Elon Musk has a huge dick. Life is not fair.

[Deleted member 5089]

I just read that his girlfriend Grimes sent some messages to some famous female rapper who is her friend, commenting the size of Musk's dick. She bragged it was huge. It was later confirmed.

Life is just not fair. Someone get's to be one of richest people on earth, genius with high IQ, colonizing Mars, and on top of that he gets a huge dick?!

Life is just not fair... he got all of that, but on top of everything - a huge dick? Wtf?

 

[highinhibition]

the noggs that bullied him didnt traumatize him enough

 

[Saudade]

Yeah I bet that huge dick and genius high IQ would have helped him if he didn't moneymaxx

 

[wgm24]

Is he really a genius?

 

[Deleted member 38364]

He has a dick implant of some sort. Like a vibrator thing. I'm not joking.

It's from a podcast (TrueAnon) episode. They're acquainted with Azaelia Banks who in turn is friends with Grimes. She's the one who posted about Elon's elongated dick in the first place. Trying to find the episode right now.

 

[FrothySolutions]

He has a dick implant of some sort. Like a vibrator thing. I'm not joking.

I don't think that's a real thing... but if it does exist, Musk seems like the particular blend of eccentric to use one.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

He has a dick implant of some sort. Like a vibrator thing. I'm not joking.

Where did you read about that?

 

[Deleted member 38364]

Where did you read about that?

View: https://youtu.be/VkidIPlVZEs?t=190


They're friends with Azealia Banks who in turn is friends with Grimes. She's the one who chatted with Grimes about Elon's elongated dick and then leaked the conversation, so she was probably the source they're talking about.

 

[Deleted member 36514]

Is he really a genius?

I mean he is the Worlds richest man

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Rich people pay publicists to spread info like that. Donald Trump did the same thing, "tell everyone that he had a huge penis, and that it was the best sex you ever had".

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I mean he is the Worlds richest man

... known to public
There are tons of royal/old money families who wealthmog him

 

[erenyeager]

He has a dick implant of some sort. Like a vibrator thing. I'm not joking.

It's from a podcast (TrueAnon) episode. They're acquainted with Azaelia Banks who in turn is friends with Grimes. She's the one who posted about Elon's elongated dick in the first place. Trying to find the episode right now.

jfl it ain't even natural. But instead some elongated surgical mutilated dick jfl moneymaxxxcel Elon almost got me. But like his hairline and dick it is fake and he can't hide the true genes of musk

I don't think that's a real thing... but if it does exist, Musk seems like the particular blend of eccentric to use one.

It's real. They can insert silicone or some kind of vibrator into said tissue to make it expand and throb more. But it's expensive and costly and risky. Only the richest of rich can afford that

 

[Youthpilled]

This nigger is also 6'3

 

[Rhaast]

Dude got billions on top of billions. It could be some kind of surgery.

 

[22yearoldcel]

Life is just not fair. Someone get's to be one of richest people on earth, genius with high IQ, colonizing Mars, and on top of that he gets a huge dick?!

Life is just not fair... he got all of that, but on top of everything - a huge dick? Wtf?

He's a businessman far from genius.(genius like grigory perelman) he's dumb as fuck actually

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I just read that his girlfriend Grimes sent some messages to some famous female rapper who is her friend, commenting the size of Musk's dick. She bragged it was huge. It was later confirmed.

Life is just not fair. Someone get's to be one of richest people on earth, genius with high IQ, colonizing Mars, and on top of that he gets a huge dick?!

Life is just not fair... he got all of that, but on top of everything - a huge dick? Wtf?

its because he's better than you

 

[wgm24]

He's a businessman far from genius.(genius like grigory perelman) he's dumb as fuck actually

This is what I'm saying like he didn't invent anything. He's just like Steve Jobs, a charismatic face. Except he isn't even charismatic

 

[Deleted member 36666]

This is what I'm saying like he didn't invent anything. He's just like Steve Jobs, a charismatic face. Except he isn't even charismatic

I hate the reddit cucks who worship him, but you should have the honesty to admit that he's doing lots of things right, otherwise he wouldn't be so successful.

His success is mostly a product of how the systems of the world are wholly inadequate, but I digress.

It takes skin to win this game.

 

[I want to believe]

He has a dick implant of some sort. Like a vibrator thing. I'm not joking.

Based.

 

[MisterMeme]

He has a dick implant of some sort. Like a vibrator thing. I'm not joking.

It's from a podcast (TrueAnon) episode. They're acquainted with Azaelia Banks who in turn is friends with Grimes. She's the one who posted about Elon's elongated dick in the first place. Trying to find the episode right now.

If you don't have a vibrating dick then it's over for you.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

This is what I'm saying like he didn't invent anything. He's just like Steve Jobs, a charismatic face. Except he isn't even charismatic

Cope, he is charismatic; otherwise normies wouldn't be fawning over him and he wouldn't have even become so rich in the first place. His face isn't that good but he's a voicechad and a tallfag.

Holy shit, the top fucking comment:

How do people hate this man?! He's a genius.

I bet they wouldn't be calling him a "man" if he had my height and voice.

 

[incelerated]

Fuck that evil bastard.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

charismatic

Nah, he just plays the "I'm a white guy who likes Star Wars like you" card, normies love that.

His face isn't that good but he's a voicechad and a tallfag.

This is his entire "personality" tbh.

 

[incelerated]

He's a businessman far from genius.(genius like grigory perelman) he's dumb as fuck actually

Based. These motherfuckers are just endlessly evil. He inherited apartheid money from his daddy and increased it through evilness.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

Nah, he just plays the "I'm a white guy who likes Star Wars like you" card, normies love that.

They wouldn't love me if I did that same thing. And I'm a cumskin.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

They wouldn't love me if I did that same thing.

Just grow a foot higher and be white

 

[GhostedPhantom]

Just grow a foot higher and be white

I'm already the latter (I forgot to include that) but I'll need to lift in the shower for years to achieve the former. Wish me luck, brocels!

 

[wgm24]

Based. These motherfuckers are just endlessly evil. He inherited apartheid money from his daddy and increased it through evilness.

 

[Meus]

Why are you so obsessed with Musks dick?

 

[yez]

Elon statusmog, dickmog, moneymog most men in world

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

i dont know. he is manlet and..