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Serious efficient way to kill yourself

lonelycurry26

lonelycurry26

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Need efficient way to kill myself. Like instructions. I dont wanna live anymore. Please give me some websites with instructions or just advice. This is serious.
 
Carbon monoxide machine(in minecraft)
 
That’s felony to assist in suicide :feelshehe:
 
I don’t think we’re allowed to discuss suicide-methods here
 
DO NOT get drunk and jump from at least the 5th floor
 
That’s felony to assist in suicide :feelshehe:
had to many blackpills today. my two sexhaving friends delivered blackpill after blackpill. Too much for. One is younger than me, the other one elder than me but both 1,80m+ guys.

I dont wanna live anymore. I can not win. It is over. Life for me means living and aging and then meeting death.
 
If you have a car, park it somewhere where nobody will see and then run a hose from the exhaust to inside the cab through the window. Let it run and just chill. Make sure to have as little ventilation to the outside as possible. Some alcohol will probably make it easier and more pleasent. If not maybe a lawn mower in a garage
 
calm down.. take a cold shower and go to bed
helps me everytime im in a similar mood like yours

i hope you are not doing this for attention
 
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had to many blackpills today. my two sexhaving friends delivered blackpill after blackpill. Too much for. One is younger than me, the other one elder than me but both 1,80m+ guys.

I dont wanna live anymore. I can not win. It is over. Life for me means living and aging and then meeting death.
What's your height?
 
Don't listen to him, jump from the 4th floor and save yourself the stamina :feelsdevil:
Nah he probably won't die from that. Find the tallest motherfucking building and land on some foid on your way down. You only die once. Go out with a bang.

Jfl at jumping from 4th floor Is probably the most incel way to die "aahh muh fracture" "muh brain damage" you're paralyzed for the rest of your life in a vegetable state. That's worse than death.

Just lol at incels who can't even die properly. Imagine failing at both life and death. GigaTruecel trait

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Why does it have to be efficient? If you're going to be dead what do you care if it's super wasteful?

Also, don't do it. It's beyond cucked to do exactly what normies, chads and stacies want you to do.
 
Just don’t pull an ass_f
 
So glad they were banned. Did they actually commit suicide?
fucking wish that whore did. should have live-streamed it too so that we can all laugh at it. good thing she is banned.
 
Was it confirmed that it was a female?
She never admitted it but when you look at the typing style it resembles that of a foid. Also the threads read like stuff you would find on fds. Many users have pointed this out. Think of it as another sillytruecel
 
She never admitted it but when you look at the typing style it resembles that of a foid. Also the threads read like stuff you would find on fds. Many users have pointed this out. Think of it as another sillytruecel
yeah I get you, foids have a certain way of communicating. Glad we were ridded of her
 
yeah I get you, foids have a certain way of communicating. Glad we were ridded of her
She left by herself jfl because we bullied her out of here. The mods still didn’t suspect shit lol. Either way, it’s good that the nuisance is gone
 
DO NOT make an exit bag (in minecraft)
 
moving cars (in minecraft)
 
Do the car shit where they exhaust
 
Just kill your ego theory: Meditation.
 
trainspotting is a great hobby, the best way to get a proper pic of your fav locomotive is to stand right in front of it 1 sec before it hits, remember to jump outta the way!
 
Need efficient way to kill myself. Like instructions. I dont wanna live anymore. Please give me some websites with instructions or just advice. This is serious.
Talk to 100 girls and ask for their number. Youd be ready and commited by #5 and by #100 youd have a full plan accessible by you whether it is bungey jumping from a chair, hobo train rails, old peter pan trying to get back to neverland, or jumping into a zoo enclosure to pet the giant kitty cat.
talking to 100 women will help remove all your inhib that prevents commitment to a spiritual life. Its suifuel.
Women will give you ideas how to kill yourself. Just ask "thanks for the brutal rejection. Can you give a suggestion on how to kill myself effectively?" after an "eww creep". Record every response on video or written as part of your "its just a prank, journal"
 
Talk to 100 girls and ask for their number. Youd be ready and commited by #5 and by #100 youd have a full plan accessible by you whether it is bungey jumping from a chair, hobo train rails, old peter pan trying to get back to neverland, or jumping into a zoo enclosure to pet the giant kitty cat.
talking to 100 women will help remove all your inhib that prevents commitment to a spiritual life. Its suifuel.
Women will give you ideas how to kill yourself. Just ask "thanks for the brutal rejection. Can you give a suggestion on how to kill myself effectively?" after an "eww creep". Record every response on video or written as part of your "its just a prank, journal"
 
Jump off a cliff
 
retarded post.
dont kill yourself
 
i am not advocating for you to kill yourself, just scientifically answering your question. a bitter almonds contains roughly 4-9 milligrams of cyanide with an average of 6, and ingesting 3 mg per 2.2 lb (1 kg) of your body weight will kill you. of course you can literally order forms of cyanide, which i do not recommend you do! life is valuable and you have a lot to live for sweaty.
 
I don’t really want to encourage suicide, man, only when it comes to an IncelTears foid.
 

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