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Therapywasawaste

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Specifically for cumming fast. Should I jerk off the night before? Should I jerk off the same day?
 
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why would you want to not cum fast? you want to sexually please an escort?
 
Shouldn't you rather be worried about not cumming at all? :feelswhere:
 
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How much time are you paying for? Make sure they know you want 2 pops. That way you don’t have to worry if you bust fast the first time.

Pay for 1 and a half hours So you don’t have to rush.

Make sure they know about the 2 pops. I can’t stress this because some whores will try to rush you out the door after the 1st. Especially since your not chad and don’t have any drugs for them.
 
Shouldn't you rather worried about not cumming at all? :feelswhere:
When I jerk off, I just like the way it feels, I like cumming too but when I cum I can't jerk off anymore so I don't want to cum.
How much time are you paying for?
$200 why? I will try to haggle more.
Make sure they know you want 2 pops. That way you don’t have to worry if you bust fast the first time.

Pay for 1 and a half hours So you don’t have to rush.

Make sure they know about the 2 pops. I can’t stress this because some whores will try to rush you out the door after the 1st. Especially since your not chad and don’t have any drugs for them.
Okay. So should I bring drugs?
 
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Yeah I got some advice. On your way there, relive all reasons why you hate foids. Think of all the "tee hee" cockteases that have lied to you, gaslit you about how to be a good person, ignored you, rushed into the arms of chad in front of you, bragged about how they abuse their beta boyfriends, how they act entitled and stuck up, how they've ruined the workplace with feminism, how they misused metoo to filter out incels and non-chads ... etc etc

Basically fill yourself to the brim with rage and resentment towards women.

Chug a Monster Energy if you have to. (not going to recommend any other drugs or alcohol here, but you do you)

When you reach her place act as cool and normie as possible. At first, pretend to be a total normie neurotypical betafag. Smile, be nice, make "small talk", tell her you're feeling shy. Take care of the business transaction.

Then once things get going and when you finally enter the escort pussy, get on top of her missionary and place your full bodyweight on her, treat her like a flesh mattress. Thrust HARD inside her with every intention to HURT her! Be extra rough and grip her hard! Dig your nails into her ass flesh, bite her titssss!!! :lul:

(side note: I did this exact thing to a prostitute in Curacao once, ... she was clearly shocked at my sudden aggression and exclaimed "O dios!" ... and I simply laughed sadistically and shouted "O DIABLO!" Hahahaha the sheer look of fear on her face! My goodness, the pure rush of power and testosterone I felt! I felt like the pure Devil Incarnate in that moment taking this living flesh doll to hell! Best part was she was a little 5 foot little petite thing, skinny, small tits, slender legs .... hahaha, the thrill I got from placing my full body weight on her soft petite frame as I thrusted deep into her tiny pussy ... hahaha come to think of it I think I was a little too rough on the poor tart that day lol)

Anyway, tldr, fuck her hard, get yo moneys worth boy!
 
Yeah I got some advice. On your way there, relive all reasons why you hate foids. Think of all the "tee hee" cockteases that have lied to you, gaslit you about how to be a good person, ignored you, rushed into the arms of chad in front of you, bragged about how they abuse their beta boyfriends, how they act entitled and stuck up, how they've ruined the workplace with feminism, how they misused metoo to filter out incels and non-chads ... etc etc

Basically fill yourself to the brim with rage and resentment towards women.

Chug a Monster Energy if you have to. (not going to recommend any other drugs or alcohol here, but you do you)

When you reach her place act as cool and normie as possible. At first, pretend to be a total normie neurotypical betafag. Smile, be nice, make "small talk", tell her you're feeling shy. Take care of the business transaction.

Then once things get going and when you finally enter the escort pussy, get on top of her missionary and place your full bodyweight on her, treat her like a flesh mattress. Thrust HARD inside her with every intention to HURT her! Be extra rough and grip her hard! Dig your nails into her ass flesh, bite her titssss!!! :lul:

(side note: I did this exact thing to a prostitute in Curacao once, ... she was clearly shocked at my sudden aggression and exclaimed "O dios!" ... and I simply laughed sadistically and shouted "O DIABLO!" Hahahaha the sheer look of fear on her face! My goodness, the pure rush of power and testosterone I felt! I felt like the pure Devil Incarnate in that moment taking this living flesh doll to hell! Best part was she was a little 5 foot little petite thing, skinny, small tits, slender legs .... hahaha, the thrill I got from placing my full body weight on her soft petite frame as I thrusted deep into her tiny pussy ... hahaha come to think of it I think I was a little too rough on the poor tart that day lol)

Anyway, tldr, fuck her hard, get yo moneys worth boy!
Mogs me to death
 
You can take pills like dapoxetine that will delay you cumming, but whenever I used such pills I couldn't cum at all anymore.
Just save your load and cum fast. The prostitutes don't care that you cum fast, on the contrary, the faster the better for them.
 

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