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LDAR Escortcel trait: You rate random foids in public and think how much you would pay her for sex

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Sometimes I'll see a cute barista and think, "She looks like she could charge £250/hr if she got into that business, maybe even 300 if she got her teeth professionally whitened and some small lip fillers".

Or any waitress, or a cashier, or just some random femoid I pass by on the street. Sometimes you see a Becky and you think, "Not 300, but I'd probably still fuck someone who looks like her for 150."

@BlkPillPres thoughts?
 
why do you persist in making these threads if you know no one likes them?
 
why do you persist in making these threads if you know no one likes them?
I'm not bragging though, every heterosexual dude on the planet mentally rates every femoid they walk past, it's just that escortcels attach a monetary value to the rating.
 
I'm not bragging though, every heterosexual dude on the planet mentally rates every femoid they walk past, it's just that escortcels attach a monetary value to the rating.

I'm getting attacked on other threads because you keep bragging about escorts.
 
@ADepressedVirgin
 
I'm getting attacked on other threads because you keep bragging about escorts.
Internal conflict is an integral part of our community's formation. If it isn't about escorts it's going to be about something else, like wealth, or race, or height or anime.
 
Not for me at all.
 
I'm not bragging though, every heterosexual dude on the planet mentally rates every femoid they walk past, it's just that escortcels attach a monetary value to the rating.

I don't, mostly because it's rare that I see a woman I would have sex with.
 
Conflict is an integral part of community formation. If it isn't about escorts it's going to be about something else, like wealth, or race, or height or anime.

But do you understand how all of this current anti-escort sentiment was incited singlehandedly by you?
When people complain about "bragging" about escorts, they're talking about you specifically.
Users have quit the forum because of this and the poll was directly a response to your threads.

You can't understand why talking about which blowjob techniques you prefer and fucking stacy-tier escorts might be annoying to others?
 
I rate foids in my mind sometimes but i dont imagine paying them for sex
I don't, mostly because it's rare that I see a woman I would have sex with.
Im the complete opposite. I see foids all day while im at work who i would fuck. As long as they aren’t related to me or 90 years old im not too picky. Of course that doesnt matter because im subhuman
 
Im the complete opposite. I see foids all day while im at work who i would fuck. As long as they aren’t related to me or 90 years old im not too picky. Of course that doesnt matter because im subhuman

Where do you work?
 
Where do you work?
A grocery store. We get a huge variety of customers because of the location. There’s an upper class neighborhood just down the road, so i often see stacies driving their dad’s Lamborghini. Theres also tons of hoodrats who come to the store because its right on a city bus line
 
I don't leave my house therefore I can't relate.
 
But do you understand how all of this current anti-escort sentiment was incited singlehandedly by you?
When people complain about "bragging" about escorts, they're talking about you specifically.
Users have quit the forum because of this and the poll was directly a response to your threads.

You can't understand why talking about which blowjob techniques you prefer and fucking stacy-tier escorts might be annoying to others?
He obviously doesn't care. He's being added to my ignore list.
 
Sometimes I'll see a cute barista and think, "She looks like she could charge £250/hr if she got into that business, maybe even 300 if she got her teeth professionally whitened and some small lip fillers".

Or any waitress, or a cashier, or just some random femoid I pass by on the street. Sometimes you see a Becky and you think, "Not 300, but I'd probably still fuck someone who looks like her for 150."

@BlkPillPres thoughts?

Nah I just think about how hard it would be to rape them and get away with it :feelskek:

I haven't fucked and paid enough whores to be able to gauged prices like that
 
A grocery store. We get a huge variety of customers because of the location. There’s an upper class neighborhood just down the road, so i often see stacies driving their dad’s Lamborghini. Theres also tons of hoodrats who come to the store because its right on a city bus line
I rate foids in my mind sometimes but i dont imagine paying them for sex

Im the complete opposite. I see foids all day while im at work who i would fuck. As long as they aren’t related to me or 90 years old im not too picky. Of course that doesnt matter because im subhuman

As long as they're skinny and white/noodle and under 30 they're almost automatically Becky tier at least
 
I don't, mostly because it's rare that I see a woman I would have sex with.

JFL no wonder you are a 47 year old virgin, your standards must be off the charts if its RARE, no wonder you won't pay for sex, this is ridiculous, you are the definition of volcel but you spend your time complaining as if some magical force is keeping you from getting laid
 
yikeroonies! Women are not just slots you can put coins in, inkel
 
JFL no wonder you are a 47 year old virgin, your standards must be off the charts if its RARE, no wonder you won't pay for sex, this is ridiculous, you are the definition of volcel but you spend your time complaining as if some magical force is keeping you from getting laid

I really want to see a picture of a foid that he is willing to fuck. I wonder what his standards look like.
 
JFL no wonder you are a 47 year old virgin, your standards must be off the charts if its RARE, no wonder you won't pay for sex, this is ridiculous, you are the definition of volcel but you spend your time complaining as if some magical force is keeping you from getting laid

I only complain about what I'm having trouble changing. I don't complain about the lack of sex itself. I complain that I can't get what I actually want.

Also, I'd be volcel if any of these women wanted to have sex with me, but they don't. Inceldom means women don't like me, my feelings don't factor in.
 
As long as they're skinny and white/noodle and under 30 they're almost automatically Becky tier at least
I agree. Im not too concerned with the weight of foids. I have approached fat foids and have been turned down each time. Even black foids have rejected me
 
Sometimes I'll see a cute barista and think, "She looks like she could charge £250/hr if she got into that business, maybe even 300 if she got her teeth professionally whitened and some small lip fillers".

Or any waitress, or a cashier, or just some random femoid I pass by on the street. Sometimes you see a Becky and you think, "Not 300, but I'd probably still fuck someone who looks like her for 150."

@BlkPillPres thoughts?
I do the reverse and see how uglier, hambeast foids wants to charge stacey tier numbers.
 
Isn't that the same thing?

No, I don't want sex for the sake of sex. I want wholeness. I want fulfillment. I want particular life experiences to make up for the youth I missed out on. Plain old sex, no matter who it's with, won't do that.
 
I rate foids out in public sometimes, but I never thought about how much she would charge. But I'm not an escortcel anyways so I wouldn't know
 
No, I don't want sex for the sake of sex. I want wholeness. I want fulfillment. I want particular life experiences to make up for the youth I missed out on. Plain old sex, no matter who it's with, won't do that.
To be honest I think it's somewhat respectable that you've managed to hold out for this long, because I couldn't even wait for one month after my 18th birthday.

If, magically, some college Stacy half your age appears and approaches you at a bar -- what happens? How do you envision that romantic or sexual experience unfolding? Do you really think it would be fulfilling and wholesome? Or might it be awkward and uncomfortable? Because even though you're old enough to be her dad, she's probably significantly more experienced than you are in a bedroom, putting her in a more dominant role, which sounds almost paradoxical.
 
To be honest I think it's somewhat respectable that you've managed to hold out for this long, because I couldn't even wait for one month after my 18th birthday.

If, magically, some college Stacy half your age appears and approaches you at a bar -- what happens? How do you envision that romantic or sexual experience unfolding? Do you really think it would be fulfilling and wholesome? Or might it be awkward and uncomfortable? Because even though you're old enough to be her dad, she's probably significantly more experienced than you are in a bedroom, putting her in a more dominant role, which sounds almost paradoxical.

I didn't wait after my 18th birthday either, it's just my efforts didn't pan out through college, or shortly after college. It's only recently, now that I'm old, that I've become so needy about sex.
 
To be honest I think it's somewhat respectable that you've managed to hold out for this long, because I couldn't even wait for one month after my 18th birthday.

Except he wasn't holding out for a valid reason, its literally just him having high standards

If, magically, some college Stacy half your age appears and approaches you at a bar -- what happens? How do you envision that romantic or sexual experience unfolding? Do you really think it would be fulfilling and wholesome? Or might it be awkward and uncomfortable? Because even though you're old enough to be her dad, she's probably significantly more experienced than you are in a bedroom, putting her in a more dominant role, which sounds almost paradoxical.

He would reject her for "coming on too strong" and ruining his perfect fantasy - "Oh woe is me, why can't I get laid"

I seriously believe if a Stacy threw herself at him he would reject her because it ruins his fantasy of "how its supposed to go", he's supposed to somehow woo her despite having no experience, being unattractive, and being near his 50's

If she's drunk he'd probably reject that too, the guy is an idiot, I still believe he's just a larp, have you seen this guys reddit posts?, he makes normies seem logical
 
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Escortcel trait: being a fakecel
 
I would love it so much if every woman would prostitute herself and I can just pay the woman I really like IRL for sex.

I mean in an abstract sense nearly all woman do, but you can't just approach any woman and ask them for sex for money lol
 
Never done this
 
I would love it so much if every woman would prostitute herself and I can just pay the woman I really like IRL for sex.

I mean in an abstract sense nearly all woman do, but you can't just approach any woman and ask them for sex for money lol

Exactly, its still prostitution, its just the "exclusive gentleman's club" type
 
I didn't wait after my 18th birthday either, it's just my efforts didn't pan out through college, or shortly after college. It's only recently, now that I'm old, that I've become so needy about sex.
Answer the second question if you don't mind.

He would reject her for "coming on too strong" and ruining his perfect fantasy - "Oh woe is me, why can't I get laid"

I seriously believe if a Stacy threw herself at him he would reject her because it ruins his fantasy of "how its supposed to go", he's supposed to somehow woo her despite having no experience, being unattractive, and being near his 50's

If she's drunk he'd probably reject that too, the guy is an idiot, I still believe he's just a larp, have you seen this guys reddit posts?, he makes normies seem logical

Lol. Give the guy the benefit of the doubt here.

Part of me can't believe there's someone here old enough to be my dad. The year 1973 feels almost prehistoric. Nixon was POTUS. Watergate. Mao was still running China. Egyptian forces were crossing the Suez Canal in preparation for a ground invasion of Israel.
 
Answer the second question if you don't mind.

I don't want sex for the sake of sex. I would tell her I have erectile dysfunction.
 
Can't relate.
 
I don't want sex for the sake of sex. I would tell her I have erectile dysfunction.

Then what do you want? What exactly is the experience you desire? It sounds like want you really want to do is to turn back the clock.

You're seriously telling me you would turn down the approach of an attractive 23-year-old? What the fuck?
 
You're seriously telling me you would turn down the approach of an attractive 23-year-old? What the fuck?

What would sex with anyone just once accomplish anyway?

I need to do something that will make up for all the sex I didn't get to have. If I can't go back to college and have a typical college experience.
 
What would sex with anyone just once accomplish anyway?

I need to do something that will make up for all the sex I didn't get to have. If I can't go back to college and have a typical college experience.
What is that something?
 
What is that something?

I know it involves a social environment reacting to the shocking truth that I'm a virgin. That aspect is key.
 
Sometimes I'll see a cute barista and think, "She looks like she could charge £250/hr if she got into that business, maybe even 300 if she got her teeth professionally whitened and some small lip fillers".

Or any waitress, or a cashier, or just some random femoid I pass by on the street. Sometimes you see a Becky and you think, "Not 300, but I'd probably still fuck someone who looks like her for 150."

@BlkPillPres thoughts?

i hate those lip fillers

they all look AWFUL
 
I'm not bragging though, every heterosexual dude on the planet mentally rates every femoid they walk past, it's just that escortcels attach a monetary value to the rating.
I don’t even bother rating foids anymore. I know even the ugly ones have ridiculous standards
 
I see women as fresh meat only no matter the looks.



unless she is over 50 or fat.
 

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