That noodle is so fucking plastic
Haha he's very ugly, and he's obviously not "living the life" he's just a coping faggot.
think you're confusing ewhoring with escortcelling lol
Ugly white guys could betabux a noodle
giga volcel if u wouldnt
There was once a time when we would all be given virgin jbs in marriage who were to be submissive to all our desires
It's risky indeed to get call girls like that. It's better to go to a brothel with a good selection personally and negotiate with the girl directly, after having seen her.
Also, I've never ever seen a prostitute that good-looking anywhere in the world.
Also, I've never ever seen a prostitute that good-looking anywhere in the world.
This, lol.
If I saw an escort on an ad that promised to be 5'9 and 110 pounds, and the actual foid was 4 inches shorter and 70 pounds heavier, I'd just leave without handing her my cash.
Except 99% of guys dont leave, they beta out and get too scared to leave, or are just that horny that they give in and just go along with it. This is basically all prostitution that any normie would have access to you. You aren't getting top quality escorts unless you're a saudi oil mogul or dan bilzerian type
You don't even need to be "that" rich, you can get gigaStacy starting from £300 per hour.
HAHAHAHAHAHA no
Then it's their fault, isn't it?
If I showed up to a Michelin-starred fine dining restaurant, ordered foie gras and caviar, and got served plasticky semi-thawed chicken nuggets, I would just get up and leave.
Have you tried before?
What kind of cope is shit? I legit fuck a Stacy prostitute every now and then. Granted, they aren't cheap, more like $700 and $800 for a four hour session. I'd advise every incel here to order a GFE from a Stacy foid on a overnight boooking. Specifically request cuddling, kissing and small talk. Shit is life changing. Spend $1.5k on a 20 year old 10/10 fitness model whore I frequent a lot and it was better than years of therapy. Busted four nuts in her while wearing a condom (forget about condomless sex). Its why I am a strong proponent for escortceling.
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This nigga paid $1500 to not even cum inside her.
Meanwhile Chad paid $0 and came in every single hole on her body
Post pics of this “10:10”
I bet she ain’t even a 7/10
I'm not Chad. Nor are you. Stop deluding yourself and understand our situation. I got to fuck a literal model while most normies jack off to porn or date obese landwhales, and other men with my SMV rot away and kill themselves.
Chill, dude. Escortcelling isn't for everyone, but let's be clear -- a real live foid beats a crusty, unwashed towel. If this nigga has $1,500 to spare, so be it. Don't interfere with the way other people spend their money, you sound like a nosy, middle-aged Karen.
To add to this. $1.5k is what some cucks pay to ugly fake e-whores for custom ASMR vids.
Don’t know why i stared at that plastic infested cunt for atleast a minute, still hot
I'm a proponent of shorter meets (1-2 hours) instead of overnight bookings because you get far more value for money. But to each their own.
For any incel who's reading his advice and considering visiting an escort, I strongly suggest you make a one-hour booking with an escort before making a second overnight booking, so you don't waste too much money if her services turn out to be subpar.
I also don't think escortcelling is for everyone. Some incels are too high-inhib, reserved, and socially anxious for any meet with an escort to go smoothly. I think every incel reading this should try it at least once, though, and see where it goes.
First visit I did was four hours. Why? Because it was only $550 (cheaper to buy in bulk), got to nut twice and made small talk + cuddling, which is worth much more than most people realise. Always specify GFE. And make sure you specify that you are a virgin so she knows. And decide incall vs outcall and pros and cons of each.
When you go, legit hygeniemaxx. Reason being is that the sex is more bearable if you and her don't smell like shit. And clean your mouth and dick too. I've heard of whores legit refusing service due to bad hygiene. Work out payment with her. Put $300 up front, I spent 10 minutes in the shower when I got there and then got to watch her shower up. Fucked, watched a movie and cuddled, fucked again in the shower with her, and left $250 on the counter. $550 every three months is doable for me.
And no, I don't have pics because they were on a burner phone, and you shouldn't keep any because if you get caught by cops, that's evidence. Be very cautious when you do this shit.
Yes indeed good times.There was once a time when we would all be given virgin jbs in marriage who were to be submissive to all our desires
Does condom sex even feel good bro?
Better than masturbation. That dream thread hit me in the feels because some of you guys don't even know what the inside of a pussy feels like, so even in your dreams you are incel.
Some whores bring condoms, others let you use your own after you let them inspect it. Don't cheap out on condoms. Buy the good stuff, do your research. Hygene is very important when dealing with any modern foid that's not a virgin. Assume she's had trains ran on her since she was in middle school and has some real bad STDs.
This is so accurate most of you have no clue
The catfishing is spot-on and they get away with it because men are so thirsty anyway. It's as bad as dating apps
I have the money just I rather spend that money on other copes tbh
Catfishing is a problem, but can be mitigated by researching the whore on the some of the escort forums. Most are older than they say.
If you find yourself catfished, walk away. If they get violent or threaten you, defend yourself, and tell them to fuck off. I legit had a bitch who looked much older than her pics, and she was begging me to stay because she needed money to feed her kids. Left $1, a McDonalds coupon, and some loose change on the table and told her to go to McDonalds with that shit.
I've had situations where I was catfished but went through with it anyway because the escort was still attractive enough for me and wasn't rude.
I've never paid top-dollar for whores (besides my very first time where I fell for a scam out of desperation to lose my v-card) so I've never had extremely high standards even for P4P. It wasn't until FOSTA hit that they all started getting stuck-up infuriating attitudes that turned me off escortcelling for good.
The cope always sounds like this "meanwhile Chad is fucking prime JB pusee while you have to pay, you inkel loser"
This is cucktears-level logic, blupill powder IQ tier.
If I were a Chad, I would fuck prime JB pussies. If I were an unicorn I would fly high in the sky. But since I am an incel, and I understand that I have no chances to fuck a Stacylite without paying her, but I still want to fuck her so badly, I think the only option left for me is escortmaxing. It's so hard to understand it? I mean, yes, probably since you are a cucktears member it's hard for you to understand a normal argument.
This is cucktears-level logic, blupill powder IQ tier.
If I were a Chad, I would fuck prime JB pussies. If I were an unicorn I would fly high in the sky. But since I am an incel, and I understand that I have no chances to fuck a Stacylite without paying her, but I still want to fuck her so badly, I think the only option left for me is escortmaxing. It's so hard to understand it? I mean, yes, probably since you are a cucktears member it's hard for you to understand a normal argument.
You can buy JBs too, if you know where to look and have money. Chad pays in his looks, you pay in cash. What Chad does means nothing to me, because he's on another level. For the purposes of prostitution, there is no difference between a JB and an 18-19 year old. Just the jail time (and subsequent treatment you'll get in prison) if you are caught.
If you really want a virgin JB in 2019 so bad, you'll need to commit some major felonies. Its not worth bothering with it. Its an unrealistic goal for everyone 20+ year old here.
Incalls are the best, IMO, although I'll stick to shorter meets because I'd rather touch a real foid every two weeks instead of every three months. It's important for everyone to set up a budget and stick to it, though. Financial management 101: it's better to be an incel than a broke incel.
Hygienemaxxing is pretty good advice -- you'll definitely get better service if you don't smell like shit. If you can't afford mouthwash you can't afford an escort. Actually, life hack: rub this underneath your armpits.
Luckily now I spend most of my time in countries where prostitution is legal, I have no fucking idea why Americucks waste tax dollars just to stop people from getting laid. I'm glad I don't live in the U.S. anymore.
Exactly.
This is common sense.
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