Blackpill Dolphincels go ER when sexually frustrated

[Deleted member 5861]

A major threat to the world's porpoises comes from an unexpected quarter: Dolphins who aren't getting any.
Dolphins sometimes kick the crap out of porpoises just for funsies — they don't really compete for food, and science has not yet established the existence of dolphin racists, so it wasn't clear that there was any rhyme or reason to the vicious watermammal-on-watermammal attacks. But now it turns out that the aggro dolphins are mostly young males, so conservation expert Mark Cotter theorizes that this is basically aquatic Fight Club.
Get ready for some science talk: Young male dolphins don't have thumbs. So when they're sexually frustrated, they can't just play Mass Effect and/or jerk off like normal people. (Though they do have prehensile penises, so you'd think they could figure SOMETHING out.) Instead, they curb-stomp porpoises. Cotter describes this as "object-oriented play," which suggests he is suffering from Sea Fever, because the attacks actually sound pretty Clockwork Orangey:

In one particularly violent attack, three dolphins corralled their victim before seven others joined them to ram the porpoise to death. Cotter found most shocking the fact that two dolphins remained behind to play with the carcass before pushing it towards his boat.​

https://grist.org/article/2011-06-21-sexually-frustrated-dolphins-go-on-murderous-rampage/

Sex and social acceptance is very important.

 

[Asianmanletcel]

it's over for dolphincels

 

[Deleted member 301]

https://grist.org/article/2011-06-21-sexually-frustrated-dolphins-go-on-murderous-rampage/

Sex and social acceptance is very important.

 

[iKillCucks]

tHaT dOlPhiN pRoBaBlY hAd A bAd PeRsOnAlItY

 

[Cuyen]

Just dont be a dolphin theory

 

[lessthanhuman]

Male dolphins also group up and gang-rape dolphin foids when they aren't getting any sex. Environmentalist cucks always talk about how dolphins are the most intelligent animal species and deserve to have the same rights as humans, maybe they are right.

 

[AsiaCel]

Yeah if you push a animal far enough it will strike back in a blitz manner. When you have nothing to lose you will become the ultimate killing machine.

 

[Deleted member 301]

tHaT dOlPhiN pRoBaBlY hAd A bAd PeRsOnAlItY

Made me laugh so much I spat my vodka out

 

[PersonalityChad]

They should take a shower and get a haircut

 

[Deleted member 301]

Yeah if you push a animal far enough it will strike back in a blitz manner. When you have nothing to lose you will become the ultimate killing machine.

High IQ.

They should take a shower and get a haircut

 

[acnescarcel]

based a clockwork orange dolphins

 

[Deleted member 14577]

So will we

 

[VincentVanCope]

They should take a shower and get a haircut

 

[Swiswis]

Female mantis kill male just after mating
Same with black widow


female's nature at its best

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Misogynistic dolphins.

 

[Deleted member 301]

Misogynistic dolphins.

 

[iKillCucks]

Made me laugh so much I spat my vodka out

Haha glad I could do that brothER

 

[virgin4life]

Cotter found most shocking the fact that two dolphins remained behind to play with the carcass before pushing it towards his boat.

Ha ha those dolphincel brothers showed him what they thought of his study. Fucking sweet. But in all seriousness all species get frustrated when they are not being fucked. Nearly all species rape each other. I.e. female ducks often get raped to death. It's just a natural element of life.

 

[catfishman23]

take the dolphin pill

there i said it 1st
just dolphinmaxx brooo

 

[Deleted member 14490]

take the dolphin pill

there i said it 1st
just dolphinmaxx brooo

Just flippermaxx and run deepseasonargame bro

 

[catfishman23]

Just flippermaxx and run deepseasonargame bro

well that would be the code word for going ER