NSFW Escortcel Megathread [KHHV trigger warning: do not enter]

[HotPotCel]

Peeing prevents STDs? Didn't you use condom? Why mouthwash? I haven't ever used one in my life.

Trust me brocel, even when condoms are used, you'd want to pee it out for sure.

Mouthwash if you decide to kiss or go down.

Independent or agency?

Me? I work for myself.

 

[ropecell]

@HotPotCel Wow, you are giving great advice.
Here in Germany escorting is legal, and that is literally the only good thing about this country.
However, I tried to get an escort and FAILED.
I contacted 5 escorts via SMS, only one answered with a price list, I told her that I was fine with that, but nothing came afterwards.
Also, I feel too much anxiety about doing it, but at the same time I feel so jealous about your performance, and I am currently moneymaxxed, so I have no excuse.

I am really into rice foids and would like to get one, how do noodle whores compare to other races?

 

[HotPotCel]

@HotPotCel Wow, you are giving great advice.
Here in Germany escorting is legal, and that is literally the only good thing about this country.
However, I tried to get an escort and FAILED.
I contacted 5 escorts via SMS, only one answered with a price list, I told her that I was fine with that, but nothing came afterwards.
Also, I feel too much anxiety about doing it, but at the same time I feel so jealous about your performance, and I am currently moneymaxxed, so I have no excuse.

I am really into rice foids and would like to get one, how do noodle whores compare to other races?

Hopefully when things open up in your country fully, you will have more luck.

In my experience noodles (East Asia) tend to be slimmer/smaller in build and slightly less curvey/busty.
Contrary to urban legend they don't necessarily have tighter vag.
They tend to have stricter rules around kissing and being licked.

Many good noodle options are locked behind a language/race barrier in my country, in that many higher-end noodle agencies don't service non-rice men.

SEA foids are different though.

In general the selection of Asian whoresties in many countries are not great at the moment due to covid-19.

 

[curryfool]

Do you even feel anything with a condom on? Also, what was your experience without one?

 

[HotPotCel]

Do you even feel anything with a condom on? Also, what was your experience without one?

Yes. For me covered sex with condom still feels quite good. YMMV. Hopefully other escortcels can chime in.

I've had a few experiences without condoms. What were you interested in, in particular?

 

[curryfool]

Yes. For me covered sex with condom still feels quite good. YMMV. Hopefully other escortcels can chime in.

I've had a few experiences without condoms. What were you interested in, in particular?

Just asking in general. Have no plans for escortcelling.

 

[Currycel25]

Prostitution and hookers should be legal and more accountable and accessible like browsing fast food on online delivery apps
Also thee should be multiple companies competing for the hooker Market and the stigma around sex work should be reduced to such an extent that even high schooler and collage girls think about doing it not because they are despite but they want extra money

 

[HotPotCel]

Just asking in general. Have no plans for escortcelling.

Oh, hummm... The first couple of times were with massage foids that I knew well (repeat customer) who don't usually offed so called 'full service' (PIV penetration).

The context is that, in my area, high end massage joints (non-noodle) tend to have pretty and younger foids (Stacey-lite) who give you a shit massage and make $$$ by up selling with hand jobs. Maybe even blowjobs. These foids are better quality than brothel whorsties or mid-tier escorts. The sex is better, because these foids aren't shagging 20 guys a day. Their bodies are way more responsive to sex.

If you manage to fuck them, most of the time there are no condoms around, and I got to fuck a couple of them bareback. I also liked it because these massage joints are very dimly lit inside the rooms, and my subhuman face was less visible.

First one was a 23 yo 8/10 slavic with an absolutely amazing body. Big E tits, wide hips, bubbly butt, small waist and abs. She told me she had yellow fever and only charged me $100 extra for bareback sex with creampie, which was ridiculously cheap for my area.
This foid was pretty awesome - I saw her on and off over 2 years.
She eventually fell off the grid due to heroin use and thug boyfriends.

Second one was not planned. This 24 yo 8/10 Mediterranean with a nice but more average body (slim, B tits) had been fucking me covered for $100 extra on the proviso that I'd lick her off. One time I had run out of condoms (forgot to buy new ones), and she very reluctantly let me fuck her raw. She quit the very next day. And put up a story on her IG saying "Why do guys refuse to use comdoms!" )
It was a shame. I screwed the pooch on this one. She was a nice fuck. She was single and not fucking anyone else during that period, so her body was responsive and horny when I fucked her. Even though she always had her eyes closed so she can't see my deformed face (I'm pretty used to that anyway kek).

 

[curryfool]

Oh, hummm... The first couple of times were with massage foids that I knew well (repeat customer) who don't usually offed so called 'full service' (PIV penetration).

The context is that, in my area, high end massage joints (non-noodle) tend to have pretty and younger foids (Stacey-lite) who give you a shit massage and make $$$ by up selling with hand jobs. Maybe even blowjobs. These foids are better quality than brothel whorsties or mid-tier escorts. The sex is better, because these foids aren't shagging 20 guys a day. Their bodies are way more responsive to sex.

If you manage to fuck them, most of the time there are no condoms around, and I got to fuck a couple of them bareback. I also liked it because these massage joints are very dimly lit inside the rooms, and my subhuman face was less visible.

First one was a 23 yo 8/10 slavic with an absolutely amazing body. Big E tits, wide hips, bubbly butt, small waist and abs. She told me she had yellow fever and only charged me $100 extra for bareback sex with creampie, which was ridiculously cheap for my area.
This foid was pretty awesome - I saw her on and off over 2 years.
She eventually fell off the grid due to heroin use and thug boyfriends.

Second one was not planned. This 24 yo 8/10 Mediterranean with a nice but more average body (slim, B tits) had been fucking me covered for $100 extra on the proviso that I'd lick her off. One time I had run out of condoms (forgot to buy new ones), and she very reluctantly let me fuck her raw. She quit the very next day. And put up a story on her IG saying "Why do guys refuse to use comdoms!" )
It was a shame. I screwed the pooch on this one. She was a nice fuck. She was single and not fucking anyone else during that period, so her body was responsive and horny when I fucked her. Even though she always had her eyes closed so she can't see my deformed face (I'm pretty used to that anyway kek).

Thanks, that was very informative.

 

[HotPotCel]

@curryfool
The next bareback experience took 2 years to develop. She agreed to it reluctantly because I started seeing the other girls, and she wanted to keep me as a 'regular' and had no choice but to match their services so to speak.
This one was 26 yo and very small built. Very thin, shorter, with perky B cups. Blonde Germanic.
She was older, yes, but basically the tightest pussy I've experienced. Even better, her vag spasms periodically during fucking and it was incredible, as intense as a very tight onahole.
But, she stopped letting me see her once she found out I had saw other foids at the same shop. She also had mental health issues and was popping benzo pills a lot during our session.

Another one was by accident.
This 24 yo Anglo chick, 9/10 but boyish body (very slim, very short, no tits) had been giving me pussy jobs to finish my massages, where she slides her pussy and clit up and down the pener shaft, no penetration. One day my pener accidentally and rather violently slipped inside her vag - I'm don't have a huge pener but I bottomed out her pussy with just 3/4 of my length. Anyway, the shock on her face was amazing. She joked that we have now had sex, but refused for the penetration to continue. Seems like she actually did hurt herself a little, and took the next week off.
I kept seeing her on and off over three years - coz pussy jobs are amazing, until she went mental and disappeared.

 

[curryfool]

@curryfool
The next bareback experience took 2 years to develop. She agreed to it reluctantly because I started seeing the other girls, and she wanted to keep me as a 'regular' and had no choice but to match their services so to speak.
This one was 26 yo and very small built. Very thin, shorter, with perky B cups. Blonde Germanic.
She was older, yes, but basically the tightest pussy I've experienced. Even better, her vag spasms periodically during fucking and it was incredible, as intense as a very tight onahole.
But, she stopped letting me see her once she found out I had saw other foids at the same shop. She also had mental health issues and was popping benzo pills a lot during our session.

Another one was by accident.
This 24 yo Anglo chick, 9/10 but boyish body (very slim, very short, no tits) had been giving me pussy jobs to finish my massages, where she slides her pussy and clit up and down the pener shaft, no penetration. One day my pener accidentally and rather violently slipped inside her vag - I'm don't have a huge pener but I bottomed out her pussy with just 3/4 of my length. Anyway, the shock on her face was amazing. She joked that we have now had sex, but refused for the penetration to continue. Seems like she actually did hurt herself a little, and took the next week off.
I kept seeing her on and off over three years - coz pussy jobs are amazing, until she went mental and disappeared.

Sounds awesome, atleast you can escortcel. And here I am 23 KHHV curry who is too coward to kms. And cries too sleep every night.

But I am happy for you. There's so much suffering in this world that any monent of happiness should be cherished. Tbh, I don't even know when was the last time I was happy. Probably never.

 

[HotPotCel]

Thanks, that was very informative.

Thanks brocel.
So those were the massage foids who introduced me to bareback sex. Their charges for that are way cheaper than escorts, who would usually never offer unprotected sex in my country. That's why my bareback virginity was lost with massage foids.

I have done bareback with an escort before, but it was unplanned and I didn't pay any extra. This was a late-20s foid, 6/10 and average body. She was playing with my pener after we had protected sex, and started rubbing my pener on her clit. Her clit got quite big quickly (like, this was a big clit, 1.5 cm across or something like that), and she came pretty hard and kept doing it. I got quite hard after watching this show for a bit, and she then put my raw pener in her pussy are fucked my pretty hard - missionary position, but she had her legs around me and kept squeezing me into her. This actually scared me a little bit though Kek, I'm not used to foids being aggressive during sex.
She apologised to me afterwards for the unprotected sex, reassured me she was clean, and gave me a $20 refund.

I won't tell you about the sugarfoids because most of it is without condoms, and it would take too long.

Sounds awesome, atleast you can escortcel. And here I am 23 KHHV curry who is too coward to kms. And cries too sleep every night.

But I am happy for you. There's so much suffering in this world that any monent of happiness should be cherished. Tbh, I don't even know when was the last time I was happy. Probably never.

Brocel, no need to be sad, I was KHHV precisely until age 23. Just go whoremaxxing a couple of times! It'll be fun.

Before I whoremaxxed I was extremely high inhib and uncomfortable being naked or being around foids (still am to a smaller degree). I spent 5 years debating whether I should pay for sex. I don't regret it, now, 10 years after the decision.

 

[curryfool]

Thanks brocel.
So those were the massage foids who introduced me to bareback sex. Their charges for that are way cheaper than escorts, who would usually never offer unprotected sex in my country. That's why my bareback virginity was lost with massage foids.

I have done bareback with an escort before, but it was unplanned and I didn't pay any extra. This was a late-20s foid, 6/10 and average body. She was playing with my pener after we had protected sex, and started rubbing my pener on her clit. Her clit got quite big quickly (like, this was a big clit, 1.5 cm across or something like that), and she came pretty hard and kept doing it. I got quite hard after watching this show for a bit, and she then put my raw pener in her pussy are fucked my pretty hard - missionary position, but she had her legs around me and kept squeezing me into her. This actually scared me a little bit though Kek, I'm not used to foids being aggressive during sex.
She apologised to me afterwards for the unprotected sex, reassured me she was clean, and gave me a $20 refund.

I won't tell you about the sugarfoids because most of it is without condoms, and it would take too long.


Brocel, no need to be sad, I was KHHV precisely until age 23. Just go whoremaxxing a couple of times! It'll be fun.

Before I whoremaxxed I was extremely high inhib and uncomfortable being naked or being around foids (still am to a smaller degree). I spent 5 years debating whether I should pay for sex. I don't regret it, now, 10 years after the decision.

Thanks, appreciate it.

 

[HotPotCel]

Prostitution and hookers should be legal and more accountable and accessible like browsing fast food on online delivery apps
Also thee should be multiple companies competing for the hooker Market and the stigma around sex work should be reduced to such an extent that even high schooler and collage girls think about doing it not because they are despite but they want extra money

I agree. That's precisely the situation in my area. I am a firm believer that all men (not just incels) should whoremaxx, unless Chad doesn't need to pay.

 

[Damo the incel]

Just asking in general. Have no plans for escortcelling.

Did you ever consider trying it

 

[curryfool]

Did you ever consider trying it

No, too high inhib to do anything like that. And I am not after sex, rather companionship.

 

[HotPotCel]

No, too high inhib to do anything like that. And I am not after sex, rather companionship.

There are foids who do that in my area. $30 for a meal. Something like that. Major kek.

 

[curryfool]

There are foids who do that in my area. $30 for a meal. Something like that. Major kek.

Yeah, but I mean genuine companionship like they do with chad. I know I will never have that but i can't help.

 

[HotPotCel]

Yeah, but I mean genuine companionship like they do with chad. I know I will never have that but i can't help.

Well, then no, there's no "make me a chadpreet" service for you brocel.

 

[ropecell]

This thread is pure life fuel!

her vag spasms periodically during fucking and it was incredible

Can you tell me what vag spasms are? Are they voluntary? I mean can she make them happen?
I am ultra-high inhib regarding escorting. I am also too afraid of sticking my dick in a whore, even with a condom, so without, forget it.
On Reddit I found a guy like you, who is the same age as me and has already done over 100 noodle whores. I feel mogged for being such a high inhib pussy.

I was thinking of starting slowly, step by step. First a massage with a handjob and then slowly ascend. I am also too afraid that people see me going to a whore place, so I guess I will do it in another city.

 

[Super-Subhuman3]

The fakecel braggarts thread. "Deformedcel" my ass

 

[quinn24]

tbh i might consider it to know what sex is like

ive heard that ukraine is good for this stuff

 

[HotPotCel]

This thread is pure life fuel!

Can you tell me what vag spasms are? Are they voluntary? I mean can she make them happen?
I am ultra-high inhib regarding escorting. I am also too afraid of sticking my dick in a whore, even with a condom, so without, forget it.
On Reddit I found a guy like you, who is the same age as me and has already done over 100 noodle whores. I feel mogged for being such a high inhib pussy.

I was thinking of starting slowly, step by step. First a massage with a handjob and then slowly ascend. I am also too afraid that people see me going to a whore place, so I guess I will do it in another city.

I was super high inhib when I started at 23.
Now much less so.
Doing stuff like this hardens you in some ways - no pun intended - and lowers your inhib overall, which I see as a benefit for cels.

Once you get a bit of experience you can tell when a foid is voluntarily tightening their vag (it's more of a constant muscle tension, they do this so you coom quicker) or when they have a vagina orgasm (which are sharper, quicker, rhythmic contractions which can't be voluntarily controlled).

Yeah, do whatever you feel comfortable with. The idea is to have good experiences up front.
Don't try to do too much or anything too advanced. Go with the flow and just enjoy yourself.

The fakecel braggarts thread. "Deformedcel" my ass

If you don't like it you can fuck off newcel.

tbh i might consider it to know what sex is like

ive heard that ukraine is good for this stuff

Yeah, just stay safe and try it. It's good cope for me ngl.

I want to visit Ukraine for this at some point in the distant future.

 

[ropecell]

I did some research on German forums about escorting and they recommend inspecting the vaga before the intercourse to make sure it has no diseases. Also to check its smell.
I want to try it so much now, I keep imagining myself talking to a noodle whore a little bit in Chinese (I've some notions) and then having sex her.

 

[HotPotCel]

I did some research on German forums about escorting and they recommend inspecting the vaga before the intercourse to make sure it has no diseases. Also to check its smell.
I want to try it so much now, I keep imagining myself talking to a noodle whore a little bit in Chinese (I've some notions) and then having sex her.

When do you plan to?
Do you mostly like noodles?

 

[ropecell]

When do you plan to?
Do you mostly like noodles?

ASAP.
But Germany is in total lockdown now :/
I am only into rice foids, I know this might seem odd, but I have a giga yellow fever.
I am into INNOCENT looking Chinese, Korean and Japanese foids.

 

[HotPotCel]

ASAP.
But Germany is in total lockdown now :/
I am only into rice foids, I know this might seem odd, but I have a giga yellow fever.

Oooh, I see. Hopefully things open soon.

It's cool bro, whatever floats you pener tbh. Life's too short to worry about that.

 

[ropecell]

Should I tell her it is the first time I am doing this?

 

[HotPotCel]

Should I tell her it is the first time I am doing this?

Do you plan on going high-end?
How long do you plan on booking?

I think it's a wise move. I did.

 

[ropecell]

Do you plan on going high-end?
How long do you plan on booking?

I think it's a wise move. I did.

I guess one hour, that's quite standard, right?
I want to take the best one, even if it is super expensive. But I have so little choice.
Here in Germany escorts are mostly eastern European, and I am not into that all.

 

[GripMaxxing]

tbh i might consider it to know what sex is like

ive heard that ukraine is good for this stuff

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[HotPotCel]

I guess one hour, that's quite standard, right?
I want to take the best one, even if it is super expensive. But I have so little choice.
Here in Germany escorts are mostly eastern European, and I am not into that all.

Haha, you and I are opposites.
I am rice but prefer vodka and sauerkraut.

I wouldn't go less than 1 hour the first time ngl.

 

[rope2cope]

@Diocel thoughts?

 

[ropecell]

I found two rice escorts in my city, and they work in an apartment that is in my street. That must be the sign I've been waiting for.

 

[kikecel]

based thread.
sadly, prostitution is illegal in kikeland

 

[HotPotCel]

HotPot guide for Lvl 2 escortcel

By this time you have lost your V-card, have vague carnal knowledge of foids, but really don't know how to fuck yet. Go forth and whore more.

Prep Work & Research:
* Start booking in with a variety of independent local whorsties as well as agencies - know the lay of the land
* Finding a trustworthy agency is like striking gold - constant supply of fresh talent - be polite, don't be weird
* It's OK to have a regular whorestie if you find one that serves you well, but don't develop oneitis - it will fuck you up
* Learn how to spot fake ads - local context important - use tools like reverse search, local sex work forums, etc
* Be wary of generic noodlewhore ads, 90% are fake
* Ask your ethnic friends for introductions to local ethnic agencies - many don't service 'outsiders' unless introduced
* Escort foids are considered high volume foids - start to research low volume foids (high tier massage, sugar, etc) - for truer GFE experience
* Don't bareback escorts who offer a bareback service - you can bet there is someone else's cum in her vag when you put your pener in there

Supps and conditioning:
* Research supplements to boost your hardness, longevity and coom intensity/volume, etc
* There will be a separate post from me about this in the future
* Get off your ass and do some exercise - LDARcels will necessarily be shit at sex and have substandard escortcel experiences

Fucking:
* Like any other activity, fucking a whorestie is a skill to be developed over time - educate yourself on this
* Experiment with pace, depth, intensity, the position of the foids legs/hips in various positions, handling the clit, etc
* Every foid is different - play around, enjoy yourself, start slow, don't hate fuck if you want to see her again
* Learn your preference - escortcel is usually more enjoyable if you are like me and prefer to be very active and controlling of the foid, if you prefer to be passive it's hard to find a good service provider
* If you have an ugly face and they avoid eye contact, wear an erotic mask - just tell the foid this is your fetish - find creative solutions to your problems
* Don't be a spaz, pump through your coom
* If you have trouble finishing, ask the foid to jack you off
* Don't go whoring when you are intoxicated or sick
* The extras are rarely worth it unless you have a particular fetish

Safety:
* Keep your wallet and phone within your sight at all times
* Walk out if you don't like the foid's look or if something feels off about the set-up
* Walk out if you see hard drug paraphernalia (needles, aluminium foil, etc)
* Don't freak out about benzos - most whoresties take them
* Don't be afraid to walk out - if you change your mind about having sex or if the foids keeps pushing a service you don't want, GTFO

Branch out:
* After losing your V-card, start exploring other sexual copes
* Check out your local brothels and see their line-ups
* Check out your local massage joints (I don't like noodle or SEA joints but YMMV)
* Check out local foids who offer blow n' go
* If you are moneymaxxing or already a richcel, sugarceling offers GFE that is closest to the real thing

 

[ropecell]

I found two rice escorts in my city, and they work in an apartment that is in my street. That must be the sign I've been waiting for.

@HotPotCel was very helpful and coached me.
There was no face on the ad, so he told me to ask for a selfie, which the noodle whore sent me.
It was clear that she was in her 30s and not 25. She also was quite ugly.
I will continue to look for something better.

 

[HotPotCel]

@HotPotCel was very helpful and coached me.
There was no face on the ad, so he told me to ask for a selfie, which the noodle whore sent me.
It was clear that she was in her 30s and not 25. She also was quite ugly.
I will continue to look for something better.

keep searching brocel. Good luck.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I just read through the thread, good read tbh. I'm not planning to escortmaxx myself but glad it's been a good experience for you.

 

[Orca]

If you have an ugly face and they avoid eye contact,

Brutal. Now I know why they don't look at me

 

[HotPotCel]

I just read through the thread, good read tbh. I'm not planning to escortmaxx myself but glad it's been a good experience for you.

It's good cope brocel. Thanks.

Brutal. Now I know why they don't look at me

Yeah, I got used to it. Not much to do about that tbh.

 

[ldar_ricecel]

Since I don’t want to risk getting a criminal record over an escort I am waiting till I can moneymaxx enough money that I can go to a Nevada brothel so I can do so legally.

 

[HotPotCel]

Brocels, an inkwell asked for more details about what its like going to a brothel after reading my V-card experience 11 years ago. So let me tell you about my experience just today.

Keep in mind it's been a few years since I've visited one. Things have changed a little in my area. I contacted a couple of madames I used to know, and one told me about the brothel she was currently working at. She said they had nice girls. They even have social media, where some of the girls advertise themselves - being free agents - in collaboration with the brothels. The current generation of brothel girls here are slightly younger and more internet savvy compared with years back.

So I peeped this very nice looking Latam foid. I booked in to see her without even having to attend the brothel or do the line-up. Modern brothels have integrated some aspects of escorting into their services. Very interesting. I asked the madame to word this foid up, so that my face does not surprise her.

Anyway, one hour for $200.
I rocked up, and didn't even have to wait 5 minutes before she came to have a chat with me. We decided we were comfortable with each other, and the booking proceeded.
I go up to reception and spoke with my madame friend. She has not seen me for a couple of years. I give her the money, and she hands the foid her cut.

This Latam foid was very nice looking. The prettiest I've ever met at a brothel was a Thai girl from years back. This Colombian foid was even better. 9/10, size 6, natural Ds despite the small frame and the signature Latam bubble butt.

We go into the room. She asks to check my pener. Standard procedure for STD screening. She then asks me to take a shower. The lights in the room are dim. I prefer this. The walls and ceilings are covered in mirror.

She leaves the room while I wash. I bring my own shampoo/body wash combo.
She comes in on time. The booking starts.
We both gargle mouthwash for 30 seconds.

We talk for the first 5 minutes. We talked about our immigration experiences. I mentioned that I had been a sugar daddy and she was very curious about that. She tells me she had recently signed up on a sugar babe website and was getting hundreds of messages. She had used the site to charge men to have coffee with her.

I was already naked, covered in my bath towel. She had a small dress on. She put my hands on her breasts and I was shocked her tits were actually natural ngl. I got hard just fiddling with her tits. I asked her what she liked to do during sex.

She ask me to get up. She stood up too. She slipped out of her dress, and ask me to stand behind her. She then guided my hand in molesting her body. By pener was stuck in her buttcrack practically ready to explode ngl.

That led to a covered blowjob on the bed for about 5 minutes. It was decent. I didn't let her go on for too long - it's a typical foid trick - the longer and harder she blows you, the less time you can fuck her before cooming.

She wanted to change the condom for sex. The condom was changed, and I start fucking her very slowly, with just half of my pener at first. I wanted to fiddle with her clit, she asked for lube to be used instead of saliva. I slowly fuck her as I flicked her beans for about 10 minutes before she really got into it.

It is interesting to see how the foids react if you administer your fuck slowly. They start to close their eyes more (brothel foids are always vigilant in case retards try to pull off their condom), their legs tense up and change position, they get wetter without more lube, they start massaging their own tits if you aren't playing with them.

I go in for kissing at this point. I tend to find that this is when they are most receptive.

She tells me she's close after 10 minutes of pumping, and hold my rhythm. She spasms for about 5 seconds. Idk if she came or if she was acting, but her clit and vag were gently pulsing which I usually take as a reliable sign.

Afterwards as I continued to pump, she tells me she is getting sore. I pump her extra hard for about a minute to bring on my coom.

I collapse on the bed, she gets some tissues to clean us up. She then cuddles up to me, and we talk more about sugar arrangements.
She tells me that she'd be open to seeing me outside of the brothel.
It works out better for both of us if we do this, as the brothels usually take about a 40% cut.
We exchange numbers.

We talk a little more, she tells me about her part-time work as a promotional model - not surprising as she is a physically superior specimen of human.

I ask her to make me coom again with her hands. She gives me a very nice 5 minute handjob to bring on my coom, while I fondle her tits some more.

The breakdown was good. 5 mins of foreplay. 5 mins of blowjob. 20 mins of fucking. 5 mins handjob. 2 cooms for me. In one hour.

She goes to pee on the toilet, in front of me, as I step into the shower to wash again. She leads me out to the reception and kisses me goodbye.
I chitchat with the madame I know for another 5 minutes before leaving.
There was a fat whorestie sitting next to her eyeballing my face the entire time. I ignored her. I don't like fatties.

I head out the door and text the foid. I will see her privately maybe later this month.

 

[HotPotCel]

IT soys and foids, thoughts?

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

thanks. needed this thread

COPE

 

[HotPotCel]

COPE

Apart from hard drugs and self harm, whoring is the hardest cope.

 

[Orca]

How tall was your shortest hooker? And the tallest?

 

[HotPotCel]

How tall was your shortest hooker? And the tallest?

Interesting Q.

Shortest, probably the tiny massage chick I wrote about earlier, like 150 cm.

Tallest is probably the vodkafoid I see occasionally now, she's around 178 cm.

 

[Orca]

Tallest is probably the vodkafoid I see occasionally now, she's around 178 cm.

Is she taller than you? My tallest was 177cm

Shortest

Mine was 160 cm

What's your n-count?

 

[HotPotCel]

Is she taller than you? My tallest was 177cm


Mine was 160 cm

What's your n-count?

No, I'm 185 cm.

What's a n-count?