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easy 1000 calorie bloatmax meal

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-1 pack of instant noodles
-quarter pound of ground beef
-1 egg
-25g of butter
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Might have to try soon
 
Based, i make myself similar only with roasted chicken. Ground meat and homemade noodles go great because they are more chewy.
 
Is it really 1000 calorie? I eat that if i want to starvemaxx
 
I know much easier and lower effort needing ways how to become ultraogre (but I don't recommend)
 
Eating lot of sugary foods and drinking enERgy drinks, add some fat like many sweets and amount of eaten proteins would be irrelevant, because you'll be bloating in uncontrollable way. That's why I was 300 lbs one year ago. Just compulsive eating, no physical activity and being trucel made me this. But even losing weight (100 lbs) didn't make my jawline sharp or at least visible.
 
Eggs are yellow yolks stored inside the hens coochie, Ewwww
 

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