News Emperor's 1st speech

[nausea]

Emperor Nausea speaks :

It is with responsilibity and magnificence I rise to supreme power today.
Things are gonna change drastically from now on. Under my rule, the plagues will be eradicated, the tyranny will be crushed to the ground and its minions hanged high.
Rejoyce incels people. A beautiful dawn has appeared - Ummahty qad laha fajrun.
I now retire to the internal quarters. Will announce soon the new Imperial Actions.

The dignitaries may now proceed with their submission.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

tell me your secret of sniffing out foids.

 

[nausea]

Ave Imperator. I am G.K. I am here to omage your investiture and pay respect. May the God of the Sky grant us victory over our enemies.

here's my gift

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Takbir

 

[nausea]

Masa al khayr, Basileus. Me O.B.L. Me here to pay respect and to declare full support to our common cause. May Allah swt grant us nusra.

here's my omage

 

[blickpall]

Still can't tell if you're a super dedicated LARPer, schizophrenic, or just generally bonkers.

 

[Ritalincel]

[LifeFuel]

 

[nausea]

Hoi, here's D. Here to pay respect and give congrats. My gang is with you.

please, accept this gift

 

[Deleted member 265]

Still can't tell if you're a super dedicated LARPer, schizophrenic, or just generally bonkers.

t. normie

 

[Ritalincel]

save a horse, eat a woman

tbh

 

[blickpall]

t. normie

?

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Still can't tell if you're a super dedicated LARPer, schizophrenic, or just generally bonkers.

how about all of the above

 

[blickpall]

how about all of the above

This is also a viable option.

 

[nausea]

Tovarish, this is a great day. I am S. Here to celebrate you in the name of CCCP.

please, accept this gift from the glorious soviet people

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Tovarish, this is a great day. I am S. Here to celebrate you in the name of CCCP.

please, accept this gift from the glorious soviet people

mmm so many gifts i cant handle rn

 

[nausea]

Jazakallah. M.A.J. here. JaS is with you, Emperor.

accept our humble gift, please

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Thought you were referring to this speech OP

 

[nausea]

Szabroj. My name is B.S. The government of Kazahstan much respects your Empire.

please, accept this traditional prayer from my country as a gift

 

[nausea]

Hallo. Me am O.vB. Me giving respekt to powerful Empire.

accept this please

 

[nausea]

Ave Caesar, B.M. here. Honor to you. Vinceremo !

gift

 

[GreenBull]

All hail Nausea- the emperor .

 

[nausea]

Dumu batemu. M. sogo no. Bamu dommu.

balami

 

[orchis]

Okay.

 

[nausea]

Hallo. A.H. here. I celebrate with you this day. Totalen und radikalen krieg !

please, honor me accepting this

 

[nausea]

Tavai tavai, I am T. With great joy I celebrate this day with you. My support is total.

accept this, please

 

[averageblokecel]

Still can't tell if you're a super dedicated LARPer, schizophrenic, or just generally bonkers.

Scientifically speaking, badshit crazy or attention seeking

 

[nausea]

Hello. I'm Y. I beg you for mercy, Emperor. I will never ban\warn you again. Please spare me. I understand I am an imbecileblob.

here's the finger I used to press the banbutton against you, I chopped it off and offer it to you as a sign of submission

 

[nausea]

Hello, P. here. Congrats. RUS Federazjya is with you.

gift

 

[nausea]

Ave, Imperator. Me A.

my gift

 

[nausea]

Dawla al-Islamya, my Emperor. Me C. Takbir.

gift

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Szabroj. My name is B.S. The government of Kazahstan much respects your Empire.

please, accept this traditional prayer from my country as a gift

lol i remember that part was funny as fk

 

[Volcel420]

 

[nausea]

Hello, R. here. My people is at your side.

accept kindly this gift

 

[blickpall]

"The Emperor's First Speech" (2018)

★★☆☆☆

Synopsis: a painfully slow look into the mind of an incel who has truly lost grip on time, reality, and lost the battle against a mounting delusion of grandeur, perpetuated by multiple LARPing personalities.

 

[nausea]

Empereur, N. here to celebrate you.

present

 

[MogekoLord]

You are most gracious emperor, lord nausea.

Pls protect us from the yeti

 

[nausea]

Hoey. X. here. Beautiful news.

please, generous Emperor, accept this

 

[nausea]

Hi. G. here. May your spirit be guided by wisdom.

accept this present, my beloved

 

[nausea]

Ave, Caesar. Me G. Libertà !

have this

 

[nausea]

Hoy, me I. Full respect to you.

please, honor me and accept this present

 

[nausea]

ok, the Emperor is delighted

the gifts are sincere and valuable

the Emperor salutes you

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Hail

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Over for emperorcels

 

[solblue]

I wonder if there was an important message hidden beneath all the ramblings

 

[Mainländer]

Highest of IQs