Brutal Escort charges me extra for a kiss

[lyamo]

Because I have no chance of losing my virginity and finding love, and I'm 44, I don't want to reach 50 without touching a woman's body.... No way!!!

I decided to book an escort girl last night.

it wasn't what I expected, my cock went flat and the worst thing was to get a kiss, I wanted to feel what's like, specially a French kiss because.. I've never kiss a woman during my shitty life.

she refused the French kiss but just a basic kiss if I want to pay €50.

In total I paid 350€ for less than 40 minutes of shitty sex, I didn't come, I just got my lips on hers, not a real kiss.

When I left, I cried like shit because I felt even more miserable than before... I was humiliated by a hooker.

I want to die

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Brutal af man

 

[DefeatedIncel]

Yeah some whores charge extra for kissing or they won't kiss you at all even though they advertised it. It's hard to find escorts that kiss.

 

[Biowaste Removal]

I'll get an escort if I don't lose my V card by the age of 26, but I'll only do it for the purpose of losing my V card and probably won't do it again

 

[chudjak]

Having sex with whores (so at all) is le bad

 

[Rottensystem]

escorts are basically just human fuck dolls.

 

[fokusin]

How did you live like this for 44 years

 

[drowningindenial]

How did you live like this for 44 years

 

[Yournotcold0]

Brutal af man

 

[lyamo]

How did you live like this for 44

I used to hope that one day I'd find love

 

[Yournotcold0]

The black pill is always lurking

 

[Soystein]

Extremely brutal. I will never go to a prostitute.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

GFE costs more, as it should.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Think picking the right escort for your first time is very difficult. What you want is someone a bit higher class, someone with a functional brain and some basic ethics. But the women this business attracts are often low IQ, money-hungry scum. Would encourage you to try again. In my case, it worked well to be open about my status as a virgin. And exchanging some emails beforehand, to get a feel for who I was meeting ahead of time.

Detailed summary here:

[NSFW] My first time with an escort

[Trigger Warning] This is going to be a detailed report on my first time having sex with an escort. It went suprisingly well, all things considered, which means I will be sharing the suprisingly positive aspects of the experience. Which is pretty close to me bragging about how well my first time...

incels.is

 

[God's Lonely Man]

As someone who wanted to escortmaxx, after reading this, I changed my mind.

 

[Fat Link]

Extremely brutal. I will never go to a prostitute.
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Fuckin brutal man!

 

[Clavicus Vile]

But “muh! Escortcels are fakecels!”

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Think picking the right escort for your first time is very difficult. What you want is someone a bit higher class, someone with a functional brain and some basic ethics. But the women this business attracts are often low IQ, money-hungry scum. Would encourage you to try again. In my case, it worked well to be open about my status as a virgin. And exchanging some emails beforehand, to get a feel for who I was meeting ahead of time.

Detailed summary here:

[NSFW] My first time with an escort

[Trigger Warning] This is going to be a detailed report on my first time having sex with an escort. It went suprisingly well, all things considered, which means I will be sharing the suprisingly positive aspects of the experience. Which is pretty close to me bragging about how well my first time...

incels.is

Similar to my first escort. I explained my situation and thankfully she was very good. YMMV with escorts, though. There are bad ones, even when they're well reviewed.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Similar to my first escort. I explained my situation and thankfully she was very good. YMMV with escorts, though. There are bad ones, even when they're well reviewed.

I got my nuts hurt after a misunderstanding based on a language barrier.... so yeah, feels like playing a gacha game. If I ever find one I find sympathetic and fun in bed I will just stick with that one. Assuming I can afford to.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I'm the opposite. I had a strict rule of only seeing escorts once because I never wanted to fall for one, which is their goal.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I'm the opposite. I had a strict rule of only seeing escorts once because I never wanted to fall for one, which is their goal.

0% risk for me. Too autistic and too used to emotional decoupling.

 

[Doesitmatter?]

But “muh! Escortcels are fakecels!”

@Regressive

 

[Window]

Paying for sex is the worst. You'll never have a good time and you'll feel like shit afterwards. Unless you are Chad and they give you freebies after the first time.

 

[DefeatedIncel]

I'm the opposite. I had a strict rule of only seeing escorts once because I never wanted to fall for one, which is their goal.

Tawd, how much did you pay for your escort sessions?

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Tawd, how much did you pay for your escort sessions?

Most were in the $150/hr range.

 

[DefeatedIncel]

Most were in the $150/hr range.

That's not that bad. I usually pay $250-300/h. Some inkwells here say that escorts in the US charge like $500 at minimum per hour which I thought sounded ridiculous.

 

[Miercoles]

Paying for the mouth that sucked over 1000 cocks

 

[DefeatedIncel]

Paying for the mouth that sucked over 1000 cocks

What makes you think foids on Tinder and irl haven't already sucked over 1000 cocks?

 

[lyamo]

Paying for the mouth that sucked over 1000 cocks

Are you able to fuck a virgin woman for free ???
Me not !!!
I don't care if I have to fuck a white trash for 1000€, If it's my only chance I'll take it

 

[Dregster]

Because I have no chance of losing my virginity and finding love, and I'm 44, I don't want to reach 50 without touching a woman's body.... No way!!!

I decided to book an escort girl last night.

it wasn't what I expected, my cock went flat and the worst thing was to get a kiss, I wanted to feel what's like, specially a French kiss because.. I've never kiss a woman during my shitty life.

she refused the French kiss but just a basic kiss if I want to pay €50.

In total I paid 350€ for less than 40 minutes of shitty sex, I didn't come, I just got my lips on hers, not a real kiss.

When I left, I cried like shit because I felt even more miserable than before... I was humiliated by a hooker.

I want to die

It takes a while to get used the limp dick not screwing you over.

 

[incelerated]

Holy fucking shit man. I don't know what to say. I'm sorry you had to go through this.

 

[SociallyStupid]

I got my nuts hurt after a misunderstanding based on a language barrier....

Lol, do you want to elaborate on that? But yeah, there are unfortunately really few native speakers (or even fluent ones). I looked through a lot of escorts and didn't find one where I was really confident I wanted to book her.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Hoeflation is out of control