Escortcels, how were you when you met up with an escort for the first time? How awkward were you?

[Clavicus Vile]

I can’t even imagine how fucking awkward and autistic sounding I would be. I’d probably be like “So could I touch your boobs? Am I good?”.

 

[Animecel2D]

never escortcelled in my life

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

@FuckNoNutNovember

 

[Cryotron]

i'm so high inhib that i will never escortmaxx in my life i think. Only lots of money may make me less shy

 

[underballer]

was scary, but got to raw dog, tit fuck, and jizz out for cheap

 

[TheCatMan]

Haven't seen an escort yet but hopefully soon.

 

[KillNiggers]

You have to be in a good area to escortmaxx. You can’t do shit where I live. It’s a bunch of 30+ plastic roasties. Not into that shit.

 

[GloriousFight]

I was very nervous but I tried to relax by taking a few shots before we began. Strangely enough the fact that the foid was so detached made it more comfortable. I approached it very mechanically, I flat out told her I was a virgin and that this was for practical experience. And she matched my energy, when I told her I wanted to do a certain position she would explain how to do it and the best ways to angle my body and dick

If she tried to pretend like she was into me I think I would have been too weirded out

 

[FuckHOA]

I can’t even imagine how fucking awkward and autistic sounding I would be. I’d probably be like “So could I touch your boobs? Am I good?”.

Not akward at all, you will feel too horny to be akward

 

[DioptricAtol]

Lost my virginity to a prostitute in SEA. She left after 15 minutes asking if she can go.

 

[Friezacel]

I have become way too high inhib to ever visit an escort

 

[SeetheBot9000]

She will put a condom on your dick and give you a half hearted blowjob, maybe no condom if you are lucky. If she hasn't put on a condom, she will do so and then you do piv sex until you buss, and then she takes off the condom and wipe you off and you will leave. Only awkward if you think about it too hard.

But yeah, it can be awkward when you are asking to do certain things. You shouldn't ask for touching boobs, that's standard, just go ahead. Any mouth stuff might put her off though. idk, haven't done it in a while but yeah most of my encounters were pretty awkward now I think about it. I actually think most people here would be better off getting a happy ending massage. Way more relaxing and in some ways more intimate, and the woman takes the lead. Also if all you get is a hand job you can still technically be a virgin maybe? I don't know if that is important to anyone.