of bias, if Ur with a food and u really sexually charged with the particular foid then even if u not a boob man, u could go nuts for her boobs KWIM
 
Fakecel if you know how boobs feel like
 
Some feel good, like really good, some are shitty.
Also when u doing it there's a lot of bias, if Ur with a food and u really sexually charged with the particular foid then even if u not a boob man, u could go nuts for her boobs KWIM
No I don't know what u fucking mean.
 
"Firm, like a bag of sand." - My Tyrone friend

I'm assuming some are floppy as shit doe
 
"Firm, like a bag of sand." - My Tyrone friend

I'm assuming some are floppy as shit doe
Yeah my chadlite ethnic friend said most were either saggy, or so small u can feel bone.
His last GF had most perfect ones, which were more like bag of undercooked quinoa
 
"Firm, like a bag of sand." - My Tyrone friend

I'm assuming some are floppy as shit doe
How could a boob feel like a bag of sand? That doesn't make sense, since it's made up of fatty tissue. There's not going to be separate grains of hard, coarse material in there.
 
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How could a boob feel a bag of sand? That doesn't make sense, since it's made up of fatty tissue. There's not going to be separate grains of hard, coarse material in there.
You're right, I think he just meant the constituency as a whole
 
Warm, soft. Some sag slightly. Some are pert. Some are really smooth if they use good skincare products. Implants could affect the weight, feel.

I like touching them
 
Depends on the foid.

Sometimes you get "bee sting" tits with nipples so firm and pointy you could hang your coat on them. B-Cup boobs have got a fatty tissue (like the white underfat under uncooked pork skin).

Sometimes you get fake boobs made of silicone that feel like a squidgy jelly toy that retains its original shape.

I also recall hiring an escort whose face, hair and body were that of a call centre manageress, but her naturally big boobs were akin to Natasha Nice DD cup size.
They were a handful but difficult to describe the weight and texture. Not as heavy as water balloons.

Just hire some big titty BDSM Femininatrix from backpage to find out, since you won't be arrested for being a cuck.
 
i have a little pot belly. does it feel like belly fat?
 
It's very variable, tbh.

Unfortunately, very few hookers have really nice boobs. I don't mind though, as long as the rest of the body is nice.
 
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I never thought I was into fake boobs until I got a lapdance in Montreal where you're allowed to feel the whore's up and was very impressed with the squishiness.
 
Don’t know tbh. I’m not an escortcel.
 
nothing, just shave your chest hair and feel your chest. That's what it would feel like. Idk where this idea of boobs being something majestic came from but they're literally the same feeling as if you were touching your own chest.

FYI I fucked three fraudwhores with relatively good boob ratios, to realise that it was all for nothing. Tasting pussy was the most god awful thing ever as well.
 

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