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Probably about a year ago, I was ill, and went to the kitchen to get some orange juice. Bear in mind that I was hardly awake, nevermind eagle-eyed, and didn't even bother lightswitchmaxxing, so I poured myself a medium sized glass of orange juice, but the orange juice ran out halfway! I was like "fuck this shit I'm getting more orange juice" so I opened the fridge to see another orange juice, but it was in a carton like wtf?? But whatever, it was open and and orange carton so I reminded myself to tell my mother not to open the new orange juice before we finish the old one, because otherwise it gets all sour n shiz, but I'll let it slide because I'm pretty sure she was nice to me that day and I really didn't have the energy.
I poured the orange juice into the half empty (not half full) glass, and put the carton down because I needed some orange juice sliding down my gullet ASAP. Then, I remember throwing up in the sink. My mother came in and turned the light on to reveal a glass of orange juice mixed with white liquid. I had ejaculated in the glass Upon further inspection, I noticed that the carton was from fucking Sainsbury's - their packaging is all orange and my mum buys Sainsbury's basics - and I had confused Basics Soy Milk for orange juice in my sick haze. Anyways, it tasted like shit and I threw up. That's all, really..
I poured the orange juice into the half empty (not half full) glass, and put the carton down because I needed some orange juice sliding down my gullet ASAP. Then, I remember throwing up in the sink. My mother came in and turned the light on to reveal a glass of orange juice mixed with white liquid.
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