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Dying a virgin

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I’m genuinely curious as to why those you u who are still a virgin have not just hired a prostitute? You can get a clean and pretty one for real cheap if you look in the right place. Or just get a happy ending massage. I haven’t gotten an happy ending yet but I will, lemme know your experience with em. Explain to me why not. Back when there was no light at the end of the tunnel I would have if I wasn’t so dirt poor. It’ll olny run you $200. Go get ya dick wet
 
because i don't have a job. i have no money
 
This post is glowing
 
paying for it is cucked
 
ESCORT PUSSY BELONGS TO INCEL :lasereyes:
 
Im disgusted from them
 
Why would glowies in the fucking FBI care about what some incels are doing with prostitutes? :feelshaha:
Is that what “this post is glowing “ means? Nah man I don’t care too much, just tryna help a player out
 
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I want to fuck a prostitute. Only problems are: 1. They are illegal in my state and I'm too autistic to find one. 2. The only state they are legal in is over 2,000 miles away. I'm too broke to travel that far
 
I’m genuinely curious as to why those you u who are still a virgin have not just hired a prostitute?
It's criminal where I live, Eurocel.
 
I want to fuck a prostitute. Only problems are: 1. They are illegal in my state and I'm too autistic to find one. 2. The only state they are legal in is over 2,000 miles away. I'm too broke to travel that far I wasn’t suggest
I wasn’t suggesting the legal route. There are a bunch of websites and try a sketchy looking Asian massage parlor.
 
I wasn’t suggesting the legal route. There are a bunch of websites and try a sketchy looking Asian massage parlor.
Like I said, I'm too autistic for that and would probably get caught somehow
 
I know the process if you want to dm me
What? The site tryst.link? I know there are some ways, but I just don't wanna get caught somehow and get legal trouble.
 
That’s the site I was looking for. Just don’t get caught
I might try once I have some more spare cash. Right now I'm broke except for the 2k I have saved, but that has to go towards fixing my muscle car. I need it fixed so I can have fun driving fast. Cars are one of my best copes and I hate seeing it sit there in the garage
 
I might try once I have some more spare cash. Right now I'm broke except for the 2k I have saved, but that has to go towards fixing my muscle car. I need it fixed so I can have fun driving fast. Cars are one of my best copes and I hate seeing it sit there in the garage
Don’t rush it, and be smart about it. A vCard will always be more useful then sex
 
What? The site tryst.link? I know there are some ways, but I just don't wanna get caught somehow and get legal trouble.
Just don't initiate sex. Paying for an escort service is legal, it's not criminal to pay someone to hang out with you for an hour. If it is a sting operation, the lady cop will try and make you make the first move --a real hooker will do the opposite. And no lady cop is going to fuck an inkie just to get a conviction. So that's the work around. Also don't follow up on any ad that mentions sex explicitly.
 
Just don't initiate sex. Paying for an escort service is legal, it's not criminal to pay someone to hang out with you for an hour. If it is a sting operation, the lady cop will try and make you make the first move --a real hooker will do the opposite. And no lady cop is going to fuck an inkie just to get a conviction. So that's the work around. Also don't follow up on any ad that mentions sex explicitly.
Ok. I'm still very nervous about trying it for fear of fucking up. I think my best bet, at least for the first time, is to just travel to Nevada where it's legal and I can literally just walk into a whorehouse and pay one of them for it straight up.
 
well, legal plus 4000$ out of your bank account. Those girls ain't cheap.

Also only certain counties in nevada and certain registered brothels in those counties.
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||Also if you're a desert dweller like me getting to this place ain't much trouble. But if you live in the good areas of the US, then you'll have to drive A LONG way or buy a plane ticket + rental car
 
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Better to die a virgin. Than to live long enough to see yourself become a landwhale fucker.
 
well, legal plus 4000$ out of your bank account. Those girls ain't cheap.
More like $400 for a single time, but I get the point. They are way overpriced for sure. At least an autist like me could do it easily there though without getting in trouble
 
Missed a zero there, I'm not joking. It really is in the multiple thousands for legal whore pussy.
I heard it was around $300-1200 for a legal whore there from what I saw online
 
what other reasons?
Prostitution is illegal where i live so its always mafia involved, also i would need to travel to a bigger city and i cant drive. Im a christian so it would probably make me feel guilty. Anxiety also.
 
saw online
They're not allowed to advertise prices over the internet. Dude's on reddit said it's multiple thousands.

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And it's likely to only go up. Even if the girls charged a bit of a premium for this guy to get the CHAD experience, it'll still be like 2500 to 3500 individually.
 
It is expensive in whore houses. Just go to Tijuana. There are so many beautiful women there who are legal prostitution. Tijuana is the city where American men go to fuck, people pop viagra like candy. You’d have to not have a dick to not get laid there.
 
It is expensive in whore houses. Just go to Tijuana. There are so many beautiful women there who are legal prostitution. Tijuana is the city where American men go to fuck, people pop viagra like candy. You’d have to not have a dick to not get laid there.
Yeah... yeah..


And maybe get decapitated by the cartel. That's what terrifies me about that particular gambit.
 
Also I hear lots of women from that one country are going there. I think it was Venezuela. The country with the crazy pro-capitalist leader who crashed the economy and now everyone’s leaving tryna find work
 
Yeah... yeah..


And maybe get decapitated by the cartel. That's what terrifies me about that particular gambit.
It’s literally right on the edge of the boarder , calm down. Prostitutes would make the cartel more money if they ran the city like that rather than cutting off peoples heads
 

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