im an elbowcel.
i have olcecranon bursitis. this causes my elbows to protrude 2.5 inches from my arm. this is the main reason why im an incel.
there was one time, the closest i ever came to leaving the incel life behind, when i actually had a date with a mild stacy. i had this kick ass baggy tie dye sweatshirt at the time that i used to hide my elbows. i took her to a coffee house and i had her pay for herself, as a man should. but after drinking my coffee i began to become very warm and sweat a good deal. the thought of rolling up my sleeves was terrifying but i feared that if i didnt i would sweat through my shirt i needed for work later. eventually i gave in and rolled my sleeves up.
as soon as she saw my elbows she burst out laughing. the bitch was a god damn hyena. she then began facetiming her friends and showing all of them my elbows. they called me pointy elbow guy (not very creative). but it drove my self esteem to the lowest level.
i then stood up and began to speak in a commanding tone, "i am a man. i deserve respect from you as you are less than me. i was nice. i didnt make you pay for my coffee (as she should). but now i see that you are just a stupid bitch cunt stacy and all you care about is dumb chad cock."
this made her laugh even harder and i ran out of the coffee shop.
that as 7 years ago. i was 20 then.
ive still never kissed a girl.
i have olcecranon bursitis. this causes my elbows to protrude 2.5 inches from my arm. this is the main reason why im an incel.
there was one time, the closest i ever came to leaving the incel life behind, when i actually had a date with a mild stacy. i had this kick ass baggy tie dye sweatshirt at the time that i used to hide my elbows. i took her to a coffee house and i had her pay for herself, as a man should. but after drinking my coffee i began to become very warm and sweat a good deal. the thought of rolling up my sleeves was terrifying but i feared that if i didnt i would sweat through my shirt i needed for work later. eventually i gave in and rolled my sleeves up.
as soon as she saw my elbows she burst out laughing. the bitch was a god damn hyena. she then began facetiming her friends and showing all of them my elbows. they called me pointy elbow guy (not very creative). but it drove my self esteem to the lowest level.
i then stood up and began to speak in a commanding tone, "i am a man. i deserve respect from you as you are less than me. i was nice. i didnt make you pay for my coffee (as she should). but now i see that you are just a stupid bitch cunt stacy and all you care about is dumb chad cock."
this made her laugh even harder and i ran out of the coffee shop.
that as 7 years ago. i was 20 then.
ive still never kissed a girl.
