Soy Escortcel trait - when you first started fucking hookers you actually tried to ‘perform well’ to make them orgasm

[ColdLightOfDay]

I actually did this the first few times I fucked a prostitute, and it is totally embarrassing. I do get why one wants to ‘perform well’ when having unpaid sex because there is some kind of pride associated with being ‘good in bed’.

But if you are paying for the experience then it makes absolutely NO sense to not just do the best you can to enjoy yourself and yourself alone in the allotted time that you have.

I actually remember even licking a hooker out one time it’s the most disgusting thing ever, not only because I cannot believe I did not get herpes doing that, but also it is just a Gigacuck tier thing to do.

Luckily I was blitzed out of my mind on copious amounts of drugs at the time so I didn’t really think at all about what I was doing, but I remember feeling shame and freaking out the next day about possibly having herpes.

Luckily life is a learning process, or most here would still be bluepilled or cucks in some way.

 

[Deleted member 22549]

I actually remember even licking a hooker out one time

Fuck man, that's bad, thank God you didn't catch any STDs, luckily my incel pals (who are actually the ones that gave me the cash to pay my first escort as a gift, and are escortcels themselves) taught me the bare basics, so i've never did any of this.

 

[cryptic__egg]

Brutal reminder that escorts aren't real partners, nor are they really human

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Fuck man, that's bad, thank God you didn't catch any STDs, luckily my incel pals (who are actually the ones that gave me the cash to pay my first escort as a gift, and are escortcels themselves) taught me the bare basics, so i've never did any of this.

Banging hookers on drugs makes it a far better experience ngl, but the cost of lower inhibitions certainly backfired in my face there.

 

[dehydrated]

Brutal reminder that escorts aren't real partners, nor are they really human

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

I wish prostitution was legal in the US

it's nice that you wanted to please your 'partner' there tbh. I would probably end up doing the same thing. the idea of sex as a totally selfish act doesn't really appeal to me as much. I'm still curious about what seeing an escort is like though and I definitely intend on it if I ever get the opportunity

 

[Stalin]

Can relate to both facts(except drugs) ;(

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Can relate to both facts(except drugs) ;(

Which?

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I wasn't really trying to make them orgasm per say, but I was trying to not be total dogshit.

 

[Stalin]

Which?

I tried to perform well thinking about the hookers comfort level plus licked one(only one time though) .

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Oh and I would NEVER lick them down there. I wouldn't wanna lick any girl down there unless she was my virgin wife.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I actually remember even licking a hooker out one time

What did it taste like ?

 

[Deleted member 17719]

Escorting is cucked, if paying a cam girl is cucked then paying an escort is cucked too given how they get more money from you. If I am a cuck for paying a cam girl then escortcels are cucked too.

 

[Saint Lives MattER]

I never tried pleasing the bitch or eating her out, but it's because I'm too high inhib. I know I'm going to fail, so I just use them as a fleshlight and kick them out or dip.

I get the STD fear though, when I get lonely enough I creampie hookers and then spend months regretting it and thinking I got aids every time I have a runny nose.

 

[UglySlav]

honestly how does pussy feel like dude?

Escorting is cucked, if paying a cam girl is cucked then paying an escort is cucked too given how they get more money from you. If I am a cuck for paying a cam girl then escortcels are cucked too.

not true at least with escorts you get something in return and when you think about it all girls are escorts in a way to everybody thats not a chad because you need to put time effort and money in them to get sex unlike chad who gets real free sex

 

[Stalin]

Escorting is cucked, if paying a cam girl is cucked then paying an escort is cucked too given how they get more money from you. If I am a cuck for paying a cam girl then escortcels are cucked too.

Its more of a mental therapy tbh. Hookers solve at least some problems to not go insane eventually.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Escorting is cucked, if paying a cam girl is cucked then paying an escort is cucked too given how they get more money from you. If I am a cuck for paying a cam girl then escortcels are cucked too.

the difference is that escort cels actually get to fuck them dude. cam girls literally don't give you anything. you could just search big boob and get 2 trillion results. escortcelling = money in exchange for a service. paying for a cam girl = giving women free money for no reason (simping)

like legit stop paying for cam girls immediately tbh. its both financially irresponsible and soy tier

 

[Stalin]

money in exchange for a service.

Like getting an ordinary massage from a foid for monetary compensation. And sub8 always pay anyway(upfront or deferred).

 

[grondilu]

It's not an escortcel trait. It's a retardedcel trait.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Like getting an ordinary massage from a foid for monetary compensation. And sub8 always pay anyway(upfront or deferred).

I should consider going to a massage spa tbh. it would be nice plus my posture has been pretty fucked lately

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

They don't like it when you try either. They are NOT attracted to you, so they won't enjoy the sex to begin with. May as well get your rocks off and leave.

 

[Stalin]

I should consider going to a massage spa tbh. it would be nice plus my posture has been pretty fucked lately

Highly recommended. I tried both things and appreciated massage(it was a thai massage back then) on par with s.x - also with later I'am always becoming highly paranoid thinking the condom broke and I'll catch a resistant chlamydia or even HIV lol - massage though is pure relaxation and it also drops cortisol levels a bit(there is a research on this).

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

It's not an escortcel trait. It's a retardedcel trait.

Lol, totally agree - I can’t deny that tbh, but a few escortcels in the thread said they started out the same.

 

[grondilu]

Escorting is cucked, if paying a cam girl is cucked then paying an escort is cucked too given how they get more money from you. If I am a cuck for paying a cam girl then escortcels are cucked too.

Look I'm not gonna lie, paying a whore is cucked, that's true. But there's a gradation here.
Of all the ways you can be a cuck to a woman, paying her to have sex is possibly the least of them, because at least you get what you truly want from her. If you give money to a cam whore you're being teased but nothing more. And don't tell me you can masturbate while watching her and that it's just as good as fucking her because it's not, and if you've never had a satisfying orgasm with a female you probably can not understand that, but I bet you feel it deep inside, because if the girl was offering you to touch her boobs and put your dick in her vagina, you would never say "nah I'm good, watching you while jerking off is enough for me".

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

honestly how does pussy feel like dude?

Better than a hand, but I find the endorphins released as a result of having a warm body move against you and the feel of tits / ass you can actually touch is probably be the best part about sex. I prefer the ass though because I’m kind of sick in the head anyway and it feels tighter.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Highly recommended. I tried both things and appreciated massage(it was a thai massage back then) on par with s.x - also with later I'am always becoming highly paranoid thinking the condom broke and I'll catch a resistant chlamydia or even HIV lol - massage though is pure relaxation and it also drops cortisol levels a bit(there is a research on this).

yeah. I've pretty much never had intimate physical contact with a woman ever. my oneitis let me give her a "hug" (I was really afraid to touch her tbh so it wasn't very intimate) once and it was like the best feeling of my entire life and I thought about it for two weeks straight afterwards.

yeah I think that going to a massage spa once corona chan blows over would be a good idea tbh. maybe I'll even bring some of my KHHV friends with and it would be a great event for the boys

 

[Spioenkop1]

Most escorts don’t feel anything while fucking their clients. Their only concern is that the client needs to cum. Women can seperate much better between work and free time than men. I know this because I got to know some of my hookers privately and that is what they told me. Still the hookers I had usually were in top 5% of women I met in my life ngl.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I wasn't really trying to make them orgasm per say, but I was trying to not be total dogshit.

Was it enjoyable?

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I am a cuck for paying a cam girl.

tbh, yes

 

[grondilu]

Honestly : prostitute or not, IMHO giving any importance on the female pleasure is retarded, and a NPC trait. Just do your thing, enjoy it as much as you can and don't worry about anything else.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

tbh, yes

lmfao based

 

[OldIncel]

can't relate

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Honestly : prostitute or not, IMHO giving any importance on the female pleasure is retarded, and a NPC trait. Just do your thing, enjoy it as much as you can and don't worry about anything else.

Obviously, if I’m paying money then I’m not going to care about anything but myself. This was long in the past.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

I was blitzed out of my mind on copious amounts of drugs

Turbobased. The eating out is very cucked though.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Turbobased. The eating out is very cucked though.

High IQ.

 

[kikecel]

lol. I can imagine being with an escort.
like if the planets will align ill succeed in getting my dick hard and ill cum in 2 seconds.
its beyond over for me

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

lol. I can imagine being with an escort.
like if the planets will align ill succeed in getting my dick hard and ill cum in 2 seconds.
its beyond over for me

Just do it ffs, you have nothing to lose. Even if you do that you will not be in the top 10 most pathetic cases she has witnessed in her life, there is no shame.

 

[kikecel]

Just do it ffs, you have nothing to lose. Even if you do that you will not be in the top 10 most pathetic cases she has witnessed in her life, there is no shame.

"just do it bro whats the problem bro?"

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

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"just do it bro whats the problem bro?"

Hahah, you don’t need to be GigaChad to fuck a prostitute man.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

can't relate at all

 

[GoffSystemQB]

I would think the good ones would already be good at acting anyways.

 

[Dionysus]

can't relate at all

 

[FinnCel]

Brutal reminder that escorts aren't real partners, nor are they really human

Just have sex with a whore, bro

 

[Deleted member 776]

Escortcel of well over a decade reporting in.

I have pleasured a few escorts i have seen. I have had good working relationships with a few of the escorts i have seen.

When i used to work away from home a lot back in 2014 this escort up there would give me an "all-nighter" for £400. She was a great lay. She was pretty enough for someone like me but she wasn't anything special. She was a firm 6. I came in her mouth a bunch of times and she swallowed (can recommend) and never really watched the clock, our appointments often overran. She would come by work and bring me lunch if she was free. She was a bit unstable and she talked like a typical middle class university feminist and she talked a bit to much full stop but oh well... I had plenty of fun with her and it was nice staying at her place. I used to be up there every other month, sometimes every 4 weeks in summer. She retired from escorting when she started her masters.

My current favourite escort i have pleasured a few times as well. She is hands down the best lay i have ever had. She actually set up a bit of a real estate business back in 2015 and i traded doing some work on her rental properties for sex. She then retired from escorting but came back last year after selling her business on. She is probably a 7 as she is in her late 30's now. She also doesn't charge travel for coming out to my house which is nice and i trust her to be in my home. As far as women go she is one of the few women i have anything positive to say about. I wouldn't be opposed to dating her if she was interested. At least she is honest about being a whore.

Also i pleasured this escort i used to see back in 2013 a few times. She was very nice actually. She was also pretty good in bed. She was ridiculously attractive - HB10. Her day job was a regional manager for Anne Summers (they sell underwear and sex toys here in the UK). She retired from escorting and went to live down south sadly. Wouldn't mind seeing her again thats for sure!

 

[PPEcel]

No.

I was never confident enough to try to pleasure someone else.

The few times the escort did show signs of pleasure, I couldn't tell if she was faking it (she probably was), and that made me feel worse.

 

[Jerek]

Licking an escort is retarded, but i admit that with a small few of them (the youngest and hottest ones, and the "cleanest") i went deep as licking their butthole.

I couldn't resist, at least they returned the favor.

 

[toyotacel]

escorts would never orgasm with an ugly dude, as an escortcel that was never my concern because I knew that foids only orgasm to chads they had feelings for.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Licking an escort is retarded, but i admit that with a small few of them (the youngest and hottest ones, and the "cleanest") i went deep as licking their butthole.

I couldn't resist, at least they returned the favor.

Wow. You rimmed a hooker? What I’m most shocked about is that they rimmed you back though! Rimming an incel has got to be mentally scarring for a female, hooker or not.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Imagine trying to please a hole you paid to please you.

Degenerate

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Imagine trying to please a hole you paid to please you.

Degenerate

Fucking whores is inherently degenerate, there is no escaping that fact. I don’t really care at all about ‘degeneracy’ especially if I’m partaking in it, its more the fact it’s just cucked (and kinda disgusting) that I regret it.