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Discussion Escortcels How does it feel?

SalveMatteo

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But in serious terms

How does it feel?
Atleast I know from someone experience
Honestly it's ropefuel
 
I want to escortmax next year.
I need to pay off my debts first.
 
got rejected by noodle paytoilet
and found it too risky to even bother in jewish foolish land
 
I don't fuck escorts in their fish holes, only their mouth. When you suck on your finger it feels warm and comfortable. Now imagine that sensation x20 but on your meat. :feelsEhh: :feelsohh:
 
The STD I got from it felt horrible
 
For virgins, just do it and get it over with. Your mental health will improve.

It was fun the first few times, then it's whatever, then you hate yourself for wasting money.
 
I am aiming to become a wizard.
magic lol GIF by Vidme
 
doesn't count
escort(cel) Cel=Celibate, Celibate=no sex. Escorts give you sex. Escortcel is an oxymoron and all "escortcels" mog me for not being virgin
 
escort(cel) Cel=Celibate, Celibate=no sex. Escorts give you sex. Escortcel is an oxymoron and all "escortcels" mog me for not being virgin
:yes: :yes: :yes:
 
I don’t want to fuck a random chick, I just don’t want to be alone. Even a close male friend would be nice at this point.
 
Title

But in serious terms

How does it feel?
Atleast I know from someone experience
Honestly it's ropefuel
Good the first week
Then average, then just awful
Not worth it, the truth is that they hate you and hate you being inside them, and no not in the "she doesn't want it that's hot keep struggling" type
Also inevitably you'll find one who knows how to talk and lead a good conversation and you'll mistakenly feel like she likes you even if 99% of your body and mind tell you that she's lying, you'll still believe her and once that mask falls off you'll grab the rope
Just no, better jerk off with porn, you'll either end up dead or in prison, but you can pay a hooker for a 15min BJ every Friday but that's it, don't escortmaxx EVER
 
I got 2 STDS.
HPV warts (Not painful in itself, but I ended up cutting them out myself which was very painful).
I also got pubic louses, which was extremely itching especially at night.
:feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 

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