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Is escortcelling actually a decent cope?

Do they care if you're ethnic and 5'5"?

I make 70K a year and can afford high-end copes. Before I rope, I might as well try it out and see if it changes anything.
 
I'm not a escortcel
 
1) yeah, it's great if you have the money. So make sure you DO actually have money because you'll become dependent on them since you'll have no other source of affection, at least that's what happened to me.

2) A lot of them do. The one I went to the last time complained about the "blacks and Pakis" who kept wanting to see her.
It's commonly accepted that most escorts will not fuck black men, not sure about other ethnicities.
 
I'm not a escortcel
I came reading this. I just want you to know that my dick ejaculated with each syllable of what you wrote. Do you know what it feels like to ejaculate? It feels very good. You made me feel that way. I just want you to know that. I came.
1) yeah, it's great if you have the money. So make sure you DO actually have money because you'll become dependent on them since you'll have no other source of affection, at least that's what happened to me.

2) A lot of them do. The one I went to the last time complained about the "blacks and Pakis" who kept wanting to see her.
It's commonly accepted that most escorts will not fuck black men, not sure about other ethnicities.
"Black" men as anywhere from Giga-Tyrones to Pajeets, or just Pajeets?
 
I have escortcelled on and off for years. I couldn't enjoy it due to my tiny dick and subsequently wasted thousands. But if your dick is at least adequate penetration size (which most people on here won't have to worry about) then it's a way that incels can experience sex.
 
I came reading this. I just want you to know that my dick ejaculated with each syllable of what you wrote. Do you know what it feels like to ejaculate? It feels very good. You made me feel that way. I just want you to know that. I came.
:what:
 
I have escortcelled on and off for years. I couldn't enjoy it due to my tiny dick and subsequently wasted thousands. But if your dick is at least adequate penetration size (which most people on here won't have to worry about) then it's a way that incels can experience sex.

Gigatyrones probably won't be going to escorts for sex, and idk about Pajeets, depends on their reputation. The one I went to complained about them. Many won't fuck black men though.
I came reading this. I just want you to know that my dick ejaculated with each syllable of what you wrote. Do you know what it feels like to ejaculate? It feels very good. You made me feel that way. I just want you to know that. I came.

"Black" men as anywhere from Giga-Tyrones to Pajeets, or just Pajeets?
 
The only 3 people who said happy birthday to me was my mom, my best friend and a hooker.
 
I won't pay money just for a crumb of roast beef cunt and starfish sex. Escortceling is cucked as fuck
 
Is escortcelling actually a decent cope?

Do they care if you're ethnic and 5'5"?

I make 70K a year and can afford high-end copes. Before I rope, I might as well try it out and see if it changes anything.

1. Yes. If you have the money for it. Get a provider who at least does BBBJ. As for BB that'll be very hard to cum by as there's no widespread distribution for PREP.

2. Height is bugger all. Make sure you get your dick as hard and long as you can get it. Several viagra pills should do the trick.

3. Some escorts refuse to see certain ethnicities ALL because of the negative rap those ethnicities view of escorts in their culture.
I have escortcelled on and off for years. I couldn't enjoy it due to my tiny dick and subsequently wasted thousands. But if your dick is at least adequate penetration size (which most people on here won't have to worry about) then it's a way that incels can experience sex.

This.
 
Is escortcelling actually a decent cope?

Do they care if you're ethnic and 5'5"?

I make 70K a year and can afford high-end copes. Before I rope, I might as well try it out and see if it changes anything.

One point I must add, although a red-herring, is that you will not find an attractive escort anywhere, they do not exist outside Hollywood movies. Most whores are very distasteful looking and the "high-end" ones are average or slightly above. This idea that with enough money you can hire the girl of your dreams is a meme. Keep in mind attractive women spend their lives being coated with validation. They only want money to increase their social status and boost their own egos. Only desperate or mentally damaged women would ever consider prostitution, just LOL if you think anyone other than former Meth-head raised by a Crack-addict would ever consider a life in prostitution. It's a profession that only selects from the lowest of the low, and attractive women by existing can easily ascend such a fate.

I am aware that at this point its more about getting sex than anything else so some may discard my post altogether , nonetheless if you think you'll feel pathetic paying the Stacyscort in the ad $700, just imagine how you'll feel when you realize her ad was angle-maxxed, her face wasn't showing, and she's actually a semi-chubby 4/10 caked in make-up.
 
1) yeah, it's great if you have the money. So make sure you DO actually have money because you'll become dependent on them since you'll have no other source of affection, at least that's what happened to me.

2) A lot of them do. The one I went to the last time complained about the "blacks and Pakis" who kept wanting to see her.
It's commonly accepted that most escorts will not fuck black men, not sure about other ethnicities.
brutal jbw pill. motherfuckers here say white has the worst. being currycell is fucking worst, not even escorts will fuck.
 
yes, if you can afford it, it is the best cope there is. getting a real gf costs time and money too, and no foid will love you anyways as a sub-8 male. it's the closest you can realistically get to ascension.
 
I'd like to add something that i think is really important: escorts are THE ONLY CATEGORY OF WOMEN that, while you deal with them as an incel, it's USEFUL to be "nice" and also as much clean and shaven as possible.

While it's true we are ugly and they, of course, do not get horny from us, if you do an effort to be as much pleasant as possible as a customer they usually gives you a better service.

Clean and polite, just with escorts.
 
I have escortcelled on and off for years. I couldn't enjoy it due to my tiny dick and subsequently wasted thousands. But if your dick is at least adequate penetration size (which most people on here won't have to worry about) then it's a way that incels can experience sex.
mountain everest iq
 
I have escortcelled on and off for years. I couldn't enjoy it due to my tiny dick and subsequently wasted thousands. But if your dick is at least adequate penetration size (which most people on here won't have to worry about) then it's a way that incels can experience sex.
mountain everest iq
 
Go to a country where it's legal if you're a newbie. So much better services and prices.

You can find a prostitute willing to serve any man regardless of his ugliness. Everything has a price and prostitutes fuck so many ugly men on a regular basis they usually don't mind.
 
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Escortcelling turns into an addiction extremley quickly and is even more financially destructive than drugs. Not to mention it's only a slight level above simping as you're allowing women to live luxury lifestyles by just spreading their legs.
 
Escortcelling turns into an addiction extremley quickly and is even more financially destructive than drugs. Not to mention it's only a slight level above simping as you're allowing women to live luxury lifestyles by just spreading their legs.

If I make it a bi-weekly habit it only comes up to max $600 a month, an hour each, which is not bad.

And whether we want to or not, the state already provides a decent lifestyle for most women due to subsidizing single mothers, birth control and a whole host of other life expenses. We are cucked whether we want to or not. Might as well benefit from it.
 
I rather invest in a sexdoll with programmable voice and positions tbh
 
@OverBeforeItBegan @GeneticJoke @MaxZM98 @MENSA_IQcel @LittleBoy Did you ever talk with the whores about what dick size the whores prefer?
 
@OverBeforeItBegan @GeneticJoke @MaxZM98 @MENSA_IQcel @LittleBoy Did you ever talk with the whores about what dick size the whores prefer?

No, but one wasn't impressed by my dick.

Mine is exactly 5.5 (used to be bigger but I fucked it from fapping) and whenever we did something with her on top, it would slip out sometimes and she quickly asked to change the position to doggy.
She had a big ass though.

I went to a smaller girl and it worked fine.
 
No, but one wasn't impressed by my dick.

Mine is exactly 5.5 (used to be bigger but I fucked it from fapping) and whenever we did something with her on top, it would slip out sometimes and she quickly asked to change the position to doggy.
She had a big ass though.

I went to a smaller girl and it worked fine.
i have read few years ago on a whore site about how the whore prefers a thick dick.....:feelsbadman:
 
i have read few years ago on a whore site about how the whore prefers a thick dick.....:feelsbadman:

Probably depends on how many dicks she fucks. It would probably hurt after a few so a lot probably don't even want to feel it.
Mine is average at best yet she still had to lube it up like 2 or 3 times through the hour.

Only really shitty ones will insult you for your dick size. They want you to come back so they'll do their best to make you feel good. Only go for ones with good reviews.
 
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I love that our daily escortcel threads literally have the same posts complete with Yerberito posting that he's never been to one. :feelskek:

Escorting is a decent cope, but unless you're a millionaire (and you could just golddigger max at that point) it's just not sustainable unless you live in one of those ultra cheap countries.
 
@OverBeforeItBegan @GeneticJoke @MaxZM98 @MENSA_IQcel @LittleBoy Did you ever talk with the whores about what dick size the whores prefer?

No, a few of them just said my dick was big and told complete lies lol. One that I saw when I was 20 said it to me being sarcastic, evil bitch.

One of the escorts I saw regularly praised one of her clients' dicks in online feedback on Adultwork.com saying he had "an amazing tool", and he described her as "very responsive" (obviously meant moaning etc). With me she was always silent during intercourse. Seeing these comments crushed my very soul.
 
@OverBeforeItBegan @GeneticJoke @MaxZM98 @MENSA_IQcel @LittleBoy Did you ever talk with the whores about what dick size the whores prefer?
no..but some asians cant handle big dicks
 
One point I must add, although a red-herring, is that you will not find an attractive escort anywhere, they do not exist outside Hollywood movies. Most whores are very distasteful looking and the "high-end" ones are average or slightly above. This idea that with enough money you can hire the girl of your dreams is a meme. Keep in mind attractive women spend their lives being coated with validation. They only want money to increase their social status and boost their own egos. Only desperate or mentally damaged women would ever consider prostitution, just LOL if you think anyone other than former Meth-head raised by a Crack-addict would ever consider a life in prostitution. It's a profession that only selects from the lowest of the low, and attractive women by existing can easily ascend such a fate.

I am aware that at this point its more about getting sex than anything else so some may discard my post altogether , nonetheless if you think you'll feel pathetic paying the Stacyscort in the ad $700, just imagine how you'll feel when you realize her ad was angle-maxxed, her face wasn't showing, and she's actually a semi-chubby 4/10 caked in make-up.
I actually found a girl on MeetMe who's hot, 18, and charging $25 for a bj and $120 for sex.
 
@OverBeforeItBegan @GeneticJoke @MaxZM98 @MENSA_IQcel @LittleBoy Did you ever talk with the whores about what dick size the whores prefer?

No. Irrelevant. They're service providers at the end of the day.
 
I actually found a girl on MeetMe who's hot, 18, and charging $25 for a bj and $120 for sex.

How do you know it's not a fake ad? 50% of those are.
@OverBeforeItBegan @GeneticJoke @MaxZM98 @MENSA_IQcel @LittleBoy Did you ever talk with the whores about what dick size the whores prefer?

I never escortcelled. I considered doing it in places where it was legal and heard from a very reliable and blackpilled friend.
 
How do you know it's not a fake ad? 50% of those are.

I actually video chatted with her and she's real. This what she looks like. (NSFW)

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One point I must add, although a red-herring, is that you will not find an attractive escort anywhere, they do not exist outside Hollywood movies. Most whores are very distasteful looking and the "high-end" ones are average or slightly above. This idea that with enough money you can hire the girl of your dreams is a meme. Keep in mind attractive women spend their lives being coated with validation. They only want money to increase their social status and boost their own egos. Only desperate or mentally damaged women would ever consider prostitution, just LOL if you think anyone other than former Meth-head raised by a Crack-addict would ever consider a life in prostitution. It's a profession that only selects from the lowest of the low, and attractive women by existing can easily ascend such a fate.

I am aware that at this point its more about getting sex than anything else so some may discard my post altogether , nonetheless if you think you'll feel pathetic paying the Stacyscort in the ad $700, just imagine how you'll feel when you realize her ad was angle-maxxed, her face wasn't showing, and she's actually a semi-chubby 4/10 caked in make-up.

not sure where you live, but it's actually pretty easy to find attractive prostitutes in the States https://privatedelights.ch
 
I'd like to add something that i think is really important: escorts are THE ONLY CATEGORY OF WOMEN that, while you deal with them as an incel, it's USEFUL to be "nice" and also as much clean and shaven as possible.

While it's true we are ugly and they, of course, do not get horny from us, if you do an effort to be as much pleasant as possible as a customer they usually gives you a better service.

Clean and polite, just with escorts.
 
I rather invest in a sexdoll with programmable voice and positions tbh
The way sex dolls look now is just meh. Hit me up when they start looking like this:

Capture


Source: Fella Hame Lips
 

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