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Gaming Duke Nukem is the biggest chad of all time

FinnCel

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He's the most stereotypical chad you can think of
Duke_NukemForever.jpg


He's 6'4", has a good hairline, jaw, muscles, etc...
He has saved the Earth from multiple alien invasions
He fucks chicks almost 24/7 and everyone loves him
Everyone worships everything he says

He's wearing sunglasses all the time. He probably knows he has shit eye area so he hides it
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He would definitely be incel without those glasses.
 
Inb4 he has blackopscel tier eye area
 
Duke nukem time to kill was one of my favourite ever games, got it back in 1999, good times
 
Just wear sunglasses for all your life theory
 
6'4, mogs me to oblivion
 
JFL @ saying DUKE NUKEM would be incel. Obviously not true lmao.
 
Looks like me :chad:
 
Doomguy is a manlet, Duke Nukem is an eyeareacel, Gordon is a voicecel, Caleb is an oldcel (and a truecel really, he's ugly as shit only got manipulated into joining a cult by some roastie), Lo Wang is a ricecel.
 
Doomguy is a manlet, Duke Nukem is an eyeareacel, Gordon is a voicecel, Caleb is an oldcel (and a truecel really, he's ugly as shit only got manipulated into joining a cult by some roastie), Lo Wang is a ricecel.
High IQ observation
But isn't doomguy 6'+?
 
High IQ observation
But isn't doomguy 6'+?
His sprite always seems squashed and he gets heightmogged by Barons ov Hell. I bet they had Meeks effect on foids when they attacked earth in Doom 2 and foids were saying that aww everybody deserves a second chance <3.
 
 
@wereq please design a robust female duke nukem, something like say Moly Nukem idk
 

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