1. Strip Club (spend a lot of cash)
2. Massage (enjoy the full body rubbing)
3. Go to nudist beach (you might be ugly, but girls will see your huge 9in cock and ignore your non-chiseled jaw face)
4. Go to party with lots of makeup on Halloween and approach girls!
5. Pay friend wink wink to pretend to be your wife and do swingers party club
6. Crossdress well and go to frat party and make out with hot drunk sorority girls as a girl
7. Walmart simple pick up lines (obese women are ready for you)
8. Do some heavy drugs with the gang and women are horny in the hood
9. Join a fitness and become the best muscle man ( approach at will)
10. And finally- become rich through good financial investing and business!
As you can see comrades, we shall never surrender, never give in to Chad's oppression!
2. Massage (enjoy the full body rubbing)
3. Go to nudist beach (you might be ugly, but girls will see your huge 9in cock and ignore your non-chiseled jaw face)
4. Go to party with lots of makeup on Halloween and approach girls!
5. Pay friend wink wink to pretend to be your wife and do swingers party club
6. Crossdress well and go to frat party and make out with hot drunk sorority girls as a girl
7. Walmart simple pick up lines (obese women are ready for you)
8. Do some heavy drugs with the gang and women are horny in the hood
9. Join a fitness and become the best muscle man ( approach at will)
10. And finally- become rich through good financial investing and business!
As you can see comrades, we shall never surrender, never give in to Chad's oppression!
