It's Over Epic raw meat diet fail

[D. B. Gooner]

I've been buying and eating raw pork rib for like 2 weeks now thinking it was beef. I've been going to a butchers I've never gone to before and I've been asking them for 'rib' without explicitly saying beef because I'm stupid. And I figured it was beef because it tasted really good, better than any beef rib I've had before. I'm completely fine, but the stigma around pork has me worried so I'm here to share my retardedness.

This is, however, a good time to experiment on myself. If I did get trichinella, I should be seeing the symptoms any day now. If 45 days pass and I'm completely fine, I might even intentionally eat raw pork from time to time.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I've been buying and eating raw pork

Mogs me for eating meat

 

[nice_try]

intentionally eat raw pork from time to time.

but why, tho

 

[D. B. Gooner]

but why, tho

Cheaper than beef, and the ribs specifically taste better.

 

[nice_try]

Cheaper than beef, and the ribs specifically taste better.

but why raw

 

[Mecoja]

Mogs me for eating meat

 

[Mecoja]

but why raw

Returning to monke

 

[Angry_runt]

Returning to monke

Literally to monke. Our ancestors were eating roasted meat before they were even humans.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Literally to monke. Our ancestors were eating roasted meat before they were even humans.

A jew told you that.

 

[Angry_runt]

A jew told you that.

At least jews can tell beef from pork.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

D. B. Gooner

 

[starystulejarz]

A jew told you that.

jew told you to drink water and breathe air so better stop that

 

[Emba]

At least jews can tell beef from pork.

@JEWS thoughts?

 

[D. B. Gooner]

jew told you to drink water and breathe air so better stop that

Who says I drink water

 

[starystulejarz]

Who says I drink water

 

[Castaway]

How have you been preparing the meat?

 

[D. B. Gooner]

How have you been preparing the meat?

Just raw

 

[Friezacel]

Literally to monke. Our ancestors were eating roasted meat before they were even humans.

Yeah, but they also had much more powerful and bigger jaws to chew that tough meat

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Raw pork is ballsy
Not saying you will get sick but all it takes is one of the ribs to be contaminated and yeah it won't be fun at all for you.
But also pigs are generally disgusting and eat their own shit and each other. So yeah I would suggest cooking it well done

 

[Angry_runt]

Yeah, but they also had much more powerful and bigger jaws to chew that tough meat

I meant in the sense that our ancestors weren't regularly eating raw meat for a hundred thousand years. Those before them that did eat raw meat you wouldn't mistake for humans because they looked and acted like apes.
I think it's one of those manosphere/redpill scams like showering with cold water or sleeping without a pillow or suntanning your balls. It does nothing except make life shittier.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I meant in the sense that our ancestors weren't regularly eating raw meat for a hundred thousand years. Those before them that did eat raw meat you wouldn't mistake for humans because they looked and acted like apes.
I think it's one of those manosphere/redpill scams like showering with cold water or sleeping without a pillow or suntanning your balls. It does nothing except make life shittier.

Except there are many tribes that still eat raw meat to this day. Also suntanning your balls is good.

 

[Ellsworth]

Pork ribs are good but cook them and put bbq sauce on nigga

 

[Angry_runt]

Except there are many tribes that still eat raw meat to this day.

Which tribes? Name them and I'll look them up and post some pics of them.

Also suntanning your balls is good.

@RedPillMAGAgroyper1488 told you this
Which would be okay if he didn't just pull it out of his ass

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Which tribes? Name them and I'll look them up and post some pics of them.

Search it up little nigga, the ego on you to think that I care to change your mind.

 

[Angry_runt]

Search it up little nigga, the ego on you to think that I care to change your mind.

I did search and it's bullshit, but I was trying to be polite and not call you out on it.
There's Eskimos who eat raw seal eyeballs and livers once a year during some ritual, but most of the time they eat pizza and shit like that.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I did search and it's bullshit, but I was trying to be polite and not call you out on it.
There's Eskimos who eat raw seal eyeballs and livers once a year during some ritual, but most of the time they eat pizza and shit like that.

Eskimos eat pizza when I say tribes I don't mean the eskimo community in Vancouver. You didn't search shit.