Story Episode IV: The Fakecel Strikes Back

[Balding Subhuman]

Once upon a time in the pixelated realm of incels.is, where self-proclaimed outcasts gathered to share tales of despair and rejection, there lived a user named Ron.Belgrade. Ron.Belgrade was a master of deception - a "fakecel," if you will - spending his days posting long-winded treatises on the inherent unfairness of the dating world while secretly swiping right on dating apps.

The fakecel had a unique flair for the tragicomic. He’d regale the forum with exaggerated stories of his near-misses with women, depicting himself as a misunderstood artist trapped in a world that didn’t appreciate his genius. In truth, he was a normie tallfag who had managed to oofy doofy his way into the heart of a lovely woman. Their love blossomed over memes and shared interests, and after a date, they finally sealed the deal one fateful evening. That is - they had raunchy sex.

As he lay there, the ceiling fan spinning lazily above him, Ron.Belgrade felt like a king. "Look at me now, incels!" he thought, grinning at the absurdity of it all. He’d ascended from the depths of despair to the heights of romance! He wasn't an incel anymore.

But as all good things go, news travels fast in the digital world. One fateful day, a post titled "THERE'S A FAKECEL AMONG US" appeared on incels.is, detailing his scandalous secret. The post went viral among the forum's regulars, causing a ruckus that rattled the very foundations of their online kingdom. Another user has ascended. Another fakecel had been found.

The moderation team catched on to this scandal quickly. Fat Link, now working overtime powered by energy drinks and doritos, had to change all the names of the .Belgrade family. The dynasty was over almost as fast as it had started.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Comfy reading for the night.

 

[reveries]

Fat Link, now working overtime powered by energy drinks and doritos

 

[Sheogorath]

I have no idea who the fuck that is

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

i'm happy the bro ascended why are you guys so fucking mad , being incel doesn't mean 0% chance at all you guys are stupid too.

 

[Penguin]

The story of the fakecel is interesting, yet provides information that a lot of users could be fakecels.

 

[Supreme Kanga]

i'm happy the bro ascended why are you guys so fucking mad , being incel doesn't mean 0% chance at all you guys are stupid too.

 

[DarkStar]

i'm happy the bro ascended why are you guys so fucking mad , being incel doesn't mean 0% chance at all you guys are stupid too.

I'm indifferent towards it, but it's just funny & kinda ironic that users such as OP would go on about his alleged "halo" here & then make threads such as these jfl.

I also am not sure if the term fakecel can be used, since I've always understood it as being used to someone who ascended before they joined/whilst still active.

The story of the fakecel is interesting, yet provides information that a lot of users could be fakecels.

See above, according to users such as @NoNiggerNovember who are very close to him said he ascended after he had departed

 

[Biowaste Removal]

I have no idea who the fuck that is

Based OG user

 

[Chang.Beijing]

Once upon a time in the pixelated realm of incels.is, where self-proclaimed outcasts gathered to share tales of despair and rejection, there lived a user named Ron.Belgrade. Ron.Belgrade was a master of deception - a "fakecel," if you will - spending his days posting long-winded treatises on the inherent unfairness of the dating world while secretly swiping right on dating apps.

The fakecel had a unique flair for the tragicomic. He’d regale the forum with exaggerated stories of his near-misses with women, depicting himself as a misunderstood artist trapped in a world that didn’t appreciate his genius. In truth, he was a normie tallfag who had managed to oofy doofy his way into the heart of a lovely woman. Their love blossomed over memes and shared interests, and after a date, they finally sealed the deal one fateful evening. That is - they had raunchy sex.

As he lay there, the ceiling fan spinning lazily above him, Ron.Belgrade felt like a king. "Look at me now, incels!" he thought, grinning at the absurdity of it all. He’d ascended from the depths of despair to the heights of romance! He wasn't an incel anymore.

But as all good things go, news travels fast in the digital world. One fateful day, a post titled "THERE'S A FAKECEL AMONG US" appeared on incels.is, detailing his scandalous secret. The post went viral among the forum's regulars, causing a ruckus that rattled the very foundations of their online kingdom. Another user has ascended. Another fakecel had been found.

The moderation team catched on to this scandal quickly. Fat Link, now working overtime powered by energy drinks and doritos, had to change all the names of the .Belgrade family. The dynasty was over almost as fast as it had started.

Shouldve mentioned me calling him out early too

 

[DarkStar]

Shouldve mentioned me calling him out early too

Like I said, it's funny you & OP are going on about it so much after this all

Seems like you want to latch onto this after the fallout of it all, kinda hypocritical if you ask me.

 

[Chang.Beijing]

Like I said, it's funny you & OP are going on about it so much after this all

Seems like you want to latch onto this after the fallout of it all, kinda hypocritical if you ask me.

To me it’s a joke

 

[DarkStar]

To me it’s a joke

"iTs A jOkE" bro jfl, I can't count the amount of times I've heard this excuse used

You're clearly trying to bag on the fallout of this for four points, all whilst going on being about the "biggest trucel here" despite your stats:

Rate my chances of ascension

STATS: 5’10 Decent Frame Leaning down right now average muscle 15% ish bf gonna be 12 hopefully by the end of the year Face is 6/10 in asia 4/10 in the west hopefully 7/10 and 5/10 respectively by end of cut 6 inch pecker Obviously chink (thats why seperate ratings in asia and humanland)

incels.is

And considering you also have status on here, it's obvious what you're doing.

 

[Autistic Kanga]

When is the @comradespiderman29 movie releasing?

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Like I said, it's funny you & OP are going on about it so much after this all

Seems like you want to latch onto this after the fallout of it all, kinda hypocritical if you ask me.

Its justa lighthearted and shitty/funny story created tongue in cheek. No need to read further into it

But I reckon tone is hard to detect over internet

 

[DarkStar]

Its justa lighthearted and shitty/funny story created tongue in cheek. No need to read further into it

But I reckon tone is hard to detect over internet

I see

I wasn't giving you or anyone else shit btw(apologies if it came that way), I was just pointing out some peoples hypocrisy(as I saw it) in this situation.

And this is a controversial opinion of mine, but someone who ascended after joining(as implied by how he behaved & worded, as well as what iv'e been told_ isn't a "fakecel" since a fakecel is someone who joined after ascending and/or ascended yet still stayed here to LARP.

Such as that @slashER guy from earlier today or that other .org mod mentioned......

 

[Emba]

The story of the fakecel is interesting, yet provides information that a lot of users could be fakecels.

@fakecel thoughts?