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Escortceling : DONT DO IT

Thanks for the story OP, it was very informative.
I used to think about something like this before, I thought about renting a girl for doing normie relationship stuff and for cuddles.
But what you're describing are my exact worries. Renting a gf for a night might be so good that I couldn't live without it anymore.
I can't risk that.
I can also confirm the random dick sucking and massaging. It seems that this is common in normie relationships, at least that's what I heard and you're confirming it.
It's so fucked up that normies get that every day, they literally live on another level.
 
OP is right. Escortceling will make your existence even more miserable.
 
well i did it today
 
I recently started escortceling.

However i took a different approach to it.
I didn't approach any escorts, or any women.
I made them approach me.

I posted on markt.de , which is similar to Craigslist but with an legal and open way to post adverts with erotic intent.

Basically I offered 1,000€ for a girlfriend experience in a hotel room. It was 17 hours , from 6pm to 11am.

I was instantly bombarded with hundreds of interested women , most of them not being professional escorts , but just broke college students. They all sent me pictures .

I ended up going for a 20 year old college student with Bosnian roots. 10/10 body and 7/10 face.

I met up with her a week later in a hotel room.
She looked different from her pictures, but to my surprise MUCH better.

She gave me the experience of my life. I felt like a king for 17 hours. We were cuddling , kissing and watching movies , and from time to time she sucked my dick ... Came right in her mouth. I fucked her too but that wasnt as much fun.
After sexual activity she didn't hesitate to massage my back and pat my head. She did this without having to ask her. As if she could read my mind.

But the best part is how she was treating me like I wasn't the fat ugly guy that never In his life had even as much as a kiss , wasn't hugged in 8 years , and obviously never had sex.
I told her this was my first time doing this kind of stuff and she didn't believe me. In a foids world not having had sex at 23 is just impossible.

After it was over I got back home , and after a couple of hours reality set the fuck back in.

I joined my brad/chad friends on our TeamSpeak server and realized that this is the norm for them every day.

They get home after a long day of work and have a gf at home waiting for them to come back. They don't have to pay. She'll have food prepared and will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her.

I get home after work and I have nothing. Nothing to live for. No one is going to pat my head , no one is going to hug me. This is reality.

I felt like utter shit. There have been times in my life where I was close to roping , but not even remotely close as on this day. I thought about just getting into my car and hitting a tree at Vmax... It's so easy...

Please don't fucking do it. Do NOT ESCORTCEL. It was a nice experience, I must admit. , But when reality sets in it might just give you that last push that you need to rope.
Good story, however...
The main issue is not that she was not genuinely attract to you, but that you don't have enough money to pay for many sexual services of this kind. Prostitution is not a definite solution for incel problems, but it may be a sort of painkiller.
 
I cant,
Cause in burgerland apart from Nevada, Escortcelling is illegal and so the ads online are usually cops posing or Scams,
And lika cuck-a-doo I got scammed, better than coppies tho.
 
Massive brag thread
 
1000 EUR for 17 hours !!! Hourly, it is dirt cheap, by European standards
im still gonna offer her less next time

probably 600-800 for the same time.

she doesnt have many "clients" and said she made many bad experiences on first dates.

she knows i'm nice to her and that i don't have any bad intentions so she'll probably take 600 just fine.

and if not , so be it. i'm not in love with her or anything, i have 20 other 10/10s on retainer , all of them are in the same situation as her. she knows this.
Massive brag thread
i can see how the first part describing my experience might sound like a brag, but trust me , when reality set in again theres nothing to brag about. i felt like utter shit.
 
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They get home after a long day of work and have a gf at home waiting for them to come back. They don't have to pay. She'll have food prepared and will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her.
You see only one side of the coin. You don't see the fights (foids are initiating 99% of them), the drama, the hysterics, the divorce-rape, the kids that are not yours, her mother, and all the other stuff that you will never see with a GFE escort.
 
You see only one side of the coin. You don't see the fights (foids are initiating 99% of them), the drama, the hysterics, the divorce-rape, the kids that are not yours, her mother, and all the other stuff that you will never see with a GFE escort.
you are right, i didnt think about that.
 

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