It's Over Drive through workers should be required to give you a kiss if you ask

[Total Imbecile]

So many times I go out to get food and theres some qt3.14 working at the drivethru window and I just wish I could get a hug or a kiss or touch her hair

But it will never happen, and so I just say thanks, get my card and food and drive off

Their faux nice act is just a jewish plot to get us to spend more

 

[PPEcel]

Why? That sounds like a public health issue.

 

[Pengwin]

This is peak lactose intolerance

 

[Personalityinkwell]

IT bait

 

[TheSecondComing]

IT bait

 

[ToxicPersonality]

Lol youre not wrong. I work in a fast food place part time and they will try and put atttactive females in the window. The only place that doesnt is like mcdonalds because no attractive girl would work there

 

[Deleted member 23981]

thousands of men will kiss them and youll kiss them afterwards jfl and i feel shy as shit when i talk to the cashier

 

[goydivision]

thousands of men will kiss them and youll kiss them afterwards jfl and i feel shy as shit when i talk to the cashier

same mentality as shoving your cock in a whores used wound after its been pounded by at least 10 different chads

 

[OnGP]

IT bait

Pretty much this

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Lol youre not wrong. I work in a fast food place part time and they will try and put atttactive females in the window.

yeah I noticed that at Chipotle like all the workers are teen foids

 

[ToxicPersonality]

yeah I noticed that at Chipotle like all the workers are teen foids

Yep same at my place basicallu. Atleast in the morning shift that i work. Later oin in the evening shift theyll put the older ones. But in the morning and noon time its majority young hot foids. This id why i said im going to grope one of them but i got a 20% warning (joke mods not serious) fucking mods

 

[Deleted member 20207]

@LastGerman thoughts?

 

[TheBasedCel]

This is peak lactose intolerance

Just nectar of Evropa max theory

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

Why? That sounds like a public health issue.

 

[AnonAutist]

So many times I go out to get food and theres some qt3.14 working at the drivethru window and I just wish I could get a hug or a kiss or touch her hair

But it will never happen, and so I just say thanks, get my card and food and drive off

Their faux nice act is just a jewish plot to get us to spend more

This might actually a viable idea for a new chain of drive through fast food places. Like how Hooters brought the strip club experience to family restaurants and made horny 16 and 17 year olds pay double for ordinary burgers and fries. And got middle aged men to go so they can gawk at a pair of young tits and overpay for plain food.

Some doomers go to the 24/7 supermarket at night when they feel lonely just to say hi, or get a fake service smile from the woman at the check out.

Expect incredible business during the night time when doomers and other lonely men go out subconsciously desperate for a sliver of human connection. $xyz dollar minimum order but when you come up to the window the girl will reach over to give you the food, touch your hand, whisper some soothing, comforting words in your ear and gives you a little kiss on the cheek. That's it. That's the value add.

Customers can delude themselves into thinking these young women are not fancy sex workers - it's a food service after all - and this way you can extract money from self hating simps. E-thots can simulate a lot of aspects of a girlfriend experience through a screen, but they cannot simulate the kinetic aspect of small acts of intimacy in a girl friend boy friend relationship.

Hole in the market.

The drive thru would have tight security obviously and any unhygienic and harrassing customers would be banned from the premises for life. Girls working the windows will be young(ish) ages 18 to 29 and selected on their girl-next-door cuteness level (not overtly sexy).

Just a little simulacra of a human connection, fully commoditizated in a world full of alienation and atomization.

 

[PPEcel]

This might actually a viable idea for a new chain of drive through fast food places.

Expect incredible business during the night time when doomers and other lonely men go out subconsciously desperate for a sliver of human connection. $xyz dollar minimum order but when you come up to the window the girl will reach over to give you the food, touch your hand, whisper some soothing, comforting words in your ear and gives you a little kiss on the cheek. That's it. That's the value add.

Over for driverlicensepilled @LastGerman

 

[AnonAutist]

Over for driverlicensepilled @LastGerman

Works as a deterrent for a large amount of trucels as well, since they have no driver licenses or cars, and are too poor and repulsive for the service in general. This will also comfort the girls knowing they won't have to engage with total freaks - as for the girls, to motivate them you'd tell them they are vital care workers keeping struggling men from roping.

Additional security concerns would be stalking of window girls by customers who are in love with them - don't have a solution for that yet and might be why this service does not yet exist IRL.

 

[PPEcel]

Works as a deterrent for a large amount of trucels as well, since they have no driver licenses or cars, and are too poor and repulsive for the service in general. This will also comfort the girls knowing they won't have to engage with total freaks - as for the girls, to motivate them you'd tell them they are vital care workers keeping struggling men from roping.

Additional security concerns would be stalking of window girls by customers who are in love with them - don't have a solution for that yet and might be why this service does not yet exist IRL.

It really seems way too complicated what is simply a fast food chain -- with public health, security, and legal issues. I assume you're a burgercel -- well, OSHA might want a word with you.

I don't think I'd ever visit JFL. If I want fast food, I'll grab fast food. If I want human contact, I'll visit an escort. I don't really like the idea of crossing the two, Hooters is the farthest you can take this concept.

 

[LastGerman]

@LastGerman thoughts?

Moggs me.

So many times I go out to get food and theres some qt3.14 working at the drivethru window and I just wish I could get a hug or a kiss or touch her hair

Moggs me at using the drivethru.

 

[Made in Heaven]

Just watch ASMR bro

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Lol