Dumb artsy Instagram bitch insists I list my favorite south park character

[Bedford Stye]

Geez. So, we have to jump through 87 hoops on the toilets "demand list".

THEN they throw in some totally ridiculous "soul mate" random that I also have to pass-go.

Various ones I've seen:.

1. Identify with some south Park character.

2. Have dimples.

3. Feed rescue cats with eye droppers.

4. Smell musky "but not gamy".

5. Be tall "but Lithe".

Fuck! Boyos, don't ever get married

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

 

[Emba]

Ok

 

[Bedford Stye]

Ok

She'd fuck Chad, but if Chad married her she'd eventually demand he start checking boxes

 

[JestER]

Kill yourself

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

the one with the large head

 

[PPEcel]

Kill yourself